Funny Quotes about Life

I've met a lot of hard-boiled eggs in my life, but you - you're 20 minutes. Jan Sterling
Tolerance     |    

"An old dog can learn new tricks. If your enthusiasm has lost its vitality, do everything possible to revive it."
Don McArt, The Mental Makeover
Enthusiasm   |

"The only time I don't have any problems in this world is when I am already six feet below the ground."
James Jason, Positive Thinking: 365 Daily Positive Affirmations
Challenges   |  

"Watching a person who successfully loses fifty pounds and changes her life is more inspirational than listening to a fitness coach with a perfect body."
Martin Meadows, How to Think Bigger: Aim Higher, Get More Motivated, and Accomplish Big Things
Inspirational Quotes  |  

"When you pray be careful of how you respond to what you get. I read somewhere that if you pray for rain. . . don't complain about the mud!"
Hyacinth Mottley, Words of Wisdom - Words of Faith
Prayer   |  

"Make allowances for your friends' imperfections as readily as you do for your own."
H. Jackson Brown, Jr., Life's Little Instruction Book Volume II
Friend     |    

Og Mandino Quotes
Do not listen to those who weep and complain, for their disease is contagious.
Og Mandino
Listening     |    

"A mother is the best friend God ever gave."
Christian Nestell Bovee
Mother     |    

"To be successful, regardless of the field, one needs to be a participant in the field of battle, rather than a spectator."
Charles Duncan, 5-minute Habits
Success  |  

"Goal setting is similar to travelling from point A to point B within a city. If you clearly understand what the goal is, you will definitely reach the destination because you know its address."
Thomas Abreu, Science of Success
Goals   |  

"He has a heart of gold - only harder."
Adolphe Menjou
Kindness   |  

For some, life is like a river. It becomes overpowering, uncontrollable and sometimes wild.
Ravindranath Jayaratne, The Power of your Future
Quotes about Life  |  

The successful know that the road to success is always under construction; they understand the roughness of it and never expected it to be smooth.
Hernert O Nobleman, The Filigree of Success
The Road To Success   |  

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"Life is short. Eat dessert first."
Live Each Day |    

"There never was a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep."
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Children  |    

"I find television very educational. Every time someone turns it on, I go in the other room and read a book."
Groucho Marx
Books |    

"Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seed that you plant."
Robert Louis Stevenson
Action |    

"You'll be richer in the end than a prince, if you're a friend.
Edgar A. Guest
Wealth |    

"So, if you feel a smile begin, don't leave it undetected, let's start an epidemic quick, and get the world infected!"
Russel H. Conwell
Smiles Are Sunshine  |    

"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."
Mark Twain
Birthday  |  

"A man is not paid for having a head and hands, but for using them."
Elbert Hubbard
Work |    

"If you don't understand how a woman could both love her sister dearly and want to wring her neck at the same time, then you were probably an only child."
Linda Sunshine
Sister    |    

"Our snooze button does not have the power to delay the sun from rising in the morning. Time simply does not wait for anyone."
Ted Robbins, Time Management: Master Time Management and Boost Your Success
Time    |    

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas."
Irish Saying
Christmas    |    

"Yesterday, I forgot how a friend hurt my feelings. Today, I forgot what I did to make him mad."
Ariele M. Huff, The Perks of Aging: Blessings, Silver Linings, & Convenient Half-Truths
Age    |    

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