Funny Quotes Page 4
Life is like a ten-speed bike. Most of us have gears we never use.
Charles M. Schulz
Quotes about Life |
Tension is a habit. Relaxing is a habit.
Bad habits can be broken, good habits formed.
May your home know happiness, each room hold laughter, every
window open to possibilities.
Until God opens the next door, praise Him in the hallway.
Everyone has an invisible sighn hanging from his neck saying, Make Me Feel Important! Never forget
this when working with people.
Mary Kay Ash
A smile is a powerful weapon; you can even break ice with it.
Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where
you haven't planted.
Why hoard your troubles? They have no market value,
so just throw them away.
You can give without loving, but you can't love without giving.
Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
In the old days, if a person missed the stagecoach he was content to wait
a day or two for the next one. Nowadays, we feel frustrated if we miss
one section of a revolving door.
You can tell the size of your God by looking at the size of your worry list.
The longer your list, the smaller your God.
The shortest recorded period of time lies between the minute you put some
money away for a rainy day and the unexpected arrival of rain.
Jane Bryant Quinn
You cannot be anything if you want to be everything.
Funny Quotes about Life |
Speaking without thinking is like shooting without taking aim.
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I don't think God put you on this earth just to make millions of dollars
and ignore everything else.
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Today's opportunities erase yesterday's failures.
Establishing goals is all right if you don't let them deprive you of
Lost time is like a run in a stocking. It always gets worse.
Anne Morrow Lindbergh
My father taught me a good lesson: Don't get to low when things
go wrong. And don't get too high when things are good.
Patience! The windmill never strays in search of the wind.
Andy J. Sklivis
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