A smile confuses an approaching frown.
What happens at Grandma's . . . stays at Grandma's.
No cowboy was ever faster on the draw than a grandparent pulling
a baby picture out of a wallet.
While the sayings above are funny, when you become a grandparent you
understand these words. Being a grandparent is one of life's hidden treasures.
You will find yourself not only having fun but also being silly, laughing at things
you would never have imagined. A time of life to look forward to!
The Wright brothers flew right through the smoke screen of impossibility.
Cleaning your house while your children are home is a lot like
brushing your teeth with Oreos in your mouth.
Heaven grant us patience with a man in love.
"Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off."
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
Most people fail in life because they major in minor things.
Laugh every day.
It's a decision I make every morning when I wake up. I have a choice;
I can spend the day in bed recounting the difficulty I have with the
parts of my body that no longer work,
or get out of bed and be thankful for the ones that do.
Funny Good Morning Quotes
While these words make us smile, they are also true. We can moan
and complain about many things in our lives or we can be happy and
thankful for what we have.
I smile because you're my sister in law, I laugh because you married
Happy Birthday Sister In Law
Nothing improves the memory more than trying to forget.
You don't calm the waters by splashing around in them.
Optimism: A cheerful frame of mind that enables a tea kettle to sing though in hot water up to its nose.
The easiest way to teach children the value of money is to borrow
some from them.
The greatest oak was once a little nut who held its ground.
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything
I forgot to do.
A house becomes a home when you can write, 'I love you' on the furniture.
This is a funny quote but also one that women need to read
and take to heart. When you look at the important things in life cleaning
the house should not be the top priority!
In the old days, if a person missed the stagecoach he was content
to wait a day or two for the next one. Nowadays, we feel frustrated
if we miss one section of a revolving door.
A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.
New Years Resolution
A smile is a powerful weapon; you can even break ice with it.
Words of Encouragement
You can tell the size of your God by looking at the size of your worry list.
The longer your list, the smaller your God.
Who learns and learns, nor acts on what he knows,
Is one who ploughs and ploughs, but never takes the time to sow.
The answers to life's biggest questions are not found on Google.
May your home know happiness, each room hold laughter,
every window open to possibilities.
I wonder if we are given kids to teach or to learn from?
Families are like fudge... mostly sweet with a few nuts.
You are born into your family and your family is born into you. No returns.
Families we all have them. And at times our family drives us crazy.
We sometimes look at other families and from the outside, they look perfect to us,
and we wonder why can't my family be like that? However, every family has issues and
challenges they face. A saying I often refer to is: "Families are like quilts, although they tend
to unravel at times they can be stitched back together with love." None of us are
perfect and that includes our family!
You should never look down on a sister except to pick her up.
Live like you golf. Don't forget to follow through.
This quote makes me smile but it also contains much
wisdom. Doing what we say we are going to do is a critical factor.
Just thinking about something or saying something but with no action
is truly like playing golf with no clubs - you will never get a good score!
Don't let anyone become a vacuum and suck the
happiness out of you - pull the plug.
Picture a vacuum cleaner, you can see it sucking up the dirt.
When you think of people doing this to your mind you laugh. But truly
the influence others have on us can and will affect our happiness. If the
people in your life drain you, if you don't feel happy when you are around them,
then maybe you should think about changing your friends or limiting your time
with those who have a negative impact on you!
It's important to have a twinkle in your wrinkle.
Funny Birthday Quotes
Every morning you are handed 24 golden hours. If you had all the
money in the world, you couldn't buy an extra hour. What will you do
with this priceless treasure?
Do you think of your time as a priceless treasure? Time
is something we all have the same amount every day. Doesn't matter
if you are rich or poor, skinny or fat, positive or negative, you do have the same
amount of time as everyone else. The difference is how you use it!
It is a wise father who throws away his old report cards.
Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.
Friendship is like a bank account; you cannot continue to draw on it without making deposits.
You are either the captain or the captive of your thoughts.
That man is the richest whose pleasures are the cheapest.
Henry David Thoreau
The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
Beware of little expenses. A small leak will sink a great ship.
Quotes to Live By
"A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon."
"Trouble knocked on the door, but hearing laughter, hurried away."
"When fate hands us a lemon, let's try to make lemonade."
This famous saying by Dale Carnegie has been quoted thousands
of time. People usually smile when they hear it. But if we applied the thinking
of no matter what happens in our life - find the good and stay
focused on the good - our lives would be different! Our attitude would
be positive, our feelings about life would be happier.
The presence of God in the flood is better than a ferry boat.
Charles H. Spurgeon
Common sense is very uncommon.
"We have a problem. 'Congratulations.' But it's a tough problem.
"Then double congratulations."
W. Clement Stone
Problems can stop us in our tracks or they can be the wheels
that move us forward. Every problem is an opportunity; some say the
opportunity to do your best. You see it is all in how you look at the issue -
if you have a negative attitude and only see the problem then you do have trouble. But
if you have a positive attitude and see the problem as an opportunity then you
will find the solution and no longer have the problem! It is all up to you!
The first man gets the oyster, the second man gets the shell.
Some people seem to go through life standing at the complaint counter.
Fred Propp Jr