"Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand."
"The dictionary is the only place where success comes before work."
"The difference between the almost right word and the right word
is really a large matter - 'tis the difference between the lightning bug
and the lightning."
Funny Quotes about Life |
"Let us not be too particular; it is better to have old secondhand
diamonds than none at all."
"It is good to obey all the rules when you're young,
so you'll have the strength to break them when you're old."
"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."
Age and Happiness |
"The most permanent lessons in morals are those which come,
not of booky teaching, but of
"A man's private thought can never be a lie; what he thinks,
is to him the truth, always."
"Do something every day that you don't want to do;
this is the golden rule for acquiring the
habit of doing your duty without pain."
"Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been."
Smiles Are Sunshine For All |
"Synergy - the bonus that is achieved when things work
"Habit is habit and not to be flung out of the window by any man,
but coaxed downstairs a step at a time."
"It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them
and not deserve them."
Words of Encouragement |
"Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry."
"Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions.
Small people always do that, but the really great make you
feel that you, too can become great."
"Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place."
"Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen."
"I was seldom able to see an
opportunity until it had ceased to be one."
"Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often."
"A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting
on its shoes."
The Cheese Cake That Lied |
"A thing long expected takes the form of the unexpected when at last it comes."
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