Funny Words of Wisdom Page 3
Compiled by Catherine Pulsifer"A man who correctly guesses a woman's age may be smart, but he's not very bright." Lucille Ball
"A house becomes a home when you can write, 'I love you' on the furniture." Author Unknown, from Dust If You Must
"Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available." Jim Beggs
"Most people fail in life because they major in minor things." Anthony Robbins
"Remember those ships who pass through your day, touching your life just once, sending you into a better direction than your life was headed." Michelle C. Ustaszeski
"Every minute you spend in planning saves 10 minutes in execution; this gives you a 1,000 percent Return on Energy!" Brian Tracy
"Families are like fudge... mostly sweet with a few nuts." Author Unknown
"When fate hands us a lemon, let's try to make lemonade." Dale Carnegie
"A laugh is a smile that bursts." Mary H. Waldrip
"Here is the test to find whether your mission on earth is finished. If you're alive, it isn't." Richard Bach
"I don't want problems solved for me. I want the fishing rod, not the fish." Yanni
"Optimism: A cheerful frame of mind that enables a tea kettle to sing though in hot water up to its nose." Author Unknown
"The most wasted of all days is one without laughter." e. e. cummings
calm the waters by
splashing around in them."
Seen on a church sign
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