43 Funny Birthday Quotes
Share these funny birthday quotes with the person celebrating their
special day, may they bring a smile to their face!
We must both, I'm afraid, recognise that, as we grow older,
we become like old cars - more and more repairs and replacements are necessary.
C. S. Lewis
When we are old all our pleasures are behind us but when
we are young all our troubles are before us.
It's important to have a twinkle in your wrinkle.
I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Life seems to fade our memory, so on this birthday I will forget yours
if you forget mine!
At least you're not as old as you will be next year.
Happy Birthday Wishes
Turning the big 40, well that can seem like a blow.
No worries though as 50 will be here before you know!
You've heard of the three ages of man: Youth, middle age,
and you're looking wonderful.
21st Birthday Quotes plus 30th, 40th, 50th
When you turn thirty, a whole new thing happens:
you see yourself acting like you parents.
Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing. I told my computer
that today is my birthday, and it said that I need an upgrade.
Funny Quotes about Life
This birthday when someone refers to your many years,
you can just tell them you are now a classic, and classics are priceless.
Happy Birthday to you, we hope that all year you never feel blue.
Now that you are fifty-five, we hope that you will survive
Marcia Goldlist, Birthday Cards & Toasts
Pamper yourself on your birthday, as in a few years someone
will put a damper on your birthday reminding you of your age.
Quote of The Day
Don't just count your years, make your years count.
At 50 your work is almost done, and retirement sounds like fun.
So enjoy your day while you can still play.
Here is the test to find whether your mission on earth is finished: If you're alive, it isn't.
Famous Quotes about Life
You're not forty, you're eighteen with twenty-two years experience.
Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
Words of Encouragement
Live your life and forget your age.
Norman Vincent Peale
We don't grow old. When we cease to grow, we become old.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Turning 50 is not so bad considering the alternative.
Leland Gregory, 50 Things Not to Do after 50
Your in mint condition for a vintage model. Happy Birthday
After 30, a body has a mind of its own.
You look 22, you feel like 18, you act like your 10,
guess that makes you 50. Never change! Happy 50th
Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
Age may wrinkle the face, but lack of enthusiasm wrinkles the soul.
Today is the oldest you have been, and the youngest you will ever be.
Make the most of it!
Quotes to Live By
The good thing about getting older is if you don't want to
do something you can say, I'm too old to do that!
Eventually you reach a point when you stop lying about your age
and start bragging about it.
When the candles on your cake burn down before they
are all lite you know you are getting up there.
Happy Birthday Sister In Law
You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make
you want to live to be a hundred.
Age is a number and mine is unlisted.
Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are
aboard there is nothing you can do about it.
Happy Birthday Cuz
I have to remind people even though I turning 65 I am very much alive.
Don't regret another birthday, the good news is that you are alive and can celebrate it.
As you get older, three things happen: The first is your memory goes,
and I can't remember the other two.
Poems about Life
They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from
creeping down into your body.
The secret of staying young is to live honestly,
eat slowly, and lie about your age.
Middle age is when a narrow waist and
a broad mind begin to change places.
Cute Life Quotes
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
You're not as young as you used to be. But you're not as old as you're
going to be.
Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.