25 Funny Friendship Quotes

Share these funny friendship quotes with your friends to bring a smile to their face. Friends are amazing and awesome. Laughter between friends is always special.


  1. Friends should be like books, easy to find when you need them, but seldom used. Ralph Waldo Emerson
    Famous Quotes about Life



  2. Friendship reaches well above all currency. Robert M. Hensel
    Money



  3. "Friendship is like a bank account; you cannot continue to draw on it without making deposits." Author Unknown
    Friendship



  4. Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions; they pass no criticisms. George Eliot
    Famous



  5. I am a friend of the workingman, and I would rather be his friend, than be one. Clarence Darrow
    Funny Work Quotes



  6. You are just like the ocean, I feel relaxed around you, and at other times you cool me down and like the ocean you are always there. Kate Summers
    Cool



  7. A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. Benjamin Franklin
  8. A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. Benjamin Franklin
    Sunshine



  9. "Yesterday, I forgot how a friend hurt my feelings. Today, I forgot what I did to make him mad." Ariele M. Huff, The Perks of Aging
    Hurt



  10. "As a child, my number one best friend was the librarian in my grade school. I actually believed all those books belonged to her." Erma Bombeck
    Books



  11. Don't regret about growing old my friend, we can share memories and each day renew our friendship. Catherine Pulsifer
    Funny Birthday Quotes



  12. "Make allowances for your friends' imperfections as readily as you do for your own." H. Jackson Brown, Jr., Life's Little Instruction Book Volume II
    Not Perfect



  13. A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have. Author Unknown
    Irish Quotes and Sayings



  14. "A mother is the best friend God ever gave." Christian Nestell Bovee
    Mother



  15. "You'll be richer in the end than a prince, if you're a friend. Edgar A. Guest
    Wealth



  16. A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. Bernard Meltzer
    Funny



  17. Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. Sicilian Proverb
  18. Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. Sicilian Proverb
    Funny Proverbs



  19. "The only unsinkable ship is friendship." Author Unknown
    Quote of The Day



  20. "One of the things you can give and will not cost you any money = friendship." Catherine Pulsifer
    Money



  21. Sometimes me think, "What is friend?" Then me say, "Friend is someone to share the last cookie with." Cookie Monster
    Sharing



  22. Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. Oprah Winfrey
    Inspirational Quotes for Kids



  23. "True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost." Charles C. Colton
    Health



  24. Plant a seed of friendship; reap a bouquet of happiness. Lois L. Kaufman
  25. "Plant a seed of friendship; reap a bouquet of happiness." Lois L. Kaufman
    Happiness



  26. Thoughtfulness is to a friendship what sunshine is to a garden. Author Unknown
    Meaningful



  27. Love is blind, but friendship closes its eyes. Author Unknown
    Cute Love Quotes



  28. "Gardens like friends, they get better with age."
    Age

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