50 Funny Birthday Quotes
Share these funny birthday quotes with the person celebrating their
special day, may they bring a smile to their face! We offer funny birthday quotes
about aging, ones that are famous and ones that are inspirational but funny.
A smile, some laughter may even help them live longer. No matter what the
age, a birthday is a day to be recognized and celebrated.
You can use these funny birthday quotes in cards, in an email or in a text message.
Let the person know you are thinking of them and make them smile!
Famous Funny Birthday Quotes
I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
After 30, a body has a mind of its own.
Live your life and forget your age.
Norman Vincent Peale
Here is the test to find whether your mission on earth is finished: If you're alive, it isn't.
Famous Quotes about Life
We don't grow old. When we cease to grow, we become old.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and
the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.
The really frightening thing about middle age
is the knowledge that you'll grow out of it.
Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are
aboard there is nothing you can do about it.
Happy Birthday Cuz
You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make
you want to live to be a hundred.
Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
Eventually you reach a point when you stop lying about your age
and start bragging about it.
Today is the oldest you have been, and the youngest you will ever be.
Make the most of it!
Quotes to Live By
We must both, I'm afraid, recognise that, as we grow older,
we become like old cars - more and more repairs and replacements are necessary.
C. S. Lewis
The secret of staying young is to live honestly,
eat slowly, and lie about your age.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Funny Inspirational Birthday Quotes
It's important to have a twinkle in your wrinkle.
This birthday when someone refers to your many years,
you can just tell them you are now a classic, and classics are priceless.
Don't regret another birthday, the good news is that you are alive and can celebrate it.
Life seems to fade our memory, so on this birthday I will forget yours
if you forget mine!
Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
Words of Encouragement
Don't just count your years, make your years count.
The good thing about getting older is if you don't want to
do something you can say, I'm too old to do that!
You're not as young as you used to be. But you're not as old as you're
going to be.
As you get older, though, you realize there are fire extinguishers.
You do have an ability to control the flames.
Words of Encouragement for Women
You're in mint condition for a vintage model. Happy Birthday
It is sad to grow old but nice to ripen.
Sad Quotes about Life
Whether you live to be 50 or 100 makes no difference, if you made no difference in the world.
Make A Difference
It's better to be over the hill than under it.
Funny Birthday Quotes about Aging
Age may wrinkle the face, but lack of enthusiasm wrinkles the soul.
Pamper yourself on your birthday, as in a few years someone
will put a damper on your birthday reminding you of your age.
Quote of The Day
When we are old all our pleasures are behind us but when
we are young all our troubles are before us.
Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
At least you're not as old as you will be next year.
Happy Birthday Wishes
Turning the big 40, well that can seem like a blow.
No worries though as 50 will be here before you know!
You've heard of the three ages of man: Youth, middle age,
and you're looking wonderful.
21st Birthday Quotes plus 30th, 40th, 50th
When you turn thirty, a whole new thing happens:
you see yourself acting like your parents.
Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing. I told my computer
that today is my birthday, and it said that I need an upgrade.
Funny Quotes about Life
Age is a number and mine is unlisted.
Happy Birthday to you, we hope that all year you never feel blue.
Now that you are fifty-five, we hope that you will survive
Marcia Goldlist, Birthday Cards & Toasts
At 50 your work is almost done, and retirement sounds like fun.
So enjoy your day while you can still play.
You're not forty, you're eighteen with twenty-two years experience.
Turning 50 is not so bad considering the alternative.
Leland Gregory, 50 Things Not to Do after 50
You look 22, you feel like 18, you act like your 10,
guess that makes you 50. Never change! Happy 50th
When the candles on your cake burn down before they
are all lite you know you are getting up there.
Happy Birthday Sister In Law
They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from
creeping down into your body.
I have to remind people even though I turning 65 I am very much alive.
As you get older, three things happen: The first is your memory goes,
and I can't remember the other two.
Poems about Life
Middle age is when a narrow waist and
a broad mind begin to change places.
Cute Life Quotes
You know you've aged when you read events you lived in a history book.
Will Ferrell, The Funny Book