"I've met a lot of hard-boiled eggs in my life, but you - you're 20 minutes."
Life must bring ups and downs.
In life's ring let's be clowns!
Learn their way to make folk smile;
Dullest day, hardest mile.
Luck is a dividend of sweat. The more you sweat, the luckier you get.
"Watching a person who successfully loses fifty pounds and changes
her life is more inspirational than listening
to a fitness coach with a perfect body."
Martin Meadows, How to Think Bigger
There are two sources of unhappiness in life. One is not getting what you
want and the other is getting it.
Cassey Stolrich, How to be Happy In Life
You are upgrading your technology, and you've not upgraded yourself!
Personal Development Quotes
I guess we do all become our Mothers eventually and we have
daughters like ourselves.
Helen C. Escott, I Am Funny Like That
Mother Daughter Quotes
A cousin is a person who knows all of your warts and faults yet has a heart filled with love for all those like me that stumble upon the way. Happy birthday!
Happy Birthday Cuz
If the grass is greener on the other side it's probably getting better care.
"When science finally locates the center of the universe,
some people will be surprised to learn they're not it."
"The great thing about getting older is that you don't lose all the other ages
"When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly
stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one,
I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years."
21st Birthday Quotes plus 30th, 40th, 50th
Every parent can relate to this saying. While it appears funny,
it has a lot of wisdom in it.
Nothing pains some people more than having to think.
Martin Luther King Jr.
Without Sunday, I wouldn't know when to put on the brakes of a hurtling life.
Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep.
Inspirational Quotes about Life and Struggles
A good analogy. Living life has its ups and downs, sad times and happy times,
challenging times and easy times!
"Running a multimillion dollar business can feel like a piece of cake
when facing a defiant and dramatic teenage daughter."
Colleen O'Grady, Dial Down the Drama
There is more to life than increasing its speed.
Cute Life Quotes
"I've learned that you can tell a lot about a person by the
way (s)he handles these three things: a rainy day, lost luggage,
and tangled Christmas tree lights."
"Want is a growing giant whom the coat of Have
was never large enough to cover...."
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Motivational Quotes about Life
"I have never developed indigestion from eating my words."
Words of Encouragement
Pursue, keep up with, circle round and round your life,
as a dog does his master's chaise. Do what you love.
Know your own bone, gnaw at it, bury it, unearth it, and gnaw it still.
Henry David Thoreau
When fate hands us a lemon, let's try to make lemonade."
Funny Graduation Quotes
How many times have we heard this saying. The first time it may have
made you smile, but when you think about life there are many times that our
attitude will determine whether we see a lemon or we see lemonade.
"A lot of people think the whole purpose of life is just to collect stuff.
You've seen the bumper sticker: 'He who dies with the most
toys, wins.' The truth is, 'He who dies with the most toys ... still dies!'
Life's a tough proposition but the first hundred years are the hardest.
Funny Birthday Quotes
"On his seventy-fifth birthday a photographer said: 'I hope, sir, that I will shoot
your picture on your hundredth birthday.' Churchill answered: 'I don't see why
not, young man. You look reasonably fit and healthy.'"
William Manchester, The Last Lion
"Lucille Ball taught me that the best comedy need never be cruel to be funny."
Marie Osmond, The Key Is Love
Lucille Ball Quotes
"Try walking forward while looking over your shoulder and see
how far you get. The same goes for life. Look forward!"
Martin Henderson, Fatherhood
Great life advice! Like the saying goes, "you can't change the past but
you can change the future."
"It's funny, I spent the first half of my life desperately trying not
to become my mother, and now I am spending the
second half of my life desperately hoping to become half
the woman that she is."
Helen C. Escott, I Am Funny Like That
"Life only delivers to people that create their own postal code."
Jelani Daniel, King of Quotes
Quotes about Taking Risks
Every one desires to live long, but no one would be old.
Famous Quotes about Life
If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play;
and z is keeping your mouth shut.
Albert Einstein Quotes
I know God will not give me anything I can't handle.
I just wish He didn't trust me so much.
"Eliminating procrastination from our lives is like trying to stop
a moving train; it's not easy."
Joseph R. Ferrari, Still Procrastinating
"Chairs were created because someone, somewhere, wanted to solve
a big problem: sitting on rocks causes sore bottoms."
Bill Burnett, Designing Your Life
Remember every problem has a solution. Every invention solves a problem.
"An old dog can learn new tricks. If your enthusiasm has lost its vitality, do everything possible to revive it."
