Funny Quotes

"It's funny how we don't like to hear correction as children, but later on when we begin to experience our own lives; we will understand the purpose of the training and correction." Diane Winbush, Reflections of A Father
Children   |  

"Watch something funny. Laughter is great medicine, especially for what worries you." Michelle Stewart, De-Stress Your Life
Worry   |  

"Visualize something totally funny or crazy! This will instantly change how you feel because you can't visualize two things at the same time." Mark Snyder, Developing Good Habits
Vision   |  

"The truth can be funny but it's not funny to cover up the truth." Ryan Cooper, Difficult People: Ultimate Dealing With Difficult People Guide!
Honesty   |  

"Cause your facial expression to change - smile."
Change   |  

"If your capacity to acquire has outstripped your capacity to enjoy, you are on the way to the scrap-heap." Glen Buck
Funny Quotes about Life   |  

Ralph Waldo Emerson Quotes
"What happens at Grandma's . . . stays at Grandma's.
Grandmother   |  

Interest without activity is similar to having a vehicle that is out of gas - it won't take you anyplace. Eimantas Gabalis, How To Get Smarter
The Waste You Regret   |  

"Our minds are like monkeys, swinging from one thought to another like monkeys on a tree. As a result, we always feel as if a sense of order, balance, awareness and concentration elude us, because we are always doing, always acting." Debeena Harris, Mindfulness: Mindfulness For Beginners
Positive Thinking Quotes   |  

"See the world like a big wardrobe. Everybody has his own costume. There is only one that fits you perfectly." George Harris, Don't Wait For Your Life To Start
Good   |  

"Turning our abilities from stagnate puddles to rushing rivers can happen when we apply ourselves to the task." Warren Philip Gates, Success and the Powerful Introvert
Positive   |  

"You can clutch the past so tightly to your chest that it leaves your arms to full to embrace the present." Jan Glidewell
Forgiveness   |  

"Imagine what we would achieve if we had the spiders' determination?" Elles Lohuis, The Little Guide to Setting Intentions
Determination   |  

"Humor oils the wheels of life and helps to keep it running smoothly." Dorothea Kopplin, Something to Live By
Life   |  

"Live like you golf. Don't forget to follow through." Author Unknown
Persistence   |  

"Commitments don't have to be chains. They can be rich with meaning. They can be the wings on which our spirits soar." Marilyn Mason, Ph. D., Seven Mountains, Life Lessons from a Climber's Journal
Commitment   |  

Quotes about Complaining
"Some people seem to go through life standing at the complaint counter."
Fred Propp Jr
Complain Away   |  

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