Funny Quotes Page 4

Life is like a ten-speed bike. Most of us have gears we never use.
Charles M. Schulz
Quotes about Life   |  


Tension is a habit. Relaxing is a habit. Bad habits can be broken, good habits formed.
William James
Stress   |  


May your home know happiness, each room hold laughter, every window open to possibilities.
Home   |  


Until God opens the next door, praise Him in the hallway.
Nicky Gumbel
Faith   |  


Everyone has an invisible sighn hanging from his neck saying, Make Me Feel Important! Never forget this when working with people.
Mary Kay Ash
Famous   |  


A smile is a powerful weapon; you can even break ice with it.
A smile is a powerful weapon; you can even break ice with it.
Author Unknown
Positive   |  


Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted.
David Bly
Success   |  


Why hoard your troubles? They have no market value, so just throw them away.
Ann Schade
Adversity   |  


You can give without loving, but you can't love without giving.
Amy Carmichael
Love   |  


Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
Will Rogers
Change   |  


In the old days, if a person missed the stagecoach he was content to wait a day or two for the next one. Nowadays, we feel frustrated if we miss one section of a revolving door.
Author Unknown
Patience   |  


You can tell the size of your God by looking at the size of your worry list. The longer your list, the smaller your God.
Author Unknown
God   |  


The shortest recorded period of time lies between the minute you put some money away for a rainy day and the unexpected arrival of rain.
Jane Bryant Quinn
Time   |  


You cannot be anything if you want to be everything.
Solomon Schechter
Funny Quotes about Life   |  


Speaking without thinking is like shooting without taking aim.
Spanish Proverbs
Positive Thinking   |  


I don't think God put you on this earth just to make millions of dollars and ignore everything else.
Chris Amundsen
Helping Others   |  


Today's opportunities erase yesterday's failures.
Gene Brown
Opportunity   |  


Establishing goals is all right if you don't let them deprive you of interesting detours.
Doug Larsen
Goals   |  


Lost time is like a run in a stocking. It always gets worse.
Anne Morrow Lindbergh
Greatness  |  


My father taught me a good lesson: Don't get to low when things go wrong. And don't get too high when things are good.
Robert Perish
Good   |  


Patience! The windmill never strays in search of the wind.
Andy J. Sklivis
Motivation   |  


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