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Famous Funny Birthday Quotes
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I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.
Francis Bacon
Age
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You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Bob Hope
Birthday
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After 30, a body has a mind of its own.
Bette Midler
Random
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Live your life and forget your age.
Norman Vincent Peale
Live Life
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Here is the test to find whether your mission on earth is finished: If you're alive, it isn't.
Richard Bach
Famous Quotes about Life
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We don't grow old. When we cease to grow, we become old.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Growth
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Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and
the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.
Ogden Nash
Cute Quotes
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The really frightening thing about middle age
is the knowledge that you'll grow out of it.
Doris Day
Growing Up
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Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are
aboard there is nothing you can do about it.
Golda Meir
Happy Birthday Cuz
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You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make
you want to live to be a hundred.
Woody Allen
Humor
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Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
Charles Schulz
Motivational
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Eventually you reach a point when you stop lying about your age
and start bragging about it.
Will Rogers
Truth
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Today is the oldest you have been, and the youngest you will ever be.
Make the most of it!
Nicky Gumbel
Quotes to Live By
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We must both, I'm afraid, recognise that, as we grow older,
we become like old cars - more and more repairs and replacements are necessary.
C. S. Lewis
Funny
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The secret of staying young is to live honestly,
eat slowly, and lie about your age.
Lucille Ball
Honesty
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Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Mark Twain
Wise
Funny Inspirational Birthday Quotes
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It's important to have a twinkle in your wrinkle.
Author Unknown
Smile
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This birthday when someone refers to your many years,
you can just tell them you are now a classic, and classics are priceless.
Catherine Pulsifer
Inspirational Quotes
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Don't regret another birthday, the good news is that you are alive and can celebrate it.
Catherine Pulsifer
Regret
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Life seems to fade our memory, so on this birthday I will forget yours
if you forget mine!
Kate Summers
Memory
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Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
C.E.M. Joad
Words of Encouragement
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Don't just count your years, make your years count.
George Meredith
Famous
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The good thing about getting older is if you don't want to
do something you can say, I'm too old to do that!
Kate Summers
Good
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You're not as young as you used to be. But you're not as old as you're
going to be.
Irish Saying
Funny Proverbs
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As you get older, though, you realize there are fire extinguishers.
You do have an ability to control the flames.
Chaka Khan
Words of Encouragement for Women
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You're in mint condition for a vintage model. Happy Birthday
Catherine Pulsifer
Encouraging
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It is sad to grow old but nice to ripen.
Brigitte Bardot
Sad Quotes about Life
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Whether you live to be 50 or 100 makes no difference, if you made no difference in the world.
Jarod Kintz
Make A Difference
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It's better to be over the hill than under it.
Saying
Mountain
Funny Birthday Quotes about Aging
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Age may wrinkle the face, but lack of enthusiasm wrinkles the soul.
Danish Proverb
Enthusiasm
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Pamper yourself on your birthday, as in a few years someone
will put a damper on your birthday reminding you of your age.
Byron Pulsifer
Quote of The Day
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When we are old all our pleasures are behind us but when
we are young all our troubles are before us.
Irish Saying
Trouble
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
Kin Hubbard
Cool
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At least you're not as old as you will be next year.
Author Unknown
Happy Birthday Wishes
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Turning the big 40, well that can seem like a blow.
No worries though as 50 will be here before you know!
Catherine Pulsifer
Birthday Poems
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You've heard of the three ages of man: Youth, middle age,
and you're looking wonderful.
Cardinal Spellman
21st Birthday Quotes plus 30th, 40th, 50th
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When you turn thirty, a whole new thing happens:
you see yourself acting like your parents.
Blair Sabol
Parents
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Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing. I told my computer
that today is my birthday, and it said that I need an upgrade.
Author Unknown
Funny Quotes about Life
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Age is a number and mine is unlisted.
Author Unknown
Smile Poem
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Happy Birthday to you, we hope that all year you never feel blue.
Now that you are fifty-five, we hope that you will survive
Marcia Goldlist, Birthday Cards & Toasts
Hope
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At 50 your work is almost done, and retirement sounds like fun.
So enjoy your day while you can still play.
Catherine Pulsifer
Retirement
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You're not forty, you're eighteen with twenty-two years experience.
Author Unknown
Experience
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Turning 50 is not so bad considering the alternative.
Leland Gregory, 50 Things Not to Do after 50
Inspirational Sayings
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You look 22, you feel like 18, you act like your 10,
guess that makes you 50. Never change! Happy 50th
Author Unknown
Be Yourself
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When the candles on your cake burn down before they
are all lite you know you are getting up there.
Catherine Pulsifer
Happy Birthday Sister In Law
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They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from
creeping down into your body.
Author Unknown
Mindset
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I have to remind people even though I turning 65 I am very much alive.
Byron Pulsifer
Life
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As you get older, three things happen: The first is your memory goes,
and I can't remember the other two.
Norman Wisdom
Poems about Life
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Middle age is when a narrow waist and
a broad mind begin to change places.
Author Unknown
Cute Life Quotes
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You know you've aged when you read events you lived in a history book.
Will Ferrell, The Funny Book
Funny Sayings
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