Funny Quotes about Life Page 2



It is a funny thing about life you get back what you put into it. Catherine Pulsifer
Life



Age is a high price to pay for maturity.
Tom Stoppard
Age



A boat doesn't go forward if each is rowing his own way. African Proverb
Teamwork



Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects.
Arnold H. Glasow
Laughter



How did we come to live in a world where most money is invisible, little more than numbers on a computer screen?
Niall Ferguson, The Ascent of Money
Money



He who does not hope to win has already lost.
Jose Joaquin de Olmedo
Winning



Marriage is when a man loses his bachelor's degree And women gets her master's degree."
Muhammad Asim, Funny Wedding Quotes
Marriage



All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific. Jane Wagner
Focus



In the end, all business operations can be reduced to three words: people, product and profits. Unless you've got a good team, you can't do much with the other two.
Lee Iacocca
Good



In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins: cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later.
Harold Geneen
Experience



To become truly great, one has to stand with people, not above them. Charles DeMontesquieu
To become truly great, one has to stand with people, not above them.
Charles DeMontesquieu
Greatness



Wisdom has two parts:
1. Having a lot to say.
2. Not saying it."
A Wise Person
Wise



Time, indeed, is a sacred gift, and each day is a little life.
John Lubbock
Time



In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock.
Thomas Jefferson
Character



If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on their shoulders.
Abigail Van Buren
Children



Humor is most powerful thing that uses laughter as it base to chase your blues away. K. Kapoor
Humor 



Start by doing what's necessary, then what's possible, and suddenly you are doing the impossible.
St. Francis of Assisi
Possibilities



Given a choice of weapons with you sir, I should choose grammar.
Halliwell Hobbes
Communication    



There is no strength in numbers when you are wrong.
Author Unknown
Mistakes    



Too often we visit the well of divine abundance with a teacup instead of a bucket.
Elinor MacDonald
Appreciation   |  



Do not handicap your children by making their lives easy. Robert A. Heinlein
Adversity   



I think you can destroy your now by worrying about tomorrow.
Janis Joplin
Worry


Just having knowledge is like having a bunch of things in the attic sure you'll use it someday but in the meantime it just clogs up space!
Dasrim Hasik, Master The Art of Achieving
Graduation Quotes



The answers to life's biggest questions are not found on Google.
Author Unknown
Influence



Successful people are the ones who think up things for the rest of the world to keep busy at.
Don Marquis
Success



One generation plants the trees; another gets the shade. Chinese Proverb
One generation plants the trees; another gets the shade.
Chinese Proverb
Grandfather 



Nothing is good or bad, but thinking makes it so.
Shakespeare
Positive Thinking  |



Don't carry a grudge. While you're carrying the other guy's out dancing. Buddy Hackett
Forgiveness    



If I'd known I was gonna live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself.
Eubie Blake, at age 100
Health



In a child's lunch box are a mother's thoughts.
Japanese Proverb
Mother    



Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from your friend's forehead.
Chinese Proverbs
Friend



Readers are plentiful; thinkers are rare. Harriet Martineau
Book



Sing with the showers and dance with the flowers.
Music


A concentrated mind will pierce a rock.
Japanese Saying
Perseverance



What matters is not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight of the dog.
Coach Bear Bryant
Believe In Yourself



No day should pass without something being done. Proverbs
No day should pass without something being done.
Proverbs
Action



People with goals succeed because they know where they're going. Now think of a ship leaving a harbor and think of it with a complete voyage mapped out and planned. The captain and crew know exactly where it's going and how long it will take.
Earl Nightingale, The Strangest Secret
Goals



The really precious things are thought and sight, not pace. It does a bullet no good to go fast; and a man, if he be truly a man, no harm to go slow; for his glory is not at all in going, but in being.
John Ruskin
Be Yourself



The man who makes it the habit of his life to go to bed at nine o'clock, usually gets rich and is always reliable. Of course, going to bed does not make him rich I merely mean that such a man will in all probability be up early in the morning and do a big day's work, so his weary bones put him to bed early.
Elbert Hubbard, Works of Elbert Hubbard
Habit



Life is like eating artichokes, you have got to go through so much to get so little. Anthony Trollope
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