Funny Inspirational Quotes Page 2

"If you reach for a star, you might not get one. But you won't come up with a hand full of mud either." Leo Burnett
Dream   |    Quote of the Day


"You only need listen to yourselves. It reminds me of an old proverb:
'If and When were planted, and Nothing grew'."
Catherine Pulsifer, If and When Were Planted
Listening   | 


We humans are a silly bunch. We spend half our time trying to fit in with the crowd and the other half trying to stand out from it.
Nick Vujicic
Funny Poems   |  


You can't shine like a diamond, if you not willing to get cut like a diamond!
Eric Thomas
Famous   |     Encouraging


"Life is the movie you see through your own eyes. It makes little difference what's happening out there. It's how you take it that counts."
Denis Waitley
Quotes about Life   | 


If you are always trying to be normal, you will never know how amazing you can be.
Maya Angelou
Words of Encouragement   | 


You don't get paid for the hour.  You get paid for the value you bring to the hour. Jim Rohn
"You don't get paid for the hour. You get paid for the value you bring to the hour."
Jim Rohn
Work   | 


"I truly believe we are all funny . . . at least some of the time. Some of us are termed naturally funny and others have to work at it. We all have moments in life that make us laugh."
David Nihill, Do You Talk Funny?: 7 Comedy Habits to Become a Better (and Funnier) Public Speaker
Believe   |    Inspirational Quotes


If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks.
Bendan Behan
Irish Quotes and Sayings


"Cleaning your house while your children are home is a lot like brushing your teeth with Oreos in your mouth."
Author Unknown
Children   | 


"Some people die at twenty-five and aren't buried until they are seventy-five."
Benjamin Franklin
Death   | 


"I wonder if we are given kids to teach or to learn from?"
Author Unknown, from Big Mud Puddles and Sunny Yellow Dandelions
Teacher   |     Learning


"What you do speaks so loud that I cannot hear what you say."
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Positive   | 


"Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been."
Mark Twain
Age   |     Smile


"A smile is an inexpensive way to change your looks."
Charles Gordy
Change   | 


"People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing - that's why we recommend it daily."
Zig Ziglar
Motivational   |     Encouraging Poems


If you dig a grave for others you may fall into it yourself.
Irish Proverbs
Proverbs   | 


A man who correctly guesses a woman's age may be smart, but he's not very bright.
Lucille Ball
Smart   | 


"You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you."
Walt Disney
Funny Quotes about Life   | 


"We have a problem. 'Congratulations.' But it's a tough problem. "Then double congratulations."
W. Clement Stone
Happiness and Perceptions   | 


"A smile confuses an approaching frown."
Author Unknown
Keep Smiling   | 


"Trouble knocked on the door, but hearing laughter, hurried away."
Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)
Laughter   | 


" . . . I ask people if an elephant has ever bitten them. Most of the time people say no. But everyone has been bitten by a mosquito. It's the little things that get us."
David DeNotaris
A Little Bit of Kindness   | 


The Wright brothers flew right through the smoke screen of impossibility.
Charles Kettering
Graduation  |    Possibilities   | 


On speech making: Be sincere; be brief; be seated.
Franklin Roosevelt
Communication   | 


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