Funny Life Quotes Page 4
Laughter can be more satisfying than honor; more precious than money; more heart cleansing than prayer. Harriet Rochlin
Is prayer your steering wheel or your spare tire? Corrie Ten Boom
People will sit up and take notice of you if you will sit up and take notice of what makes them sit up and take notice. Frank Romer
In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. Kathy Norris
Old people like to give good advice, since they can no longer set bad examples. La Rochefoucauld
Insults are the arguments used by those who are in the wrong. Jean Jacques Rousseau
The trouble with the rat race is even if you win, you're still a rat. Lily Tomlin
Marriage is forever. It's like cement. Peter O'Toole
Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once. Woody Allen
Twins are so practical. It's always nice to have a spare. Billie Burke
Young people tell you what they are doing, old people what they have done, and folls what they wish to do. French Proverb
To give alms is nothing unless you give thought also. John Ruskin
Funny, the moment you get someone else worrying, you stop worrying yourself. Spencer Tracy
Wrinkles are ditches that the gods have dug for our tears. Emile Augier
I've changed my mind. Yeah, does it work any better. Edward Arnold
Too many captains run the ship aground. Greek Proverb
There are three sides to every story: yours, his and the truth. Madge Kennedy
I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain that things aren't what they used to be, I always forget to include myself. George Burns
If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. Carl Sagan
As you grow older, you'll find that the only things you regret are the things you didn't do. Zachary Scott
Life is not a static thing. The only people who do not change their minds are incompetents in asylums, and those in cemeteries. Everett McKinley Dirksen
If you wish to live long you must be willing to grow old. George Lawton
Money won't buy you happiness; but it keeps you in touch with your children. Bumper Sticker
Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep. Carl Sandburg
The only things one never regrets are one's mistakes. George Sanders
Life is like eating artichokes, you have got to go through so much to get so little. Anthony Trollope
an error-making and
an error-correcting process."
Jonas Salk
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