We all need smiles and laughter. We hope these funny quotes will
bring a smile to your face, but also we hope you find the wisdom
"It's funny how we don't like to hear correction as children,
but later on when we begin to experience our own lives;
we will understand the purpose of the training and correction."
Diane Winbush, Reflections of A Father
"Watch something funny. Laughter is great medicine,
especially for what worries you."
Michelle Stewart, De-Stress Your Life
"Visualize something totally funny or crazy! This will instantly
change how you feel because you can't visualize two things at the same time."
Mark Snyder, Developing Good Habits Vision |
"The truth can be funny but it's not funny to cover up the truth."
Ryan Cooper, Difficult People: Ultimate Dealing With Difficult People Guide!
"Cause your facial expression to change - smile."
Catherine Pulsifer Change |
"If your capacity to acquire has outstripped your capacity to enjoy,
you are on the way to the scrap-heap."
Glen Buck Funny Quotes about Life |
"What happens at Grandma's . . . stays at Grandma's."
"Interest without activity is similar to having a vehicle that is out of gas - it
won't take you anyplace."
Eimantas Gabalis, How To Get Smarter
The Waste You Regret |
"Our minds are like monkeys, swinging from one thought to another
like monkeys on a tree. As a result, we always feel as if a sense of order,
balance, awareness and concentration elude us, because we are always
doing, always acting."
Debeena Harris, Mindfulness: Mindfulness For Beginners Positive Thinking Quotes |
"See the world like a big wardrobe. Everybody has his own costume.
There is only one that fits you perfectly."
George Harris, Don't Wait For Your Life To Start Good |
"Turning our abilities from stagnate puddles to rushing rivers can
happen when we apply ourselves to the task."
Warren Philip Gates, Success and the Powerful Introvert
"You can clutch the past so tightly to your chest that it leaves your
arms to full to embrace the present."
Jan Glidewell Forgiveness |
"Imagine what we would achieve if we had the spiders' determination?"
Elles Lohuis, The Little Guide to Setting Intentions Determination |
"Humor oils the wheels of life and helps to keep it running smoothly."
Dorothea Kopplin, Something to Live By Life |
"Live like you golf. Don't forget to follow through."
Author Unknown Persistence |
"Commitments don't have to be chains.
They can be rich with meaning. They can be the wings on which
our spirits soar."
Marilyn Mason, Ph. D., Seven Mountains, Life Lessons from a Climber's Journal Commitment |
"Some people seem to go through life standing at the complaint counter."
Fred Propp Jr Complaining |
"Don't let anyone become a vacuum and suck the
happiness out of you - pull the plug."
Author Unknown Happiness |
"At times I was arrogant and other times I had the lowest self-esteem
ever. It is a funny thing to have to remind yourself pride comes
before the fall and then other times have to remind yourself
you are God's masterpiece."
Mandy Fender, Beautifully Broken: Giving God the Broken Pieces
"When you choose relationships, look for people with a sense of humor.
If you are around others who are funny and lighthearted,
you are more likely to find yourself relaxed and enjoying a good laugh."
Ace McCloud, Forgiveness: The Healing Power Of Forgiveness
"A funny thing happens when we start keeping promises to
ourselves - we become unstoppable."
Ken Fite, The Dash: Lessons in Life, Faith, and Purpose
"Instead of buying new cards each year, reuse old Christmas cards
that you have been given. Get creative and funny, cross out the old
sections of handwriting and add your own."
Henry Owen, How to Have a Green Christmas
"Remember that sometimes people laugh when something is actually
funny, but often they laugh when they lack the imagination to understand
John Barrett, SoS-Life Enhancement
"One of the most successful ways companies get the consumer's attention
is by presenting the product in a funny or emotional way."
Arlene Battishill, Retail Shock Therapy