Funny Words of Wisdom Page 2

"You only need listen to yourselves. It reminds me of an old proverb:
'If and When were planted, and Nothing grew'." , from IF and WHEN

"Life is the movie you see through your own eyes. It makes little difference what's happening out there. It's how you take it that counts." Denis Waitley

"Some people die at twenty-five and aren't buried until they are seventy-five." Benjamin Franklin

"I wonder if we are given kids to teach or to learn from?" Author Unknown, from Big Mud Puddles and Sunny Yellow Dandelions

"What you do speaks so loud that I cannot hear what you say." Ralph Waldo Emerson

"A smile is an inexpensive way to change your looks." Charles Gordy

"People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing - that's why we recommend it daily." Zig Ziglar

"You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you." Walt Disney

"We have a problem. 'Congratulations.' But it's a tough problem. "Then double congratulations." W. Clement Stone

"A smile confuses an approaching frown."
Author Unknown

"..I ask people if an elephant has ever bitten them. Most of the time people say no. But everyone has been bitten by a mosquito. It's the little things that get us." David DeNotaris

"Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been." Mark Twain



You don't get paid for the hour. You get paid for the value you bring to the hour. Jim Rohn



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