Funny Quotes about Life Page 2
It is a funny thing about life you get back what you put into it.
Catherine Pulsifer Life | Age is a high price to pay for maturity. Tom Stoppard Age | A boat doesn't go forward if each is rowing his own way. African Proverb Teamwork |  Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects. Arnold H. Glasow Laughter | Marriage is when a man loses his bachelor's degree And women gets her master's degree." Muhammad Asim, Funny Wedding Quotes Marriage | All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific. Jane Wagner Focus | In the end, all business operations can be reduced to three words: people, product and profits. Unless you've got a good team, you can't do much with the other two. Lee Iacocca Good | In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins: cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later. Harold Geneen Experience | To become truly great, one has to stand with people, not above them. Charles DeMontesquieu Greatness of A Tree | Wisdom has two parts: 1. Having a lot to say. 2. Not saying it." A Wise Person Wise | Time, indeed, is a sacred gift, and each day is a little life. John Lubbock Time | In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock. Thomas Jefferson Character | If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on their shoulders. Abigail Van Buren Children | Humor is most powerful thing that uses laughter as it base to chase your blues away. K. Kapoor Humor | Start by doing what's necessary, then what's possible, and suddenly you are doing the impossible. St. Francis of Assisi Possibilities | Given a choice of weapons with you sir, I should choose grammar. Halliwell Hobbes Communication | There is no strength in numbers when you are wrong. Author Unknown Mistakes | Too often we visit the well of divine abundance with a teacup instead of a bucket. Elinor MacDonald Appreciation | Do not handicap your children by making their lives easy. Robert A. Heinlein Adversity | I think you can destroy your now by worrying about tomorrow. Janis Joplin Worry | Just having knowledge is like having a bunch of things in the attic – sure you'll use it someday but in the meantime it just clogs up space! Dasrim Hasik, Master The Art of Achieving Graduation Quotes | The answers to life's biggest questions are not found on Google. Author Unknown Influence | Successful people are the ones who think up things for the rest of the world to keep busy at. Don Marquis Success | One generation plants the trees; another gets the shade. Chinese Proverb Grandfather | Nothing is good or bad, but thinking makes it so. Shakespeare Positive Thinking | Don't carry a grudge. While you're carrying the other guy's out dancing. Buddy Hackett Forgiveness | If I'd known I was gonna live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself. Eubie Blake, at age 100 Health | In a child's lunch box are a mother's thoughts. Japanese Proverb Mother | Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from your friend's forehead. Chinese Proverbs Friend Readers are plentiful; thinkers are rare. Harriet Martineau Book | Sing with the showers and dance with the flowers. Music A concentrated mind will pierce a rock. Japanese Saying Perseverance | What matters is not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight of the dog. Coach Bear Bryant Believe In Yourself | No day should pass without something being done. Proverbs Action | More Funny Quotes about Life: 
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