Funny Quotes 83 to 114
"If you reach for a star, you might not get one. But you won't come up
with a hand full of mud either."
Quote of the Day
"You only need listen to yourselves. It reminds me of an old proverb:
'If and When were planted, and Nothing grew'."
Catherine Pulsifer, If and When Were Planted
"Trouble knocked on the door, but hearing laughter, hurried away."
Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)
We humans are a silly bunch. We spend half our time trying to fit in with the
crowd and the other half trying to stand out from it.
Funny Poems |
Like almost everyone who uses e-mail, I receive a ton of spam every day. Much of it offers to help me get out of debt or get rich quick. It would be funny if it weren't so irritating.
Daily Motivation |
I smile because you're my sister in law, I laugh because you married my brother. Author Unknown
Happy Birthday Sister In Law
You can't shine like a diamond, if you not willing to get cut like a diamond!
"Life is the movie you see through your own eyes. It makes little difference what's happening out there. It's how you take it that counts."
Quotes about Life |
If you are always trying to be normal, you will never know how
amazing you can be.
Words of Encouragement |
"You don't get paid for the hour.
You get paid for the value you bring to the hour."
"I truly believe we are all funny . . . at least some of the time.
Some of us are termed naturally funny and others
have to work at it. We all have moments in life that make us laugh."
David Nihill, Do You Talk Funny?
If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks.
Irish Quotes and Sayings
"Cleaning your house while your children are home is a lot like brushing
your teeth with Oreos in your mouth."
"Some people die at twenty-five and aren't buried until they are seventy-five."
"I wonder if we are given kids to teach or to learn from?"
Author Unknown, Big Mud Puddles and Sunny Yellow Dandelions
"What you do speaks so loud that I cannot hear what you say."
Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been."
"A smile is an inexpensive way to change your looks."
"People often say that motivation doesn't last.
Well, neither does bathing - that's why we recommend it daily."
If you dig a grave for others you may fall into it yourself.
A man who correctly guesses a woman's age may be smart, but he's not
"You may not realize it when it happens,
but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you."
Funny Quotes about Life |
"We have a problem. 'Congratulations.' But it's a tough problem.
"Then double congratulations."
W. Clement Stone
Daily Inspiration |
"A smile confuses an approaching frown."
Smile Poem |
" . . . I ask people if an elephant has ever bitten them.
Most of the time people say no.
But everyone has been bitten by a mosquito. It's the little things that get us."
Make A Difference |
The Wright brothers flew right through the smoke screen of impossibility.
You cannot get to the top by sitting on your bottom.
Funny Proverbs |
Can I give you a handful of laughter, a smidgen of giggles to boot,
a cupful of tease and a comical sneeze, followed by a hilarious hoot.
John McLeod, A Handful of Laughter
Smile Poem |
You need to be comfortable with you. Stop worrying about the couple
in the corner who may or may not be looking at you funny.
Willow Cross, Getting Over It
Being Yourself |
"A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor's book."
It's always too early to quit.
Norman Vincent Peale
Never Quit |
On speech making: Be sincere; be brief; be seated.