50 Funny Birthday Quotes
Share these funny birthday quotes with the person celebrating their special day, may they bring a smile to their face! We offer funny birthday quotes about aging, ones that are famous and ones that are inspirational but funny.
A smile, some laughter may even help them live longer. No matter what the age, a birthday is a day to be recognized and celebrated.
You can use these funny birthday quotes in cards, in an email or in a text message. Let the person know you are thinking of them and make them smile!
Published by: Catherine Pulsifer and Ben Gillison
- I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am. Francis Bacon
Age - You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. Bob Hope
Birthday - After 30, a body has a mind of its own. Bette Midler
Random - Live your life and forget your age. Norman Vincent Peale
Live Life - Here is the test to find whether your mission on earth is finished: If you’re alive, it isn’t.Richard Bach
Famous Quotes about Life - We don’t grow old. When we cease to grow, we become old. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Growth - Middle age is when you’re sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn’t for you. Ogden Nash
Cute Quotes - The really frightening thing about middle age is the knowledge that you’ll grow out of it. Doris Day
Growing Up - Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard there is nothing you can do about it.Golda Meir
Happy Birthday Cuz - You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.Woody Allen
Humor - Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.Charles Schulz
Motivational - Eventually you reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.Will Rogers
Truth - Today is the oldest you have been, and the youngest you will ever be. Make the most of it!Nicky Gumbel
Quotes to Live By - We must both, I’m afraid, recognise that, as we grow older, we become like old cars – more and more repairs and replacements are necessary. C. S. Lewis
Funny - The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.Lucille Ball
Honesty - Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. Mark Twain
Wise - It’s important to have a twinkle in your wrinkle. Author Unknown
Smile - This birthday when someone refers to your many years, you can just tell them you are now a classic, and classics are priceless.Catherine Pulsifer
Inspirational Quotes - Don’t regret another birthday, the good news is that you are alive and can celebrate it. Catherine Pulsifer
Regret - Life seems to fade our memory, so on this birthday I will forget yours if you forget mine!Kate Summers
Memory - Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. C.E.M. Joad
Words of Encouragement - Don’t just count your years, make your years count. George Meredith
Famous - The good thing about getting older is if you don’t want to do something you can say, I’m too old to do that!Kate Summers
Good - You’re not as young as you used to be. But you’re not as old as you’re going to be. Irish Saying
Funny Proverbs - As you get older, though, you realize there are fire extinguishers. You do have an ability to control the flames. Chaka Khan
Words of Encouragement for Women - You’re in mint condition for a vintage model. Happy BirthdayCatherine Pulsifer
Encouraging - It is sad to grow old but nice to ripen. Brigitte Bardot
Sad Quotes about Life - Whether you live to be 50 or 100 makes no difference, if you made no difference in the world. Jarod Kintz
Make A Difference - It’s better to be over the hill than under it.Saying
Mountain - Age may wrinkle the face, but lack of enthusiasm wrinkles the soul. Danish Proverb
Enthusiasm - Pamper yourself on your birthday, as in a few years someone will put a damper on your birthday reminding you of your age.Byron Pulsifer
Quote of The Day - When we are old all our pleasures are behind us but when we are young all our troubles are before us. Irish Saying
Trouble - Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs. Kin Hubbard
Cool - At least you’re not as old as you will be next year. Author Unknown
Happy Birthday Wishes - Turning the big 40, well that can seem like a blow.
No worries though as 50 will be here before you know!Catherine Pulsifer
Birthday Poems - You’ve heard of the three ages of man: Youth, middle age, and you’re looking wonderful. Cardinal Spellman
21st Birthday Quotes plus 30th, 40th, 50th - When you turn thirty, a whole new thing happens: you see yourself acting like your parents. Blair Sabol
Parents - Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing. I told my computer that today is my birthday, and it said that I need an upgrade.Author Unknown
Funny Quotes about Life - Age is a number and mine is unlisted.Author Unknown
Smile Poem - Happy Birthday to you, we hope that all year you never feel blue.
Now that you are fifty-five, we hope that you will survive
Marcia Goldlist, Birthday Cards & Toasts
Hope - At 50 your work is almost done, and retirement sounds like fun. So enjoy your day while you can still play.Catherine Pulsifer
Retirement - You’re not forty, you’re eighteen with twenty-two years experience. Author Unknown
Experience - Turning 50 is not so bad considering the alternative.Leland Gregory, 50 Things Not to Do after 50
Inspirational Sayings - You look 22, you feel like 18, you act like your 10, guess that makes you 50. Never change! Happy 50th Author Unknown
Be Yourself - When the candles on your cake burn down before they are all lite you know you are getting up there.Catherine Pulsifer
Happy Birthday Sister In Law - They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body. Author Unknown
Mindset - I have to remind people even though I turning 65 I am very much alive.Byron Pulsifer
Life - As you get older, three things happen: The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two. Norman Wisdom
Poems about Life - Middle age is when a narrow waist and a broad mind begin to change places. Author Unknown
Cute Life Quotes - You know you’ve aged when you read events you lived in a history book.Will Ferrell, The Funny Book
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