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Funny Quotes about Life 67 to 102
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It is a funny thing about life you get back what you put into it.
Catherine Pulsifer
Life
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Age is a high price to pay for maturity.
Tom Stoppard
Age
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A boat doesn't go forward if each is rowing his own way.
African Proverb
Teamwork
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Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects.
Arnold H. Glasow
Laughter
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How did we come to live in a world where most money is invisible,
little more than numbers on a computer screen?
Niall Ferguson, The Ascent of Money
Money
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He who does not hope to win has already lost.
Jose Joaquin de Olmedo
Winning
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Marriage is when a man loses his bachelor's degree And women gets
her master's degree."
Muhammad Asim, Funny Wedding Quotes
Marriage
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All my life, I always wanted to be somebody.
Now I see that I should have been more specific.
Jane Wagner
Focus
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In the end, all business operations can be reduced to three
words: people, product and profits. Unless you've got a good team,
you can't do much with the other two.
Lee Iacocca
Good
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In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins: cash and experience.
Take the experience first; the cash will come later.
Harold Geneen
Experience
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To become truly great, one has to stand with people, not above them.
Charles DeMontesquieu
Greatness
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Wisdom has two parts:
1. Having a lot to say.
2. Not saying it."
A Wise Person
Wise
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Time, indeed, is a sacred gift, and each day is a little life.
John Lubbock
Time
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In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle,
stand like a rock.
Thomas Jefferson
Character
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If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on their shoulders.
Abigail Van Buren
Children
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Humor is most powerful thing that uses laughter as it base to chase your blues away.
K. Kapoor
Humor
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Start by doing what's necessary, then what's possible, and suddenly you are doing the impossible.
St. Francis of Assisi
Possibilities
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Given a choice of weapons with you sir, I should choose grammar.
Halliwell Hobbes
Communication
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There is no strength in numbers when you are wrong.
Author Unknown
Mistakes
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Too often we visit the well of divine abundance with a teacup instead of a bucket.
Elinor MacDonald
Appreciation |
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Do not handicap your children by making their lives easy.
Robert A. Heinlein
Adversity
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I think you can destroy your now by worrying about tomorrow.
Janis Joplin
Worry
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Just having knowledge is like having a bunch of things in the attic –
sure you'll use it someday but in the meantime it just clogs up space!
Dasrim Hasik, Master The Art of Achieving
Graduation Quotes
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The answers to life's biggest questions are not found on Google.
Author Unknown
Influence
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Successful people are the ones who think up things for the rest of the world to keep busy at.
Don Marquis
Success
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One generation plants the trees; another gets the shade.
Chinese Proverb
Grandfather
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Nothing is good or bad, but thinking makes it so.
Shakespeare
Positive Thinking |
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Don't carry a grudge. While you're carrying the other guy's out dancing.
Buddy Hackett
Forgiveness
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If I'd known I was gonna live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself.
Eubie Blake, at age 100
Health
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In a child's lunch box are a mother's thoughts.
Japanese Proverb
Mother
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Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from your friend's forehead.
Chinese Proverbs
Friend
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Readers are plentiful; thinkers are rare.
Harriet Martineau
Book
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Sing with the showers and dance with the flowers.
Music
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A concentrated mind will pierce a rock.
Japanese Saying
Perseverance
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What matters is not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight of the dog.
Coach Bear Bryant
Believe In Yourself
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No day should pass without something being done.
Proverbs
Action
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