Funny Quotes about Life Page 2


It is a funny thing about life you get back what you put into it.
Life     |    


Age is a high price to pay for maturity. Tom Stoppard
Age     |    


A boat doesn't go forward if each is rowing his own way. African Proverb
Teamwork   |  


Quotes about Laughter
Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects. Arnold H. Glasow
Laughter   |  


To become truly great, one has to stand with people, not above them. Charles DeMontesquieu
Greatness of A Tree   |  


Wisdom has two parts:
1. Having a lot to say.
2. Not saying it." A Wise Person
Wisdom   |  


Time, indeed, is a sacred gift, and each day is a little life. John Lubbock
Time  |  


In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock. Thomas Jefferson
Character     |    


If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on their shoulders. Abigail Van Buren
Children  |  


Humor is most powerful thing that uses laughter as it base to chase your blues away. K. Kapoor
Humor    |  


Start by doing what's necessary, then what's possible, and suddenly you are doing the impossible. St. Francis of Assisi
Possibilities    |    


Given a choice of weapons with you sir, I should choose grammar. Halliwell Hobbes
Communication     |    


There is no strength in numbers when you are wrong. Author Unknown
Mistakes     |    


Too often we visit the well of divine abundance with a teacup instead of a bucket. Elinor MacDonald
Appreciation   |  


Do not handicap your children by making their lives easy. Robert A. Heinlein
Adversity    |    


I think you can destroy your now by worrying about tomorrow. Janis Joplin
Worry     |    


Just having knowledge is like having a bunch of things in the attic sure you'll use it someday but in the meantime it just clogs up space! Dasrim Hasik, Master The Art of Achieving
Graduation Quotes     |    


The answers to life's biggest questions are not found on Google. Author Unknown
Influence     |    


Successful people are the ones who think up things for the rest of the world to keep busy at. Don Marquis
Success    |    


One generation plants the trees; another gets the shade. Chinese Proverb
Grandfather    |  


Nothing is good or bad, but thinking makes it so. Shakespeare
Positive Thinking  |


Don't carry a grudge. While you're carrying the other guy's out dancing. Buddy Hackett
Forgiveness     |    


If I'd known I was gonna live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself. Eubie Blake, at age 100
Health     |    


In a child's lunch box are a mother's thoughts. Japanese Proverb
Mother     |    


Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from your friend's forehead. Chinese Proverbs
Friend


Readers are plentiful; thinkers are rare. Harriet Martineau
Book     |    


Funny Quotes from Wall Art
Sing with the showers and dance with the flowers.
Music


A concentrated mind will pierce a rock. Japanese Saying
Perseverance    |    


What matters is not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight of the dog. Coach Bear Bryant
Believe In Yourself     |    


No day should pass without something being done. Proverbs
Action     |    


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