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30 Funny Work Quotes
Let these funny work quotes add a smile to your day. Sometimes,
at work we need a bit of humor or a smile to relieve the stress and demands
of the workplace.
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Doing nothing is very hard to do…you never know when you're finished.
Leslie Nielsen
Funny
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Greatness doesn't come from taking a "lean back" approach to career planning. Get out in front of opportunity - and it will come to you.
Jocelyn K. Glei, Maximize Your Potential
Career
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If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.
John Gotti
Quote of The Day
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The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.
Oscar Wilde
Job
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People who never do any more than they get paid for,
never get paid for any more than they do.
Elbert Hubbard
Inspirational Quotes
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Anybody, somebody or nobody is ever going to make your life
any more than you are willing to do for yourself.
So, stop looking around for anybody to do something for you;
instead, get your own body going and get it done now.
Byron Pulsifer, That Is Not My Job
Life
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I am a friend of the workingman, and I would rather be his friend,
than be one.
Clarence Darrow
Friend
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It is better to have one person working with you than three people
working for you.
Dwight D. Eisenhower
Teamwork
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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid
just enough money not to quit.
George Carlin
Famous
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Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
Edgar Bergen
Taking Risks
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Luck is a dividend of sweat. The more you sweat, the luckier you get.
Ray Kroc
Luck
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Do your work with your whole heart, and you will succeed - there's
so little competition.
Elbert Hubbard
Success
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Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to
leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.
Bill Gates
Funny Quotes about Life
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Delegate your work. Stop spending dollar time on penny jobs.
Mary Kay Ash
Time
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An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can
be made in a very narrow field.
Leo Durocher
Mistake
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Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people
in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
Robert Orben
Wealth
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I work really hard at trying to see the big picture and not getting stuck in ego.
Ellen DeGeneres
Vision
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Ideas are like slippery fish. They seem to have a peculiar knack
of getting away from us. Because of this, the creative person
always has a pad and a pencil handy.
Earl Nightingale
Ideas
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My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key,
but I'm still at work.
Author Unknown
Random
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If hard work is the key to success, most people would rather pick the lock.
Claude McDonald
Success
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The only thing that ever sat its way to success was a hen.
Sarah Brown
Words of Encouragement
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As I have gotten older and wiser I discovered that there are six things
that I really loved about my job. Pay day, lunch time, quitting time,
vacation time, holidays, and of course retirement.
Tom Goins
Wise
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I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
Jerome K. Jerome
Monday Motivation
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You don't get paid for the hour. You get paid for the value you
bring to the hour.
Jim Rohn
Inspirational Quotes
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Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something
that you said couldn't be done.
Sam Ewing
Motivational
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The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.
Oscar Wilde
Appreciation
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You can't have a million dollar dream with a minimum wage worth ethic.
Zig Ziglar
Dream
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It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing,
but I couldn't give it up because by then I was too famous.
Robert Benchley
Famous
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The human brain is special. It starts working as soon as you get
up and it doesn't stop until you get to school.
Milton Berle
Funny Graduation Quotes
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I choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person
will find an easy way to do it.
Bill Gates
Determination
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