Funny Quotes about Life Page 5

A good smile is magic pill that can make you feel good in every circumstances of life. M Kapoor
Life   |  


Life is the only game where the object of the game is to figure out what the rules are. Tom Seeley
Good   |  


The first great gift we can bestow on others is a good example. Thomas Morell
The first great gift we can bestow on others is a good example. Thomas Morell
Example   |  


Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid Albert Einstein
Genius   |  


You aren't wealthy until you have something money can't buy. Garth Brooks
Wealthy   |  


Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need. Will Rogers
Influence   |  


Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. Zig Ziglar
Trust   |  


Life's a tough proposition but the first hundred years are the hardest. Wilson Mizner
Destiny   |  


You're not as young as you used to be. But you're not as old as you're going to be. Irish Saying
Birthday   |  


Wisdom likes not chance. English Proverb
Wiseom   |  


Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? Frank Moore Colby
Humor   |  


We must not allow the clock and the calendar to blind us to the fact that each moment of life is a miracle and mystery. H.G. Wells
Time   |  


A cynic is a person searching for an honest man with a stolen lantern. Edgar A. Shoaff
Honesty   |  


God gives nothing to those who keep their arms crossed. African Proverb
God   |  


After a bad harvest, sow again. Seneca
Persistence   |  


We have to learn to be our own best friend, because we fall too easily into the trap of being our worst enemy. Roderick Thorp
Friend   |  


Life is a continuous adjustment of internal relations to external relations. Herbert Spencer
Tolerance   |  


Good health and good sense are two of life's greatest blessings. Publius
Blessed   |  


A smile costs nothing in money, time, or effort but it is literally true that it can be of supreme importance in one's life. Emmet Fox
Making A Difference   |  


Rain is a good reminder of how our attitude can affect everything. Some folks let it destroy their day; others consider it a blessing. Judy Ford
Attitude   |  


Dream a little and work a lot. Donald Jackson
Dream   |  


Whenever I meet people for the first time, I assume that they have a great story to tell and that it's my job to find it. Sarah Ferguson The Duchess of York, What I Know Now
Encouragement   |  


Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. Thomas Fuller
Happiness   |  


The earth laughs in flowers.
Being Happy  |  


When you found out how to take it, life wasn't half bad. Willa Cather
Joy   |  


In short luck's always to blame. Jean de La Fontaine
Blame   |  


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