Funny Quotes about Life
I've met a lot of hard-boiled eggs in my life, but you - you're 20 minutes.
"An old dog can learn new tricks. If your enthusiasm has lost its vitality, do everything possible to revive it."
Don McArt, The Mental Makeover
"The only time I don't have any problems in this world is when
I am already six feet below the ground."
James Jason, Positive Thinking: 365 Daily Positive Affirmations
"Watching a person who successfully loses fifty pounds and changes
her life is more inspirational than listening
to a fitness coach with a perfect body."
Martin Meadows, How to Think Bigger: Aim Higher, Get More Motivated, and Accomplish Big Things
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"When you pray be careful of how you respond to what you get.
I read somewhere that if you pray for rain. . . don't complain about the mud!"
Hyacinth Mottley, Words of Wisdom - Words of Faith
"Make allowances for your friends' imperfections as readily as you do for your own."
H. Jackson Brown, Jr., Life's Little Instruction Book Volume II
Do not listen to those who weep and complain, for their disease is contagious.
"A mother is the best friend God ever gave."
Christian Nestell Bovee
"To be successful, regardless of the field, one needs to be a participant
in the field of battle, rather than a spectator."
Charles Duncan, 5-minute Habits
"Goal setting is similar to travelling from point A to point B within a city.
If you clearly understand what the goal is,
you will definitely reach the destination because you know its address."
Thomas Abreu, Science of Success
"He has a heart of gold - only harder."
For some, life is like a river. It becomes overpowering, uncontrollable
and sometimes wild.
Ravindranath Jayaratne, The Power of your Future
Quotes about Life |
The successful know that the road to success is always under construction;
they understand the roughness of it and never expected it to be smooth.
Hernert O Nobleman, The Filigree of Success
The Road To Success |
"Life is short. Eat dessert first."
Live Each Day |
"There never was a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep."
Ralph Waldo Emerson
"I find television very educational. Every time someone turns it on, I go in the other room and read a book."
"Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seed that you plant."
Robert Louis Stevenson
"You'll be richer in the end than a prince, if you're a friend.
Edgar A. Guest
"So, if you feel a smile begin, don't leave it undetected,
let's start an epidemic quick, and get the world infected!"
Russel H. Conwell
Smiles Are Sunshine |
"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."
"A man is not paid for having a head and hands, but for using them."
"If you don't understand how a woman could both love her sister dearly and want to wring her neck at the same time, then you were probably an only child."
"Our snooze button does not have the power to delay the sun from
rising in the morning. Time simply does not wait for anyone."
Ted Robbins, Time Management: Master Time Management and Boost Your Success
A turkey never voted for an early Christmas."
"Yesterday, I forgot how a friend hurt my feelings. Today, I forgot what
I did to make him mad."
Ariele M. Huff, The Perks of Aging: Blessings, Silver Linings, & Convenient Half-Truths
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