Funny Quotes Page 4

Tension is a habit. Relaxing is a habit. Bad habits can be broken, good habits formed.
William James
Stress   |   Relaxing   |  

Laugh Art on Wall Art To Inspire
May your home know happiness, each room hold laughter, every window open to possibilities.
Home   |   Happiness   |  

Life is like a ten-speed bike. Most of us have gears we never use.
Charles M. Schulz
Life   |   Humor   |  

Until God opens the next door, praise Him in the hallway.
Nicky Gumbel
Faith   |   Appreciation   |  

Everyone has an invisible sighn hanging from his neck saying, Make Me Feel Important! Never forget this when working with people.
Mary Kay Ash
Famous   |  

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted.
David Bly
Success   |   Work   |  

Why hoard your troubles? They have no market value, so just throw them away.
Ann Schade
Adversity   |   Three Kinds of Trouble   |  

You can give without loving, but you can't love without giving.
Amy Carmichael
Love   |   Giving   |  

In the old days, if a person missed the stagecoach he was content to wait a day or two for the next one. Nowadays, we feel frustrated if we miss one section of a revolving door.
Author Unknown
Patience   |   Patience Tested   |  

You can tell the size of your God by looking at the size of your worry list. The longer your list, the smaller your God.
Author Unknown
God   |   Worry   |  

The shortest recorded period of time lies between the minute you put some money away for a rainy day and the unexpected arrival of rain.
Jane Bryant Quinn
Time   |   A Wake Up Call   |  

You cannot be anything if you want to be everything.
Solomon Schechter
Funny Quotes about Life   |   Encouraging   |  

Speaking without thinking is like shooting without taking aim.
Spanish Proverbs
Positive Thinking   |  

I don't think God put you on this earth just to make millions of dollars and ignore everything else.
Chris Amundsen
Helping Others   |   Inspiring   |  

Today's opportunities erase yesterday's failures.
Gene Brown
Opportunity   |   Failure   |  

Establishing goals is all right if you don't let them deprive you of interesting detours.
Doug Larsen
Goals   |   Encouragement   |  

Lost time is like a run in a stocking. It always gets worse.
Anne Morrow Lindbergh
Great   |   Top 10 Quotes on Time   |  

My father taught me a good lesson: Don't get to low when things go wrong. And don't get too high when things are good.
Robert Perish
Good   |   Father   |  

Poems about Smiling
A smile is a powerful weapon; you can even break ice with it.
Author Unknown
Positive   |   The Humorous Foot   |  

Patience! The windmill never strays in search of the wind.
Andy J. Sklivis
Motivation   |   Laziness Is Not Patience   |  

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