Funny Quotes about Life Page 6
Actually being funny is mostly telling the truth about things.
Put your shoulder to the wheel.
It is certain because it is impossible.
Love is like a virus. It can happen to anybody at any time.
A business that makes nothing but money is a poor business.
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Being rich is having money; being wealthy is having time.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife
can spend. A successful woman is one who can
find such a man.
Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.
Whether you live to be 50 or 100 makes no difference, if you made
no difference in the world.
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Those who do not complain are never pited.
No man is a good physician who has never been sick.
The secret of not having worries, for me at least, is to have ideas.
Our grand business is not to see what lies dimly at a distance, but to do what lies clearly at hand.
He who does not hope to win has already lost.
Jose Joaquin de Olmedo
That man is the richest whose pleasures are the cheapest.
Henry David Thoreau
Anytime you see somebody more successful than you are, they are doing something you aren't.
Who would enjoy a life of no runs, no hits, no errors?
There is no such thing as a free lunch.
You are not judged by the height you have risen, but from the depth you have climbed.
Judging others makes us blind, whereas love is illuminating.
The reason why people give up so fast is because they tend to look at how far they still have to go, instead of how far they have come.
A day of worry is more exhausting than a day of work.
Sir John Lubbock
Nothing is going to be handed to you. You have to make things happen.
We all have ability, the difference is how we use it.
It is wonderful how much may be done if we are always doing.
Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.
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Long experience has taught me that to be criticized is not always to be wrong.
There is a sense of relief and pleasure in getting something done - a kind of satisfaction not unlike that which a hen enjoys on laying an egg.
H. L. Mencken
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