Funny Quotes about Life Page 4

Complain a lot and people will hear you but not listen.
Complaining   |  



God gives the nuts, but he does not crack them. Proverb
God   |  


Read a lot when you're on vacation, but nothing that has to do with your business. H. Jackson Brown, Jr
Vacation   |  


Life is an error-making and an error-correcting process. Jonas Salk
Life   |  


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Funny, the moment you get someone else worrying, you stop worrying yourself. Spencer Tracy
Worry   |  


Is prayer your steering wheel or your spare tire? Corrie Ten Boom
Prayer   |  


People will sit up and take notice of you if you will sit up and take notice of what makes them sit up and take notice. Frank Romer
Human Relations   |  


In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. Kathy Norris
Live Each Day   |  


Old people like to give good advice, since they can no longer set bad examples. La Rochefoucauld
Example   |  


Insults are the arguments used by those who are in the wrong. Jean Jacques Rousseau
Regret   |  


The trouble with the rat race is even if you win, you're still a rat. Lily Tomlin
Trouble   |  


Marriage is forever. It's like cement. Peter O'Toole
Marriage   |  


Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once. Woody Allen
Time   |  


Twins are so practical. It's always nice to have a spare. Billie Burke
Children   |  


Young people tell you what they are doing, old people what they have done, and fools what they wish to do. French Proverb
Wishing   |  


To give alms is nothing unless you give thought also. John Ruskin
Challenge   |  


It ain't nothing to find no starting place in the world. You just start from where you find yourself. August Wilson
Effort   |  


Wrinkles are ditches that the gods have dug for our tears. Emile Augier
Age


Quotes
Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live.
Laughter   |  


I've changed my mind. Yeah, does it work any better. Edward Arnold
Change   |  


Too many captains run the ship aground. Greek Proverb
Leadership   |  


There are three sides to every story: yours, his and the truth. Madge Kennedy
Honesty   |  


I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain that things aren't what they used to be, I always forget to include myself. George Burns
Questioning   |  


If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. Carl Sagan
Results   |  


As you grow older, you'll find that the only things you regret are the things you didn't do. Zachary Scott
Regret Poems


Life is not a static thing. The only people who do not change their minds are incompetents in asylums, and those in cemeteries. Everett McKinley Dirksen
Changing   |  


If you wish to live long you must be willing to grow old. George Lawton
Wisdom   |  


Money won't buy you happiness; but it keeps you in touch with your children. Bumper Sticker
Sharing   |  


Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep. Carl Sandburg
Adversity   |  


The only things one never regrets are one's mistakes. George Sanders
Difficulty   |  


Life is like eating artichokes, you have got to go through so much to get so little. Anthony Trollope
Risk Taking   |  


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