Funny Quotes about Life Page 4

Complain a lot and people will hear you but not listen. Catherine Pulsifer
Complaining   |  

God gives the nuts, but he does not crack them. Proverb
God   |  

Read a lot when you're on vacation, but nothing that has to do with your business. H. Jackson Brown, Jr
Vacation   |  

Life is an error-making and an error-correcting process. Jonas Salk
Life   |  

Funny, the moment you get someone else worrying, you stop worrying yourself.
Funny, the moment you get someone else worrying, you stop worrying yourself. Spencer Tracy
Worry   |  

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in the one ahead. Bill McGlashen
Patience   |  

Laughter is the best medicine but if you laugh for no reason, you need medicine. Author Unknown
Laughter   |  

Is prayer your steering wheel or your spare tire? Corrie Ten Boom
Prayer   |  

People will sit up and take notice of you if you will sit up and take notice of what makes them sit up and take notice. Frank Romer
Human Relations   |  

In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. Kathy Norris
Live Each Day   |  

Old people like to give good advice, since they can no longer set bad examples. La Rochefoucauld
Example   |  

Insults are the arguments used by those who are in the wrong. Jean Jacques Rousseau
Regret   |  

The trouble with the rat race is even if you win, you're still a rat. Lily Tomlin
Trouble   |  

Marriage is forever. It's like cement. Peter O'Toole
Marriage   |  

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once. Woody Allen
Time   |  

Twins are so practical. It's always nice to have a spare. Billie Burke
Children   |  

Young people tell you what they are doing, old people what they have done, and fools what they wish to do. French Proverb
Wishing   |  

To give alms is nothing unless you give thought also. John Ruskin
Challenge   |  

It ain't nothing to find no starting place in the world. You just start from where you find yourself. August Wilson
Effort   |  

Wrinkles are ditches that the gods have dug for our tears. Emile Augier

Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live.
Love   |  

I've changed my mind. Yeah, does it work any better. Edward Arnold
Change   |  

Too many captains run the ship aground. Greek Proverb
Leadership   |  

There are three sides to every story: yours, his and the truth. Madge Kennedy
Honesty   |  

I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain that things aren't what they used to be, I always forget to include myself. George Burns
Questioning   |  

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. Carl Sagan
Results By Action Or Inaction   |  

As you grow older, you'll find that the only things you regret are the things you didn't do. Zachary Scott
Regret Poems

Life is not a static thing. The only people who do not change their minds are incompetents in asylums, and those in cemeteries. Everett McKinley Dirksen
Change   |  

If you wish to live long you must be willing to grow old. George Lawton
Wise   |  

Money won't buy you happiness; but it keeps you in touch with your children. Bumper Sticker
Sharing   |  

Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep. Carl Sandburg
Adversity   |  

The only things one never regrets are one's mistakes. George Sanders
Difficulty   |  

Life is like eating artichokes, you have got to go through so much to get so little. Anthony Trollope
Risk Taking   |  

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