Funny Quotes


"Cause your facial expression to change - smile."
Catherine Pulsifer
Change   |     |  


"If your capacity to acquire has outstripped your capacity to enjoy, you are on the way to the scrap-heap."
Glen Buck
Attitude   |   Funny Quotes about Life   |  


Ralph Waldo Emerson Quotes
"What happens at Grandma's . . . stays at Grandma's.
Grandmother   |   Mother   |  


"Your self worth is more important than your net worth."
Author Unknown
Confidence   |   Being Yourself   |  


"Count your age by friends, Count your life by smiles."
Author Unknown, from Achieve Your Dreams
Friend   |   Age   |  


"If you're not using your smile, you're like a man with a million dollars in the bank and no checkbook."
Les Giblin
Good   |   Smile Poems   |  


"All the statistics in the world can't measure the warmth of a smile."
Chris Hart
Positive   |   Smiles Are Sunshine For All  |  


"People seldom notice old clothes if you wear a big smile."
Lee Mildon
Encouraging   |   A Simple Gesture   |  


"You can clutch the past so tightly to your chest that it leaves your arms to full to embrace the present."
Jan Glidewell
Forgiveness   |   Regret   |  

"You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance."
Franklin P. Jones
Patience   |   Children   |  


"Some people are too tired to give you a smile. Give them one of yours, as none needs a smile so much as he who has no more to give."
Author Unknown, from The Value of a Smile
Helping Others   |   Kindness   |  


"Humor oils the wheels of life and helps to keep it running smoothly."
Dorothea Kopplin, Something to Live By
Life   |   Humor   |  


"Live like you golf. Don't forget to follow through."
Author Unknown
Determination   |   Your Attitude Determines Your Future   |  


"Commitments don't have to be chains. They can be rich with meaning. They can be the wings on which our spirits soar."
Marilyn Mason, Ph. D., Seven Mountains, Life Lessons from a Climber's Journal
Commitment   |   What Does Commitment Mean To You   |  


Quotes about Complaining
Some people seem to go through life standing at the complaint counter.
Fred Propp Jr
Motivation   |   Complain Away   |  


Being happy can be hard work sometimes. It is like maintaining a nice home - you've got to hang on to your treasures and throw out the garbage."
Andrew Matthews, Being Happy!
Happy   |   Home   |  

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