I'm not funny. What I am is brave.
Ability is of little account without opportunity.
I have an everyday religion that words for me. Love yourself first, and everything falls into line.
Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced.
If you want something done, ask a busy person to do it.
The more things you do, the more you can do.
In life, all good things come hard, but wisdom is the hardest to come by.
It's a helluva start, being able to recognize what makes you happy.
Luck? I don't know anything about luck. I've never banked on it, and I'm afraid of people who do. Luck to me is something else: Hard work - and realizing what is opportunity and what isn't.
One of the things I learned the hard way was that it doesn't pay to get discouraged. Keeping busy and making optimism a way of life can restore your faith in yourself.
I think knowing what you cannot do is more important than knowing what you can.
A man who correctly guesses a woman's age may be smart, but he's not very bright.
People either have comedy or they don't. You can't teach it to them
I would rather regret the things that I have done than the things that I have not.
I grew up watching Lucille Ball on TV. Her comedy was one which always
brought a smile to my face. She started her career in in musical comedy, and achieved her
her greatest success with her TV show, "I Love Lucy", which first
aired in 1951 and ran until 1957. She also starred in "The Lucy Show"
and "Here's Lucy". Her career of 50 years is one that brought a lot of people smiles to their face.
There is a museum dedicated to the life of Lucille Ball in Jamestown, NY, the city she was born.