"It's funny how we don't like to hear correction as children,
but later on when we begin to experience our own lives;
we will understand the purpose of the training and correction."
Diane Winbush, Reflections of A Father
"Watch something funny. Laughter is great medicine,
especially for what worries you."
Michelle Stewart, De-Stress Your Life
"Visualize something totally funny or crazy! This will instantly
change how you feel because you can't visualize two things at the same time."
Mark Snyder, Developing Good Habits
"The truth can be funny but it's not funny to cover up the truth."
Ryan Cooper, Difficult People: Ultimate Dealing With Difficult People Guide!
"Cause your facial expression to change - smile."
"If your capacity to acquire has outstripped your capacity to enjoy,
you are on the way to the scrap-heap."
Funny Quotes about Life |
"What happens at Grandma's . . . stays at Grandma's.
Interest without activity is similar to having a vehicle that is out of gas - it
won't take you anyplace.
Eimantas Gabalis, How To Get Smarter
The Waste You Regret |
"Our minds are like monkeys, swinging from one thought to another
like monkeys on a tree. As a result, we always feel as if a sense of order,
balance, awareness and concentration elude us, because we are always
doing, always acting."
Debeena Harris, Mindfulness: Mindfulness For Beginners
Positive Thinking Quotes |
"See the world like a big wardrobe. Everybody has his own costume.
There is only one that fits you perfectly."
George Harris, Don't Wait For Your Life To Start
"Turning our abilities from stagnate puddles to rushing rivers can
happen when we apply ourselves to the task."
Warren Philip Gates, Success and the Powerful Introvert
"You can clutch the past so tightly to your chest that it leaves your
arms to full to embrace the present."
"Imagine what we would achieve if we had the spiders' determination?"
Elles Lohuis, The Little Guide to Setting Intentions
"Humor oils the wheels of life and helps to keep it running smoothly."
Dorothea Kopplin, Something to Live By
"Live like you golf. Don't forget to follow through."
"Commitments don't have to be chains.
They can be rich with meaning. They can be the wings on which
our spirits soar."
Marilyn Mason, Ph. D., Seven Mountains, Life Lessons from a Climber's Journal
"Some people seem to go through life standing at the complaint counter."
Fred Propp Jr
Complain Away |
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