Funny Quotes Page 5

Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity.
Charles Mingus
Simplicity   |  


Live fully, laugh uncontrollably, love unconditionally.
Love   |  


There is only one problem with saving your dream for someday . . . Someday will always remain in the future.
Author Unknown
Dream   |  


Whoever wants to reach a distant goal must take many small steps.
Helmut Schmidt
Goals   |  


More gold has been mined from the thoughts of men than has been taken from the earth. Napoleon Hill
More gold has been mined from the thoughts of men than has been taken from the earth.
Napoleon Hill
Inspirational Thoughts   |  


Hurry up and learn patience.
Wes Smith
Patience   |  


The biggest lesson I've learned . . . was that if you have all the fresh water you want to drink and all the food you want to eat, you ought never to complain about anything.
Eddie Rickenbacker
Complaining   |  


Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.
Dan Stanford
Experience   |  


The difficult things of this world must once have been easy; the great things of this world must once have been small. Set about difficult things while they are still easy; do great things while they are still small.
Toaism
Wise Quotes   |  


Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else - you are the one who gets burned.
Buddha
Anger   |  


I have to laugh at the times I've knocked myself out over a tough spot only to find out afterwards there was an easier way.
Robert Franklin Leslie
Time   |  


The cure for moving too fast is just to slow down.
William E. Coles, Jr.
Funny Quotes about Life   |  


Our dilemma is that we hate change, but we love it at the same time. What we want is for things to remain the same but get better.
Sydney J. Harris
Change   |  


Blessed is the person who is too busy to worry in the daytime and too sleepy to worry at night.
Leo Aikman
Worry   |  


Anxiety in human life is what squeaking and grinding are in machinery that is not oiled. In life, trust is the oil.
Henry Ward Beecher
Trust   |  


When a baseball player makes an error, it goes into the record and is published. How many of us could stand this sort of daily scrutiny?
Sydney J. Harris
Sports Quotes  |  


Human beings are like tea bags. You don't know your own strength until you get into hot water.
Bruce Laingen
Character   |  


We're becoming more comfortable with processing information and less comfortable with genuine communication.
Craig Brod
Communication   |  


Unless each day can be looked back upon by an individual as one in which he has some fun, some joy, some real satisfaction, that day is a loss.
Dwight Eisenhower
Famous   |  


There is more to life than increasing its speed.
Mahatma Gandhi
Quotes about Life   |  


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