Funny Proverbs Page 2

More funny proverbs to make you smile but also to offer you inspiration and wise words.


If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.
Proverb

I can resist everything except temptation.
Proverb

He who fishes in another man's well often catches crab.
Proverb

A peacock who sits on his tail is just another turkey.
Proverb

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Proverb

The woman who doesn't wish to bake bread, spends five days sifting the flour.
Greek Proverb

There are no short cuts to any place worth going.
Proverb

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Chinese Proverb

One doesn't examine the teeth of a gift horse.
Portuguese Proverb

Money makes monkeys of men.
Icelandic Proverb

A bicycle can't stand on its own because it's two-tired.
English Proverb

If you are willing to admit faults, you have one less fault to admit.
Proverb

When two dogs fight over a bone, a third one carries it away.
Dutch Proverb

It's better a
friend in the market then one hundred gold coins in the chest. Maltese Proverb

Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.
Proverb

The fellow who never makes a
mistake takes his orders from one who does. Proverb

It's in old kettles that one makes the best soup.
French Proverb

Giving birth to a baby is easier than worrying about it.
Japanese Proverb

Don't think there are no crocidles because the water is calm.
Malaysian Proverb

A guest sees more in an hour than the host in a year.
Polish Proverb

A lazy shepherd is the wolf's friend.
Welsh Proverb

After three days, both fish and guests begin to smell.
Danish Proverb

Ask the young, they know everything.
French Proverb

Don't rely on the label on the bag.
French Proverb

Interest on debts grow without rain.
Yiddish Proverb

Conscience is the nest where all
good is hatched. Welsh Proverb

Never let your feet run faster than your shoes.
Scottish Proverb

Every fish that gets away appears great.
Turkish Proverb

If you marry a monkey for his wealth, the money goes and the monkey remains as is.
Egyptian Proverb

If you don't stand for something, you will fall for something.
African Proverb

"Everything has
beauty but not everyone sees it." Proverb

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