Everything I Need To Know I Learned From the Bible

Happiness makes you smile;
A kind answer soothes angry feelings;
A true friend will keep a secret;
You will say the wrong thing if you talk too much;
Don't tell you neighbor to come back tomorrow, if you can help today;
Everyone likes to brag about getting a bargain;
Wise friends make you wise;
It's better to be honest and poor than to be dishonest and rich;
Telling lies will get you in trouble;
Don't give up;
Make your parents proud, especially your mother;
Watching what you say can save you a lot of trouble;
Respect and obey the Lord;
Don't tell everything you know;
Go looking for trouble, and you will find it;
Teach your children right from wrong,
and when they are grown they will still do right;
Not getting what you want can make you feel sick;
The hungrier you are, the harder you work;
Don't try to get even;
All wisdom comes from the Lord,
and so do common sense and understanding;
It's a dangerous thing to guarantee payment for someone's debts;
Don't say, 'I didn't know it!' god can read your mind;
Don't argue just to be arguing;
Obey the teaching of your parents;
Know where you are headed, and you will stay on solid ground;

Don't ever think that you are wise enough;
Share your plans with the Lord,
and you will succeed.