Funny Quotes about Life Page 2
It is a funny thing about life you get back what you put into it.
Age is a high price to pay for maturity.
A boat doesn't go forward if each is rowing his own way.
Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects.
Arnold H. Glasow
Marriage is when a man loses his bachelor's degree And women gets
her master's degree."
Muhammad Asim, Funny Wedding Quotes
All my life, I always wanted to be somebody.
Now I see that I should have been more specific.
In the end, all business operations can be reduced to three
words: people, product and profits. Unless you've got a good team,
you can't do much with the other two.
In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins: cash and experience.
Take the experience first; the cash will come later.
To become truly great, one has to stand with people, not above them.
Greatness of A Tree |
Wisdom has two parts:
1. Having a lot to say.
2. Not saying it."
A Wise Person
Time, indeed, is a sacred gift, and each day is a little life.
In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle,
stand like a rock.
If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on their shoulders.
Abigail Van Buren
Humor is most powerful thing that uses laughter as it base to chase your blues away.
Start by doing what's necessary, then what's possible, and suddenly you are doing the impossible.
St. Francis of Assisi
Given a choice of weapons with you sir, I should choose grammar.
There is no strength in numbers when you are wrong.
Too often we visit the well of divine abundance with a teacup instead of a bucket.
Do not handicap your children by making their lives easy.
Robert A. Heinlein
I think you can destroy your now by worrying about tomorrow.
Just having knowledge is like having a bunch of things in the attic –
sure you'll use it someday but in the meantime it just clogs up space!
Dasrim Hasik, Master The Art of Achieving
Graduation Quotes |
The answers to life's biggest questions are not found on Google.
Successful people are the ones who think up things for the rest of the world to keep busy at.
One generation plants the trees; another gets the shade.
Nothing is good or bad, but thinking makes it so.
Positive Thinking |
Don't carry a grudge. While you're carrying the other guy's out dancing.
If I'd known I was gonna live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself.
Eubie Blake, at age 100
In a child's lunch box are a mother's thoughts.
Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from your friend's forehead.
Readers are plentiful; thinkers are rare.
Sing with the showers and dance with the flowers.
A concentrated mind will pierce a rock.
What matters is not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight of the dog.
Coach Bear Bryant
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No day should pass without something being done.
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