Funny Quotes about Life Page 5
A good smile is magic pill that can make you feel good in every circumstances
Life is the only game where the object of the game is to figure out what the rules are.
The first great gift we can bestow on others is a good example.
Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb
a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid
You aren't wealthy until you have something money can't buy.
Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't
have for something they don't need.
Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust.
Life's a tough proposition but the first hundred years are the hardest.
You're not as young as you used to be. But you're not as old as you're going to be.
Wisdom likes not chance.
Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig.
How many of them will own up to a lack of humor?
Frank Moore Colby
We must not allow the clock and the calendar to blind us to the fact that each moment of life is a miracle and mystery.
A cynic is a person searching for an honest man with a stolen lantern.
Edgar A. Shoaff
God gives nothing to those who keep their arms crossed.
After a bad harvest, sow again.
We have to learn to be our own best friend, because we fall too easily into the trap of being our worst enemy.
Life is a continuous adjustment of internal relations to external relations.
Good health and good sense are two of life's greatest blessings.
A smile costs nothing in money, time, or effort but it is literally true that it can be of supreme importance in one's life.
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Rain is a good reminder of how our attitude can affect everything. Some folks let it destroy their day; others consider it a blessing.
Dream a little and work a lot.
Whenever I meet people for the first time, I assume that they have a great story to tell and that it's my job to find it.
Sarah Ferguson The Duchess of York, What I Know Now
Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire.
The earth laughs in flowers.
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When you found out how to take it, life wasn't half bad.
In short luck's always to blame.
Jean de La Fontaine
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