Funny Life Quotes Page 2
It is a funny thing about life you get back what you put into it. Catherine Pulsifer
"To become truly great, one has to stand with people, not above them." Charles DeMontesquieu
"Wisdom has two parts:
1. Having a lot to say.
2. Not saying it." A Wise Person
Time, indeed, is a sacred gift, and each day is a little life. John Lubbock
Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital. Aaron Levenstein
If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on their shoulders. Abigail Van Buren
Humor is most powerful thing that uses laughter as it base to chase your blues away. K. Kapoor
Start by doing what's necesary, then what's possible, and suddenly you are doing the impossible. St. Francis of Assisi
Given a choice of weapons with you sir, I should choose grammar. Halliwell Hobbes
There is no strength in numbers when you are wrong. Author Unknown
Too often we visit the well of divine abundance with a teacup instead of a bucket. Elinor MacDonald
I think you can destroy your now by worrying about tomorrow. Janis Joplin
In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock. Thomas Jefferson
A clear conscience is a good pillow. French Proverb
"The answers to life's biggest questions are not found on Google." Author Unknown
Successful people are the ones who think up things for the rest of the world to keep busy at. Don Marquis
One generation plants the trees; another gets the shade. Chinese Proverb
Nothing is good or bad, but thinking makes it so. Shakespeare
"Don't carry a grudge. While you're carrying the other guy's out dancing. Buddy Hackett
If I'd known I was gonna live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself. Eubie Blake, at age 100
In a child's lunch box are a mother's thoughts. Japanese Proverb
Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from your friend's forehead. Chinese Saying
Readers are plentiful; thinkers are rare. Harriet Martineau
A concentrated mind will pierce a rock. Japanese Saying
What matters is not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight of the dog. Coach Bear Bryant
Do not handicap your children by making their lives easy. Robert A. Heinlein
forward if each is
rowing his own way."
African Proverb
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Tom Stoppard
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