Funny Quotes about Life 67 to 102

  1. It is a funny thing about life you get back what you put into it. Catherine Pulsifer

  2. Age is a high price to pay for maturity. Tom Stoppard

  3. A boat doesn't go forward if each is rowing his own way. African Proverb

  4. Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects. Arnold H. Glasow

  5. How did we come to live in a world where most money is invisible, little more than numbers on a computer screen? Niall Ferguson, The Ascent of Money

  6. He who does not hope to win has already lost. Jose Joaquin de Olmedo

  7. Marriage is when a man loses his bachelor's degree And women gets her master's degree." Muhammad Asim, Funny Wedding Quotes

  8. All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific. Jane Wagner

  9. In the end, all business operations can be reduced to three words: people, product and profits. Unless you've got a good team, you can't do much with the other two. Lee Iacocca

  10. In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins: cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later. Harold Geneen

  11. To become truly great, one has to stand with people, not above them. Charles DeMontesquieu
  12. To become truly great, one has to stand with people, not above them. Charles DeMontesquieu

  13. Wisdom has two parts:
    1. Having a lot to say.
    2. Not saying it." A Wise Person

  14. Time, indeed, is a sacred gift, and each day is a little life. John Lubbock

  15. In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock. Thomas Jefferson

  16. If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on their shoulders. Abigail Van Buren

  17. Humor is most powerful thing that uses laughter as it base to chase your blues away. K. Kapoor

  18. Start by doing what's necessary, then what's possible, and suddenly you are doing the impossible. St. Francis of Assisi

  19. Given a choice of weapons with you sir, I should choose grammar. Halliwell Hobbes

  20. There is no strength in numbers when you are wrong. Author Unknown

  21. Too often we visit the well of divine abundance with a teacup instead of a bucket. Elinor MacDonald
    Appreciation   |  

  22. Do not handicap your children by making their lives easy. Robert A. Heinlein

  23. I think you can destroy your now by worrying about tomorrow. Janis Joplin

  24. Just having knowledge is like having a bunch of things in the attic sure you'll use it someday but in the meantime it just clogs up space! Dasrim Hasik, Master The Art of Achieving
    Graduation Quotes

  25. The answers to life's biggest questions are not found on Google. Author Unknown

  26. Successful people are the ones who think up things for the rest of the world to keep busy at. Don Marquis

  27. One generation plants the trees; another gets the shade. Chinese Proverb
  28. One generation plants the trees; another gets the shade. Chinese Proverb

  29. Nothing is good or bad, but thinking makes it so. Shakespeare
    Positive Thinking  |

  30. Don't carry a grudge. While you're carrying the other guy's out dancing. Buddy Hackett

  31. If I'd known I was gonna live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself. Eubie Blake, at age 100

  32. In a child's lunch box are a mother's thoughts. Japanese Proverb

  33. Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from your friend's forehead. Chinese Proverbs

  34. Readers are plentiful; thinkers are rare. Harriet Martineau

  35. Sing with the showers and dance with the flowers.

  36. A concentrated mind will pierce a rock. Japanese Saying

  37. What matters is not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight of the dog. Coach Bear Bryant
    Believe In Yourself

  38. No day should pass without something being done. Proverbs
  39. No day should pass without something being done. Proverbs

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