28 Funny Graduation Quotes

"My dear terrified graduates, you are about to enter the most uncertain and thrilling period of your lives. The stories you are about to live are the ones you will be telling your children, and grandchildren, and therapists." Lin-Manuel Miranda
Graduation   |  



"If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in bed with a mosquito." Bette Reese
Making A Difference   |  



It is not the size of the arena in which you find yourself that counts; it is what you do with it. Dr. Irene C. Kassorla
"It is not the size of the arena in which you find yourself that counts; it is what you do with it." Dr. Irene C. Kassorla, Go For It!
Inspirational Quotes   |  



If learning is like a sponge, don't ever stop soaking it up. Never stop learning. Catherine Pulsifer
Short Graduation Quotes   |  



Even if you are on the right track, you wil get run over if you just sit there. Will Rogers
Moving Forward   |  



"Struggling to decide what to do after graduation is, and always will be, a sort of rite of passage to the next phase of your life." Gloria Davidson, When Graduation Spits You Out
College Graduation Quotes



"Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open." Thomas Dewar
Funny Poems   |  



"Don't ever rob a bank. Enjoy life. Have fun. Choose to be happy now; don't wait until you're 'successful,' because honestly, I was as happy when we were unemployed and scrounging around for a buck." Peter Farrelly
Happy   |  



"It is clear the future holds great opportunities. It also holds pitfalls. The trick will be to avoid the pitfalls, seize the opportunities, and get back home by six o'clock." Woody Allen
Future   |  



"Remember, when it come to applying for jobs, books ARE judged by their cover!" Patricia Akins, Things They Don't Teach You In High School
High School Graduation Quotes



"Graduation day is tough for adults. They go to the ceremony as parents. They come home as contemporaries. After twenty-two years of child-raising, they are unemployed." Erma Bombeck
Famous   |  



"Applying common sense helps us find simple and reasonable ways of doing things. Many refer to this as the KISS method, 'Keep It Simple Simon.'" Henry Adkins, Common Sense: Your Way To Success
Common Sense  |  



We don't stop going to school when we graduate.  Carol Burnett
"We don't stop going to school when we graduate." Carol Burnett
Poems about Life  |  



"The only thing that ever sat its way to success was a hen." Sarah Brown
Success   |  



"Each year at graduation, I am obliged to offer a few 'brief remarks,' which are usually not as brief as they should be." James E. Ryan, Wait, What
Communication   |  



"If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door." Milton Berle
Opportunity  |  



"Life is my college. May I graduate well, and earn some honors!" Louisa May Alcott
Quotes about Life   |  



"If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere." Frank A. Clark
Poems about Life   |  



"It has been my observation that most people get ahead during the time that others waste." Henry Ford
Time   |  



"Make the most of yourself, for that is all there is of you." Ralph Waldo Emerson
Words of Encouragement   |  



"Just remember, you can't climb the ladder of success with your hands in your pockets." Arnold Schwarzenegger
Encouraging Poem   |  



Be who you are and say what you feel   Dr. Seuss
"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." Dr. Seuss
Being Yourself  |  



"The man who graduates today and stops learning tomorrow is uneducated the day after." Newton D. Baker
Learning  |  



"A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that "individuality" is the key to success." Robert Orben
Success Poem   |  



"The world does not pay for what a person knows. It pays for what a person does with what she knows." Hyacinth Mottley, Words of Wisdom - Words of Faith
Encouraging Poems   |  



"A river cuts through rock not because of its power but because of its persistence." Proverb
Persistence  |  



"Commencement speeches were invented largely in the belief that outgoing college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated." Garry Trudeau
Funny Quotes about Life   |  



"The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate." Doug Larson
Experience   |  


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