Quotes That Are Funny But Also Full of Wisdom

"Cause your facial expression to change - smile."

"If your capacity to acquire has outstripped your capacity to enjoy, you are on the way to the scrap-heap." Glen Buck

"Count your age by friends, Count your life by smiles." Author Unknown, from Achieve Your Dreams

"If you're not using your smile, you're like a man with a million dollars in the bank and no checkbook." Les Giblin

"All the statistics in the world can't measure the warmth of a smile." Chris Hart

"People seldom notice old clothes if you wear a big smile." Lee Mildon

"You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance." Franklin P. Jones

"Some people are too tired to give you a smile. Give them one of yours, as none needs a smile so much as he who has no more to give." Author Unknown, from The Value of a Smile

"Humor oils the wheels of life and helps to keep it running smoothly." Dorothea Kopplin, Something to Live By

Some people seem to go through life standing at the complaint counter. 
Fred Propp Jr
Quotes about Complaining

"Commitments don't have to be chains. They can be rich with meaning." They can be the wings on which our spirits soar." Marilyn Mason, Ph. D., Seven Mountains, Life Lessons from a Climber's Journal

Being happy can be hard work sometimes. It is like maintaining a nice home - you've got to hang on to your treasures and throw out the garbage." Andrew Matthews, Being Happy!

"Live like you golf. Don't forget to follow through." Author Unknown

A smile is a powerful weapon; you can even break ice with it. 
Author Unknown
Poems about Smiling


"Your self worth
is more important
than your net worth."

A Wise Person

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