Funny Quotes about Life Page 2

It is a funny thing about life you get back what you put into it. Catherine Pulsifer
Life     |    

Age is a high price to pay for maturity.
Tom Stoppard
Age     |    

A boat doesn't go forward if each is rowing his own way.
African Proverb
Teamwork   |  

Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects.  Arnold H. Glasow
Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects.
Arnold H. Glasow
Laughter   |  

Marriage is when a man loses his bachelor's degree And women gets her master's degree."
Muhammad Asim, Funny Wedding Quotes
Marriage   |  

All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.
Jane Wagner
Focus   |  

In the end, all business operations can be reduced to three words: people, product and profits. Unless you've got a good team, you can't do much with the other two.
Lee Iacocca
Good   |  

In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins: cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later.
Harold Geneen
Experience   |  

To become truly great, one has to stand with people, not above them.
Charles DeMontesquieu
Greatness of A Tree   |  

Wisdom has two parts:
1. Having a lot to say.
2. Not saying it."
A Wise Person
Wise   |  

Time, indeed, is a sacred gift, and each day is a little life.
John Lubbock
Time  |  

In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock.
Thomas Jefferson
Character     |    

If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on their shoulders.
Abigail Van Buren
Children  |  

Humor is most powerful thing that uses laughter as it base to chase your blues away.
K. Kapoor
Humor    |  

Start by doing what's necessary, then what's possible, and suddenly you are doing the impossible.
St. Francis of Assisi
Possibilities    |    

Given a choice of weapons with you sir, I should choose grammar.
Halliwell Hobbes
Communication     |    

There is no strength in numbers when you are wrong.
Author Unknown
Mistakes     |    

Too often we visit the well of divine abundance with a teacup instead of a bucket.
Elinor MacDonald
Appreciation   |  

Do not handicap your children by making their lives easy.
Robert A. Heinlein
Adversity    |    

I think you can destroy your now by worrying about tomorrow.
Janis Joplin
Worry     |    

Just having knowledge is like having a bunch of things in the attic sure you'll use it someday but in the meantime it just clogs up space!
Dasrim Hasik, Master The Art of Achieving
Graduation Quotes     |    

The answers to life's biggest questions are not found on Google.
Author Unknown
Influence     |    

Successful people are the ones who think up things for the rest of the world to keep busy at.
Don Marquis
Success    |    

One generation plants the trees; another gets the shade.
Chinese Proverb
Grandfather    |  

Nothing is good or bad, but thinking makes it so.
Positive Thinking  |

Don't carry a grudge. While you're carrying the other guy's out dancing.
Buddy Hackett
Forgiveness     |    

If I'd known I was gonna live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself.
Eubie Blake, at age 100
Health     |    

In a child's lunch box are a mother's thoughts.
Japanese Proverb
Mother     |    

Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from your friend's forehead.
Chinese Proverbs

Readers are plentiful; thinkers are rare.
Harriet Martineau
Book     |    

Sing with the showers and dance with the flowers.

A concentrated mind will pierce a rock.
Japanese Saying
Perseverance    |    

What matters is not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight of the dog.
Coach Bear Bryant
Believe In Yourself     |    

No day should pass without something being done.
Action     |    

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