Funny Words of Wisdom
"Count your age by friends, Count your life by smiles." Author Unknown, from Achieve Your Dreams
"If you're not using your smile, you're like a man with a million dollars in the bank and no checkbook." Les Giblin
"All the statistics in the world can't measure the warmth of a smile." Chris Hart
"People seldom notice old clothes if you wear a big smile." Lee Mildon
"You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance." Franklin P. Jones
"Some people are too tired to give you a smile. Give them one of yours, as none needs a smile so much as he who has no more to give." Author Unknown, from The Value of a Smile
"Humor oils the wheels of life and helps to keep it running smoothly." Dorothea Kopplin, Something to Live By
Being happy can be hard work sometimes. It is like maintaining a nice home - you've got to hang on to your treasures and throw out the garbage." Andrew Matthews, Being Happy!
"Live like you golf. Don't forget to follow through." Author Unknown
"Commitments don't have to be chains. They can be rich with meaning." They can be the wings on which our spirits soar." Marilyn Mason, Ph. D., Seven Mountains, Life Lessons from a Climber's Journal
"Your self worth is more important than your net worth." A Wise Person
"Please stop waiting for a map. We reward those who draw maps, not those who follow them." Seth Godin, Poke the Box
"A man who correctly guesses a woman's age may be smart, but he's not very bright." Lucille Ball
"You don't calm the waters by splashing around in them." Seen on a church sign
"A house becomes a home when you can write, 'I love you' on the furniture." Author Unknown, from Dust If You Must
"A laugh is a smile that bursts." Mary H. Waldrip
"Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available." Jim Beggs
"Most people fail in life because they major in minor things." Anthony Robbins
"More gold has been mined from the thoughts of men than has been taken from the earth." Napoleon Hill
a powerful weapon;
you can even
break ice with it.
Author Unknown
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Catherine Pulsifer
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of all days is
one without laughter."
e. e. cummings
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