Funny Proverbs
A collection of funny proverbs that are amusing and witty. And, hopefully, will bring a smile to your face. These adages have a humorous twist to them. The expressions and sayings listed here will hopefully make you grin, some may make you burst out with laughter. All the funny proverbs are expressions that have been passed down from all over the world. We hope you enjoy them and that you leave this page smiling, and also find words of wisdom in the collection!If you dig a hole for someone else, you'll fall into it.
Hungarian Proverb
A lie travels round the world while truth is putting her boots on.
French Proverb
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Chinese Proverb
Anger can be an expensive luxury.
Italian Proverb
If ifs and buts were candy and nuts;
if wishes were horses, beggars might ride.;
ifs and ands were pots and pans, then we would need no tinkers.;
if wishes were fishes, there'd be no room in the river for water.
Russian Proverb
Words have no wings but they can fly a thousand miles.
Korean Proverb
Be aware of the idiot, for he is like an old dress. Every time you patch it, the wind will tear it back again.
Arabic Proverb
A peacock who sits on his tail is just another turkey.
Proverb
You will never plough a field if you only turn it over in your mind.
Irish Proverb
If you marry a monkey for his wealth, the money goes and the monkey remains as is.
Egyptian Proverb
Experience is a comb which nature gives us when we are bald. Proverb
If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys. Proverb
I can resist everything except temptation. Proverb
A ship in the harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for. Proverb
Everything has beauty but not everyone sees it. Proverb
He who fishes in another man's well often catches crab. Proverb
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. Proverb
The woman who doesn't wish to bake bread, spends five days sifting the flour. Greek Proverb
In a closed mouth, flies do not enter. Mexican Proverb
There are no short cuts to any place worth going. Proverb
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. Chinese Proverb
One doesn't examine the teeth of a gift horse. Portuguese Proverb
Money makes monkeys of men. Icelandic Proverb
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it's two-tired. English Proverb
If you are willing to admit faults, you have one less fault to admit. Proverb
When two dogs fight over a bone, a third one carries it away. Dutch Proverb
It's better a friend in the market then one hundred gold coins in the chest. Maltese Proverb
There is hope as long as your fishing-line is in the water. Norwegian Proverb
Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch. Proverb
The fellow who never makes a mistake takes his orders from one who does. Proverb
You cannot get to the top by sitting on your bottom. Proverb
Drop by drop - a whole lake becomes.Bulgarian Proverb
It's in old kettles that one makes the best soup. French Proverb
Giving birth to a baby is easier than worrying about it. Japanese Proverb
Don't think there are no crocidles because the water is calm. Malaysian Proverb
Parents can tell but never teach, unless they practice what they preach. Proverb
A guest sees more in a nhour than the host in a year. Polish Proverb
A lazy shepherd is the wolf's friend. Welsh Proverb
After three days, both fish and guests begin to smell. Danish Proverb
Ask the young, they know everything. French Proverb
Don't sell the skin until you have caught the bear. English Proverb
Don't rely on the label on the bag. French Proverb
Interest on debts grow without rain. Yiddish Proverb
Conscience is the nest where all good is hatched. Welsh Proverb
Never let your feet run faster than your shoes. Scottish Proverb
Every fish that gets away appears great. Turkish Proverb
Tomorrow is often the busiest day of the week. Spanish Proverb
If you don't stand for something, you will fall for something. African Proverb
While these proverbs are amusing they also contain words of wisdom in them. We also have a more serious set of Proverbs, visit our Proverbs with Wisdom
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