Mark Twain Quotes Page 2

"Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand."
Mark Twain

Laughter   |  

"The dictionary is the only place where success comes before work."
Mark Twain

Success   |  

"The difference between the almost right word and the right word is really a large matter - 'tis the difference between the lightning bug and the lightning."
Mark Twain

Funny Quotes about Life   |  

"Let us not be too particular; it is better to have old secondhand diamonds than none at all."
Mark Twain

Funny   |  

"It is good to obey all the rules when you're young, so you'll have the strength to break them when you're old."
Mark Twain

Age   |  

"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."
Mark Twain

Age and Happiness   |  

"The most permanent lessons in morals are those which come, not of booky teaching, but of experience."
Mark Twain

Teacher   |  

"A man's private thought can never be a lie; what he thinks, is to him the truth, always."
Mark Twain

Honesty   |  

"Do something every day that you don't want to do; this is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain."
Mark Twain

Habit   |  

"Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been."
Mark Twain

Smiles Are Sunshine For All   |  

"Synergy - the bonus that is achieved when things work together harmoniously."
Mark Twain

Work   |  

"Habit is habit and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed downstairs a step at a time."
Mark Twain

Time   |  

"It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them."
Mark Twain

Words of Encouragement   |  

"Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry."
Mark Twain

Death   |  

"Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too can become great."
Mark Twain

Great   |  

"Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place."
Mark Twain

Happiness   |  

"Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen."
Mark Twain

Fate   |  

"I was seldom able to see an opportunity until it had ceased to be one."
Mark Twain

Opportunity   |  

"Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often."
Mark Twain

Action   |  

"A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes."
Mark Twain

The Cheese Cake That Lied   |  

"A thing long expected takes the form of the unexpected when at last it comes."
Mark Twain

Appreciation   |  

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