Funny Voice Mail Greetings
Use our funny voice mail greetings so you don't have to sound like you are not having fun in your life. The sad thing is that life is full of fun and you just have to find it sometimes. And, even if you are not having a good day, your voice mail greeting shouldn't reflect this. In this sense, it is always a great idea to make any voice mail greeting when you are feeling upbeat and full of life. Maybe you don't think that your voice sounds good over a recording and you shy away from adding your own voice to your phone message recording. Well, nothing could be further from the truth since those leaving you a message would rather hear your voice speaking to them rather than some kind of automated computer recording. To add a funny greeting to your own voice mail recording isn't that difficult. All you need to do is to prepare a written greeting so you remember what to say, and get yourself on an upswing and be animated, full of vim and vigour.
- Hey you all, thanks for calling me today. It will be super nice if you would leave me a special and kind message so I'm encouraged to call you back.
- Sorry I missed your call but I was busy doing something a lot more important. Feel free to leave me a short message, the shorter the better, so I don't have to get a snack while I listen to what you could have said in very concise terms. Bye!!
- I wish I was available to take your important call but, you see, I'm trying to do a lot of things that just can't get done when I'm talking on the phone. Please leave your name and number and I'll try and call you back if everything gets done.
- Sorry, sorry, sorry. I'm just far too tired to take your call. It would be a lot better if you left me a message and that way I wouldn't drop from falling asleep. Bye for now!
- Bet you thought I was going to answer the phone. Well, I'm not. On the other hand, I'd really like you to leave me an inspiring message so I won't hesitate to call you back as soon as I can. Thanks.
- Glad you called but I just am not able to entertain you right now. However, if you are offering to buy dinner, I may be available sooner than you think. Don't forget to leave your name and number so I don't get mixed up with different offers and go to the wrong restaurant. Bye.
- I'm not able to get to the phone in spite of the fact that I'm able to climb mountains, water ski, and play a mean saxophone. So, please leave me your message and I'll get to you soon. Thanks for calling.
- Sorry, I can't be everywhere and sitting by the phone ready to take your call isn't going to happen. Best thing to do is to leave your message and not be offended that I wasn't able to speak with you. Thanks.
If funny is not what you are looking for in a voice mail message, you can always use an inspirational quote, one that is short, but full of words of wisdom.
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