50 Funny Birthday Quotes

Famous Funny Birthday Quotes

1. I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am. Francis Bacon
   Age





2. You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. Bob Hope
   Birthday




3. After 30, a body has a mind of its own. Bette Midler
   Random




4. Live your life and forget your age. Norman Vincent Peale
   Live Life




5. Here is the test to find whether your mission on earth is finished: If you're alive, it isn't. Richard Bach
   Famous Quotes about Life





6. We don't grow old. When we cease to grow, we become old. Ralph Waldo Emerson
   Growth




7. Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. Ogden Nash
   Cute Quotes




8. The really frightening thing about middle age is the knowledge that you'll grow out of it. Doris Day
   Growing Up




9. Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard there is nothing you can do about it. Golda Meir
   Happy Birthday Cuz




10. You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred. Woody Allen
    Humor





11. Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed. Charles Schulz
    Motivational




12. Eventually you reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. Will Rogers
    Truth




13. Today is the oldest you have been, and the youngest you will ever be. Make the most of it! Nicky Gumbel
    Quotes to Live By




14. We must both, I'm afraid, recognise that, as we grow older, we become like old cars - more and more repairs and replacements are necessary. C. S. Lewis
    Funny




15. The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. Lucille Ball
    Honesty




16. Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. Mark Twain
    Wise





Funny Inspirational Birthday Quotes



17. It's important to have a twinkle in your wrinkle. Author Unknown
    Smile




18. This birthday when someone refers to your many years, you can just tell them you are now a classic, and classics are priceless. Catherine Pulsifer
    Inspirational Quotes




19. Don't regret another birthday, the good news is that you are alive and can celebrate it. Catherine Pulsifer
    Regret




20. Life seems to fade our memory, so on this birthday I will forget yours if you forget mine! Kate Summers
    Memory




21. Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. C.E.M. Joad
    Words of Encouragement





22. Don't just count your years, make your years count. George Meredith
    Famous




23. The good thing about getting older is if you don't want to do something you can say, I'm too old to do that! Kate Summers
    Good




24. You're not as young as you used to be. But you're not as old as you're going to be. Irish Saying
    Funny Proverbs




25. As you get older, though, you realize there are fire extinguishers. You do have an ability to control the flames. Chaka Khan
    Words of Encouragement for Women





26. You're in mint condition for a vintage model. Happy Birthday Catherine Pulsifer
    Encouraging




27. It is sad to grow old but nice to ripen. Brigitte Bardot
    Sad Quotes about Life




28. Whether you live to be 50 or 100 makes no difference, if you made no difference in the world. Jarod Kintz
    Make A Difference




29. It's better to be over the hill than under it. Saying
    Mountain





Funny Birthday Quotes about Aging



30. Age may wrinkle the face, but lack of enthusiasm wrinkles the soul. Danish Proverb
    Enthusiasm




31. Pamper yourself on your birthday, as in a few years someone will put a damper on your birthday reminding you of your age. Byron Pulsifer
    Quote of The Day




32. When we are old all our pleasures are behind us but when we are young all our troubles are before us. Irish Saying
    Trouble




33. Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs. Kin Hubbard
    Cool





34. At least you're not as old as you will be next year. Author Unknown
    Happy Birthday Wishes




35. Turning the big 40, well that can seem like a blow.
    No worries though as 50 will be here before you know! Catherine Pulsifer
    Birthday Poems




36. You've heard of the three ages of man: Youth, middle age, and you're looking wonderful. Cardinal Spellman
    21st Birthday Quotes plus 30th, 40th, 50th




37. When you turn thirty, a whole new thing happens: you see yourself acting like your parents. Blair Sabol
    Parents




38. Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing. I told my computer that today is my birthday, and it said that I need an upgrade. Author Unknown
    Funny Quotes about Life





39. Age is a number and mine is unlisted. Author Unknown
    Smile Poem




40. Happy Birthday to you, we hope that all year you never feel blue.
    Now that you are fifty-five, we hope that you will survive
    Marcia Goldlist, Birthday Cards & Toasts
    Hope




41. At 50 your work is almost done, and retirement sounds like fun. So enjoy your day while you can still play. Catherine Pulsifer
    Retirement




42. You're not forty, you're eighteen with twenty-two years experience. Author Unknown
    Experience




43. Turning 50 is not so bad considering the alternative. Leland Gregory, 50 Things Not to Do after 50
    Inspirational Sayings




44. You look 22, you feel like 18, you act like your 10, guess that makes you 50. Never change! Happy 50th Author Unknown
    Be Yourself




45. When the candles on your cake burn down before they are all lite you know you are getting up there. Catherine Pulsifer
    Happy Birthday Sister In Law





46. They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body. Author Unknown
    Mindset




47. I have to remind people even though I turning 65 I am very much alive. Byron Pulsifer
    Life




48. As you get older, three things happen: The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two. Norman Wisdom
    Poems about Life




49. Middle age is when a narrow waist and a broad mind begin to change places. Author Unknown
    Cute Life Quotes




50. You know you've aged when you read events you lived in a history book. Will Ferrell, The Funny Book
    Funny Sayings