Funny Life Quotes Page 3
Humor is a great way to lighten any atmosphere, and laughing is a surefire way to brighten your outlook. J Fischer
Live within your harvest. Persian Sayings
There is no experience better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. John Andrew Holmer
If you go to bed at night and think about your day and you haven't laughed very much, then you must jump out of bed and go do something fun. Marlo Morgan
Remember the old adage; you can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead. Stan Laurel
Life is an onion which one peels crying. French Proverb
May your life be like toilet paper. Long and useful. Old Saying
A happy family is but an earlier heaven. John Bowring
I don't have a lifestyle. I have a life. Jane Fonda
Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go. William Feather
The test of a real comedian is whether you laugh at him before he opens his mouth. George Jean Nathan
We can see a thousand miracles around us every day. What is more supernatural than an egg yolk turning into a chicken? Rutherford Platt
It's a funny old life . . . man's lucky if he gets out of it alive. W. C. Fields
You can't stay in your corner of the forest waiting for others to come to you. You have to go to them sometimes. Winnie the Pooh
A city is a large community where people are lonesome together. Herbert Prochnow
It's not the men in my life that counts - it's the life in my men. Mae West
The only man who is really free is the one who can turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. Jules Renard
We didn't lose the game, we just ran out of time. Vince Lombardi
I'd like to be rich enough so I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off. Andy Rooney
The longer they wait, the better they like it. Marlene Dietrich
The difficult thing about children is that they come with no instructions. You pretty well have to assemble them on your own. James Dobson
Misfortune does not come with a bell on its neck. Estonian Saying
no foreign accent."
Paul Lowney
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