Funny Quotes about Life 67 to 102

  1. It is a funny thing about life you get back what you put into it. Catherine Pulsifer
    Life



  2. Age is a high price to pay for maturity. Tom Stoppard
    Age



  3. A boat doesn't go forward if each is rowing his own way. African Proverb
    Teamwork



  4. Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects. Arnold H. Glasow
    Laughter



  5. How did we come to live in a world where most money is invisible, little more than numbers on a computer screen? Niall Ferguson, The Ascent of Money
    Money



  6. He who does not hope to win has already lost. Jose Joaquin de Olmedo
    Winning



  7. Marriage is when a man loses his bachelor's degree And women gets her master's degree." Muhammad Asim, Funny Wedding Quotes
    Marriage



  8. All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific. Jane Wagner
    Focus



  9. In the end, all business operations can be reduced to three words: people, product and profits. Unless you've got a good team, you can't do much with the other two. Lee Iacocca
    Good



  10. In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins: cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later. Harold Geneen
    Experience



  11. To become truly great, one has to stand with people, not above them. Charles DeMontesquieu
  12. To become truly great, one has to stand with people, not above them. Charles DeMontesquieu
    Greatness



  13. Wisdom has two parts:
    1. Having a lot to say.
    2. Not saying it." A Wise Person
    Wise



  14. Time, indeed, is a sacred gift, and each day is a little life. John Lubbock
    Time



  15. In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock. Thomas Jefferson
    Character



  16. If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on their shoulders. Abigail Van Buren
    Children



  17. Humor is most powerful thing that uses laughter as it base to chase your blues away. K. Kapoor
    Humor 



  18. Start by doing what's necessary, then what's possible, and suddenly you are doing the impossible. St. Francis of Assisi
    Possibilities



  19. Given a choice of weapons with you sir, I should choose grammar. Halliwell Hobbes
    Communication    



  20. There is no strength in numbers when you are wrong. Author Unknown
    Mistakes    



  21. Too often we visit the well of divine abundance with a teacup instead of a bucket. Elinor MacDonald
    Appreciation   |  



  22. Do not handicap your children by making their lives easy. Robert A. Heinlein
    Adversity   



  23. I think you can destroy your now by worrying about tomorrow. Janis Joplin
    Worry



  24. Just having knowledge is like having a bunch of things in the attic sure you'll use it someday but in the meantime it just clogs up space! Dasrim Hasik, Master The Art of Achieving
    Graduation Quotes



  25. The answers to life's biggest questions are not found on Google. Author Unknown
    Influence



  26. Successful people are the ones who think up things for the rest of the world to keep busy at. Don Marquis
    Success



  27. One generation plants the trees; another gets the shade. Chinese Proverb
  28. One generation plants the trees; another gets the shade. Chinese Proverb
    Grandfather 



  29. Nothing is good or bad, but thinking makes it so. Shakespeare
    Positive Thinking  |



  30. Don't carry a grudge. While you're carrying the other guy's out dancing. Buddy Hackett
    Forgiveness    



  31. If I'd known I was gonna live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself. Eubie Blake, at age 100
    Health



  32. In a child's lunch box are a mother's thoughts. Japanese Proverb
    Mother    



  33. Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from your friend's forehead. Chinese Proverbs
    Friend



  34. Readers are plentiful; thinkers are rare. Harriet Martineau
    Book



  35. Sing with the showers and dance with the flowers.
    Music



  36. A concentrated mind will pierce a rock. Japanese Saying
    Perseverance



  37. What matters is not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight of the dog. Coach Bear Bryant
    Believe In Yourself



  38. No day should pass without something being done. Proverbs
  39. No day should pass without something being done. Proverbs
    Action


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