Don McArt, The Mental Makeover
Anxiety in human life is what squeaking and grinding are in machinery that is not oiled. In life, trust is the oil.
Henry Ward Beecher
"The only time I don't have any problems in this world is when
I am already six feet below the ground."
James Jason, Positive Thinking
After reading this quote, be thankful for the problems in life that
"When you pray be careful of how you respond to what you get.
I read somewhere that if you pray for rain. . . don't complain about the mud!"
Hyacinth Mottley, Words of Wisdom
"People tell me, 'You're such an optimist.' Am I an optimist? An optimist
says the glass is half full. A pessimist says the glass is half empty.
A survivalist is practical. He says, 'Call it what you want, but just fill the glass.'
I believe in filling the glass."
Louis Zamperini, Don't Give Up, Don't Give In
Do not listen to those who weep and complain, for their disease is contagious.
Live in such a way that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
Funny, but wise!
"To be successful, regardless of the field, one needs to be a participant
in the field of battle, rather than a spectator."
Charles Duncan, 5-minute Habits
"He has a heart of gold - only harder."
"Goal setting is similar to travelling from point A to point B within a city.
If you clearly understand what the goal is,
you will definitely reach the destination because you know its address."
Thomas Abreu, Science of Success
"For some, life is like a river. It becomes overpowering, uncontrollable
and sometimes wild."
Ravindranath Jayaratne, The Power of your Future
You can complain about the direction of your life all you want,
but until you sit in the driverís seat and begin to drive yourself,
you aren't going to get where you want to go!
Complaining gets you no where, it solves no problems, it changes
nothing, it doesn't make you feel better. Taking action will result in
changes in your life.
"Life without Christ is like a vacuum cleaner without the electrical
cord plugged in. It has no power to suck up the dirt."
Don Wilton, A Hope and a Future
"Life is short. Eat dessert first."
Eating dessert first is really not a healthy thing to do. The point is
do the things you love, life really is short and the older you get the more you realize
"The successful know that the road to success is always under construction;
they understand the roughness of it and never expected it to be smooth."
Hernert O Nobleman, The Filigree of Success
"There never was a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep."
Ralph Waldo Emerson
"I find television very educational. Every time someone turns it on, I go in the other room and read a book."
"Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seed that you plant."
Robert Louis Stevenson
"If a man empties his purse into his head, no one can take it from him.
An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest."
It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best,
you very often get it.
W. Somerset Maugham
Poems about Life
Do your best, be the best and think the best. Your own thoughts
can determine the outcome of your life. Don't doubt, have self confidence.
Learn from your mistakes. Look at failures as learning opportunities.
Keep moving forward with positive thoughts.
"The world is plentiful with honey, but only the humble bee can collect it."
Ralph Waldo Emerson
"So, if you feel a smile begin, don't leave it undetected,
let's start an epidemic quick, and get the world infected!"
Russel H. Conwell
"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."
We must not allow the clock and the calendar to blind us to the
fact that each moment of life is a miracle and mystery.
Life is the only game where the object of the game is to figure
out what the rules are.
When you found out how to take it, life wasn't half bad.
Short Inspirational Quotes
Good health and good sense are two of life's greatest blessings.
"A man is not paid for having a head and hands, but for using them."
"Our snooze button does not have the power to delay the sun from
rising in the morning. Time simply does not wait for anyone."
Ted Robbins, Time Management
"A turkey never voted for an early Christmas."
Irish Quotes and Saying
"If you don't understand how a woman could both love her sister dearly and want to wring her neck at the same time, then you were probably an only child."
You may plan to write a book some day, but you are living a book every day.
There is no such thing as a typical granny. Old-fashioned picture books
might suggest that she's a comfortable old body in a flowery pinny,
grey hair piled in a bun as she knits baby bonnets - but no
grandma has looked like that since 1923.
Flic Everett, Help! I'm a Granny
When I hit Grade 7, I began to understand the difference between
those who had money and those who didn't have as much.
Shannon Lee Simmons, Worry-Free Money
Are you green and growing or ripe and rotting?
For good or ill, your conversation is your advertisement. Every time
you open your mouth you let men look into your mind.
Bruce Barton Quotes
It is the little bits of things that fret and worry us; we can dodge a elephant,
but we can't dodge a fly.
This quote reminds me of the saying, "Don't sweat the small
stuff and it is all small stuff." Don't waste your days worrying about
the little things!