22 Funny Love Quotes

We hope these funny love quotes bring a smile to your face. Share them with the ones you love.

While love is not funny, we all need humor and laughter in our lives. And when we are in love we are happy. Being happy is being in love with that special someone.

You may also find that while the quotes are funny their words do hold some wisdom in them.

Love is a lot like a backache: it doesn't show up on X-rays, but you know it's there. George Burns

Love is a lot like a backache: it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there. George Burns
Funny Quotes

“The advantage of being eighty years old is that one has many people to love.” Jean Renoir
Age

Love is a two-way street constantly under construction. Carroll Bryant

Love is a two-way street constantly under construction. Carroll Bryant
Love Quotes

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. Albert Einstein
Famous Quotes

Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. Phyllis Diller
Beautiful

The brain is the most outstanding organ. It works 24/7, 365 from birth until you fall in love. Sophie Monroe

The brain is the most outstanding organ. It works 24/7, 365 from birth until you fall in love. Sophie Monroe
Cute Quotes

As a man in a relationship, you have a choice: You can be right or you can be happy. Ralphie May
Relationship

I love you and itï¿½s getting worse. Joseph E. Morris

I love you and it’s getting worse. Joseph E. Morris
I Love You

You can never be too old or too young to be attracted to someone. I still remember my first crush back in grade school.Mike Lee
School

You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. Dr. Seuss
Dream

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. Joan Crawford

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. Joan Crawford
Funny Quotes about Love

Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren’t even there before. Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic’s Notebook
Amazing

“Country songs tell you that life and love have a fickle sense of humor and drama, yet life is neutral; it provides us with sunshine and rain.” Linda Drevenstedt, Life Path by Design
Sunshine

All good people have love to give, but too many of them keep it bottled up. T. H. Russo

“All good people have love to give, but too many of them keep it bottled up.” T. H. Russo, How To Tell Someone You Love
Good

You know how people say, “you can’t live without love”? Well, oxygen is even more important. Dr. Gregory Houser
Cute Love Quotes

People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you’ll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow. Erma Bombeck
Growth

Our love is like eggs and bacon, we just go together. Catherine Pulsifer

Our love is like eggs and bacon, we just go together.Catherine Pulsifer
Quote of The Day

“One advantage of marriage, it seems to me, is that when you fall out of love with each other, it keeps you together until maybe you fall in again.” Judith Viorst
Marriage