Funny Quotes about Life

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I've met a lot of hard-boiled eggs in my life, but you - you're 20 minutes.
Jan Sterling

Tolerance     |     The Farmer and The Old Mule     |    

"An old dog can learn new tricks. If your enthusiasm has lost its vitality, do everything possible to revive it."
Don McArt, The Mental Makeover

Age   |   Enthusiasm   |

"The only time I don't have any problems in this world is when I am already six feet below the ground."
James Jason, Positive Thinking: 365 Daily Positive Affirmations

Challenges   |   Death   |

"When you pray be careful of how you respond to what you get. I read somewhere that if you pray for rain. . . don't complain about the mud!"
Hyacinth Mottley, Words of Wisdom - Words of Faith

Prayer   |   Are Your Blessings Visible   |

"Make allowances for your friends' imperfections as readily as you do for your own."
H. Jackson Brown, Jr., Life's Little Instruction Book Volume II

Friend     |     Beyond The No Fault Friend     |    

Og Mandino Quotes
Do not listen to those who weep and complain, for their disease is contagious.
Og Mandino

Og Mandino     |     Listening     |     Complaining     |    

"A mother is the best friend God ever gave."
Christian Nestell Bovee

Mother     |     God     |     Friendship     |    

"To be successful, regardless of the field, one needs to be a participant in the field of battle, rather than a spectator."
Charles Duncan, 5-minute Habits

Success  |   Life   |   To Change The World   |  

"Goal setting is similar to travelling from point A to point B within a city. If you clearly understand what the goal is, you will definitely reach the destination because you know its address."
Thomas Abreu, Science of Success

Wisdom Quotes   |   Goals   |  

"He has a heart of gold - only harder."
Adolphe Menjou

Kindness   |   Meaning of Wealth   |   Sharing   |  

For some, life is like a river. It becomes overpowering, uncontrollable and sometimes wild.
Ravindranath Jayaratne, The Power of your Future
Adversity Quotes  |   Chaos And Life  |  

The successful know that the road to success is always under construction; they understand the roughness of it and never expected it to be smooth.
Hernert O Nobleman, The Filigree of Success
The Road To Success   |   One Secret of Success   |  

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"Life is short. Eat dessert first."
Live Each Day |     To Live More  |     Always Count |    

"There never was a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep."
Ralph Waldo Emerson

Ralph Waldo Emerson |     Children  |     A Mother  |  

"I find television very educational. Every time someone turns it on, I go in the other room and read a book."
Groucho Marx

Books |     Knowledge  |     Feed Your Mind  |  

"Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seed that you plant."
Robert Louis Stevenson

Action |     Persistence  |     Opportunity  |  

"You'll be richer in the end than a prince, if you're a friend.
Edgar A. Guest

Edgar A. Guest |     Wealth |     Friendship Poems  |    

"So, if you feel a smile begin, don't leave it undetected, let's start an epidemic quick, and get the world infected!"
Russel H. Conwell

Happiness  |     Smiles Are Sunshine  |     Funny  |    

"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."
Mark Twain

Mark Twain |   Age-Happiness |   Birthday Wish |  

"A man is not paid for having a head and hands, but for using them."
Elbert Hubbard

Elbert Hubbard  |     Ability |     Work |    

"If you don't understand how a woman could both love her sister dearly and want to wring her neck at the same time, then you were probably an only child."
Linda Sunshine

Sister    |     Love    |     Gift of Love    |  

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