Funny Marriage Quotes

"In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes."
Elizabeth Ashley

"A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short."
Andre Maurois

"I didn't marry you because you were perfect. I didn't even marry you because I loved you. I married you because you gave me a promise. That promise made up for your faults. And the promise I gave you made up for mine. Two imperfect people got married and it was the promise that made the marriage. And when our children were growing up, it wasn't a house that protected them; and it wasn't our love that protected them - it was that promise."
Thornton Wilder

"Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course."
Helen Rowland

"More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse."
Doug Larson

"Matrimony, the high sea for which no compass has yet been invented."
Heinrich Heine

"Love doesn't make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile."
Franklin P. Jones

"Matrimony is a process by which a grocer acquires an account the florist had."
Francis Rodman