Funny Quotes about Life Page 3

Never think you have reached success for when you do then you start the slide down. Catherine Pulsifer
Success   |  


The woman who tells her age is either too young to have anything to lose or too old to have anything to gain.
Chinese Proverb
Age   |  


If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
Jerry Seinfeld
Failure   |  


Time is more valuable than money. You can get more money, but you cannot get more time.
Jim Rohn
Wealth   |  


A business like an automobile, has to be driven, in order to get results.
B C Forbes
Focus   |  


The ability to change one's views without losing one's seat is the mark of a great politician.
Morris K. Udall
Change   |  


You can't expect to meet the challenges of today with yesterday's tools and expect to be in business tomorrow.
Raina Chapman
Challenge   |  


Problems are opportunities in work clothes.
Henry Kaiser
Problem   |  


Humor is a great way to lighten any atmosphere, and laughing is a surefire way to brighten your outlook.
J Fischer
Humor   |  


Live within your harvest.
Persian Saying
Proverbs   |  


We must hang together, or surely we shall hang separately. Benjamin Franklin
We must hang together, or surely we shall hang separately.
Benjamin Franklin
Teamwork   |  


There is no experience better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up.
John Andrew Holmer
Experience  |  


If you go to bed at night and think about your day and you haven't laughed very much, then you must jump out of bed and go do something fun.
Marlo Morgan
Joy   |  


Remember the old adage; you can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.
Stan Laurel
Achievement   |  


Laughter has no foreign accent.
Paul Lowney
Communication   |  


Life is an onion which one peels crying.
French Proverb
Life   |  


May your life be like toilet paper. Long and useful.
Old Saying
Health   |  


A happy family is but an earlier heaven.
John Bowring
Family   |  


I don't have a lifestyle. I have a life.
Jane Fonda
Life Choices   |  


Misfortune does not come with a bell on its neck.
Estonian Saying
Difficulty   |  


Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go.
William Feather
Perseverance   |  


Take into account that great love and great achievements involve great risk.
Greatness   |  


The test of a real comedian is whether you laugh at him before he opens his mouth.
George Jean Nathan
Passion   |  


We can see a thousand miracles around us every day. What is more supernatural than an egg yolk turning into a chicken?
Rutherford Platt
Miracles   |  


It's a funny old life . . . man's lucky if he gets out of it alive.
W. C. Fields
Death   |  


You can't stay in your corner of the forest waiting for others to come to you. You have to go to them sometimes.
Winnie the Pooh
Human Relations   |  


A city is a large community where people are lonesome together.
Herbert Prochnow
Friendship   |  


It's not the men in my life that counts - it's the life in my men.
Mae West
Character   |  


The only man who is really free is the one who can turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse.
Jules Renard
Excuses   |  


We didn't lose the game, we just ran out of time.
Vince Lombardi
Time   |  


I'd like to be rich enough so I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off.
Andy Rooney
Dream   |  


The longer they wait, the better they like it.
Marlene Dietrich
Patience   |  


The difficult thing about children is that they come with no instructions. You pretty well have to assemble them on your own.
James Dobson
Children   |  


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