Funny Quotes about Life Page 6

Actually being funny is mostly telling the truth about things. Bernard Sahlins
Honesty   |  

Put your shoulder to the wheel.
Work   |  

It is certain because it is impossible.
Possibilities   |  

Love is like a virus. It can happen to anybody at any time.
Love is like a virus. It can happen to anybody at any time.
Maya Angelou
Love   |  

A business that makes nothing but money is a poor business.
Henry Ford
Wise Quotes   |  

Being rich is having money; being wealthy is having time.
Margaret Bonnano
Time   |  

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Lana Turner
Success   |  

Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.
Scottish Proverb
Marriage   |  

Whether you live to be 50 or 100 makes no difference, if you made no difference in the world.
Jarod Kintz
Making A Difference   |  

Those who do not complain are never pited.
Jane Austen
Complaining   |  

No man is a good physician who has never been sick.
Compassion   |  

The secret of not having worries, for me at least, is to have ideas.
Eugene Delacroix
Worry   |  

Our grand business is not to see what lies dimly at a distance, but to do what lies clearly at hand.
Thomas Carlyle
Future   |  

He who does not hope to win has already lost.
Jose Joaquin de Olmedo
Hope   |  

That man is the richest whose pleasures are the cheapest.
Henry David Thoreau
Wealth   |  

Anytime you see somebody more successful than you are, they are doing something you aren't.
Malcolm X
Achievement   |  

Who would enjoy a life of no runs, no hits, no errors?
Hans Selye
Life   |  

There is no such thing as a free lunch.
Milton Friedman
Wishing   |  

You are not judged by the height you have risen, but from the depth you have climbed.
Frederick Douglass
Ability   |  

Judging others makes us blind, whereas love is illuminating.
Dietrich Bonhoeffer
Human Relations

The reason why people give up so fast is because they tend to look at how far they still have to go, instead of how far they have come.
Nicky Gumbel
Failure   |  

A day of worry is more exhausting than a day of work.
Sir John Lubbock
Health   |  

Nothing is going to be handed to you. You have to make things happen.
Florence Griffith-Joyner
Accountable   |  

We all have ability, the difference is how we use it.
Stevie Wonder

It is wonderful how much may be done if we are always doing.
Thomas Jefferson
Perseverance   |  

Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.
Being Happy   |  

Long experience has taught me that to be criticized is not always to be wrong.
Anthony Eden
Experience   |  

There is a sense of relief and pleasure in getting something done - a kind of satisfaction not unlike that which a hen enjoys on laying an egg.
H. L. Mencken
Appreciation   |  

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