Complain a lot and people will hear you but not listen.
God gives the nuts, but he does not crack them.
Read a lot when you're on vacation, but nothing that has to do with your business.
H. Jackson Brown, Jr
Life is an error-making and an error-correcting process.
Funny, the moment you get someone else worrying, you stop worrying yourself.
Is prayer your steering wheel or your spare tire?
Corrie Ten Boom
People will sit up and take notice of you if you will sit up and take notice of what makes them sit up and take notice.
Human Relations |
In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular.
Live Each Day |
Old people like to give good advice, since they can no longer set bad examples.
Insults are the arguments used by those who are in the wrong.
Jean Jacques Rousseau
The trouble with the rat race is even if you win, you're still a rat.
Marriage is forever. It's like cement.
Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.
Twins are so practical. It's always nice to have a spare.
Young people tell you what they are doing, old people what they have done, and fools what they wish to do.
To give alms is nothing unless you give thought also.
It ain't nothing to find no starting place in the world. You just start from where you find yourself.
Wrinkles are ditches that the gods have dug for our tears.
Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live.
I've changed my mind. Yeah, does it work any better.
Too many captains run the ship aground.
There are three sides to every story: yours, his and the truth.
I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain that things aren't what they used to be, I always forget to include myself.
If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
As you grow older, you'll find that the only things you regret are the things you didn't do.
Life is not a static thing. The only people who do not change their minds are incompetents in asylums, and those in cemeteries.
Everett McKinley Dirksen
If you wish to live long you must be willing to grow old.
Money won't buy you happiness; but it keeps you in touch with your children.
Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep.
The only things one never regrets are one's mistakes.
Life is like eating artichokes, you have got to go through so much to get so little.
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