Funny Life Quotes Page 5
Life is the only game where the object of the game is to figure out what the rules are. Tom Seeley
"Life's a tough proposition but the first hundred years are the hardest." Wilson Mizner
You're not as young as you used to be. But you're not as old as you're going to be. Irish Saying
Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? Frank Moore Colby
The first great gift we can bestow on others is a good example. Thomas Morell
We must not allow the clock and the calendar to blind us to the fact that each moment of life is a miracle and mystery. H.G. Wells
A cynic is a person searching for an honest man with a stolen lantern. Edgar A. Shoaff
We have to learn to be our own best friend, because we fall too easily into the trap of being our worst enemy. Roderick Thorp
Life is a continuous adjustment of internal relations to external relations. Herbert Spencer
Good health and good sense are two of life's greatest blessings. Publius
A smile costs nothing in money, time, or effort but it is literally true that it can be of supreme importance in one's life. Emmet Fox
Rain is a good reminder of how our attitude can affect everything. Some folks let it destroy their day; others consider it a blessing. Judy Ford
Whenever I meet people for the first time, I assume that they have a great story to tell and that it's my job to find it. Sarah Ferguson The Duchess of York, What I Know Now
Life is at times far to serious. Use these words to bring a smile to someone's face. Post them above your desk for others to read. Write them in a birthday card to add humor to that special day. If you find yourself stressed, stop for just 5 minutes and read some funny phrases, they are a good stress reliever. Use them when creating a scrapbook. Send a text message to someone to brighten their day. The most important thing is to share them. As e. e. cummings once said, "the most wasted of all days is one without laughter." We hope you have enjoyed our funny life quotes. Catherine Pulsifer
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English Proverb
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