Funny Quotes Page 2

"You only need listen to yourselves. It reminds me of an old proverb:
'If and When were planted, and Nothing grew'."

If and When Were Planted   | 

"Life is the movie you see through your own eyes. It makes little difference what's happening out there. It's how you take it that counts."
Denis Waitley
Life   | 

Jim Rohn Quotes
"You don't get paid for the hour. You get paid for the value you bring to the hour."
Jim Rohn
Work   | 

"Some people die at twenty-five and aren't buried until they are seventy-five."
Benjamin Franklin
Death   | 

"I wonder if we are given kids to teach or to learn from?"
Author Unknown, from Big Mud Puddles and Sunny Yellow Dandelions
Teacher   | 

"What you do speaks so loud that I cannot hear what you say."
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Positive   | 

"Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been."
Mark Twain
Age   | 

"A smile is an inexpensive way to change your looks."
Charles Gordy
Change   | 

"People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing - that's why we recommend it daily."
Zig Ziglar
Motivation   | 

"You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you."
Walt Disney
Funny Quotes about Life   | 

"We have a problem. 'Congratulations.' But it's a tough problem. "Then double congratulations."
W. Clement Stone
Happiness and Perceptions   | 

"A smile confuses an approaching frown."
Author Unknown
Smiles Are Sunshine For All   | 

Laugh Art on Wall Art To Inspire
" Trouble knocked on the door, but hearing laughter, hurried away."
Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)
Laughter   | 

" . . . I ask people if an elephant has ever bitten them. Most of the time people say no. But everyone has been bitten by a mosquito. It's the little things that get us."
David DeNotaris
A Little Bit of Kindness   | 

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