Funny Quotes

"Cause your facial expression to change - smile."
Catherine Pulsifer
Change   |     |  

"If your capacity to acquire has outstripped your capacity to enjoy, you are on the way to the scrap-heap."
Glen Buck
Attitude   |   Funny Quotes about Life   |  

Ralph Waldo Emerson Quotes
"What happens at Grandma's . . . stays at Grandma's.
Grandmother   |   Mother   |  

Interest without activity is similar to having a vehicle that is out of gas - it won't take you anyplace.
Eimantas Gabalis, How To Get Smarter
The Waste You Regret   |   Being Yourself   |  

"Our minds are like monkeys, swinging from one thought to another like monkeys on a tree. As a result, we always feel as if a sense of order, balance, awareness and concentration elude us, because we are always doing, always acting."
Debeena Harris, Mindfulness: Mindfulness For Beginners
Positive Thinking Quotes   |   Balance   |  

"See the world like a big wardrobe. Everybody has his own costume. There is only one that fits you perfectly."
George Harris, Don't Wait For Your Life To Start
Good   |   Smile Poems   |  

"Turning our abilities from stagnate puddles to rushing rivers can happen when we apply ourselves to the task."
Warren Philip Gates, Success and the Powerful Introvert
Positive   |   Help To Surpass  |  

"You can clutch the past so tightly to your chest that it leaves your arms to full to embrace the present."
Jan Glidewell
Forgiveness   |   Regret   |  

"Imagine what we would achieve if we had the spiders' determination?"
Elles Lohuis, The Little Guide to Setting Intentions
Achievement   |   Determination   |  

"Humor oils the wheels of life and helps to keep it running smoothly."
Dorothea Kopplin, Something to Live By
Life   |   Humor   |  

"Live like you golf. Don't forget to follow through."
Author Unknown
Persistence   |   Your Attitude Determines Your Future   |  

"Commitments don't have to be chains. They can be rich with meaning. They can be the wings on which our spirits soar."
Marilyn Mason, Ph. D., Seven Mountains, Life Lessons from a Climber's Journal
Commitment   |   What Does Commitment Mean To You   |  

Quotes about Complaining
"Some people seem to go through life standing at the complaint counter."
Fred Propp Jr
Motivation   |   Complain Away   |  

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