Funny Quotes about Life Page 6
Actually being funny is mostly telling the truth about things.
Bernard Sahlins Honesty | Put your shoulder to the wheel. Aesop Work | It is certain because it is impossible. Tertullian Possibilities |  Love is like a virus. It can happen to anybody at any time. Maya Angelou Love | A business that makes nothing but money is a poor business. Henry Ford Wise Quotes | Being rich is having money; being wealthy is having time. Margaret Bonnano Time | A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. Lana Turner Success | Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. Scottish Proverb Marriage | Whether you live to be 50 or 100 makes no difference, if you made no difference in the world. Jarod Kintz Making A Difference | Those who do not complain are never pited. Jane Austen Complaining | No man is a good physician who has never been sick. Proverb Compassion | The secret of not having worries, for me at least, is to have ideas. Eugene Delacroix Worry | Our grand business is not to see what lies dimly at a distance, but to do what lies clearly at hand. Thomas Carlyle Future | He who does not hope to win has already lost. Jose Joaquin de Olmedo Hope | That man is the richest whose pleasures are the cheapest. Henry David Thoreau Wealth | Anytime you see somebody more successful than you are, they are doing something you aren't. Malcolm X Achievement | Who would enjoy a life of no runs, no hits, no errors? Hans Selye Life | There is no such thing as a free lunch. Milton Friedman Wishing | You are not judged by the height you have risen, but from the depth you have climbed. Frederick Douglass Ability | Judging others makes us blind, whereas love is illuminating. Dietrich Bonhoeffer Human Relations The reason why people give up so fast is because they tend to look at how far they still have to go, instead of how far they have come. Nicky Gumbel Failure | A day of worry is more exhausting than a day of work. Sir John Lubbock Health | Nothing is going to be handed to you. You have to make things happen. Florence Griffith-Joyner Accountable | We all have ability, the difference is how we use it. Stevie Wonder Potential It is wonderful how much may be done if we are always doing. Thomas Jefferson Perseverance | Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony. Gandhi Being Happy | Long experience has taught me that to be criticized is not always to be wrong. Anthony Eden Experience | There is a sense of relief and pleasure in getting something done - a kind of satisfaction not unlike that which a hen enjoys on laying an egg. H. L. Mencken Appreciation | More Funny Quotes about Life: 
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