Funny Quotes about Life 137 to 170

  1. Complain a lot and people will hear you but not listen. Catherine Pulsifer
    Complaining



  2. God gives the nuts, but he does not crack them. Proverb
    God



  3. Read a lot when you're on vacation, but nothing that has to do with your business. H. Jackson Brown, Jr
    Vacation



  4. Life is an error-making and an error-correcting process. Jonas Salk
    Life



  5. Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony. Gandhi
    Happiness



  6. Funny, the moment you get someone else worrying, you stop worrying yourself. Spencer Tracy
    Worry



  7. Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in the one ahead. Bill McGlashen
    Patience   |  



  8. Laughter is the best medicine but if you laugh for no reason, you need medicine. Author Unknown
    Laughter



  9. Is prayer your steering wheel or your spare tire? Corrie Ten Boom
    Prayer



  10. People will sit up and take notice of you if you will sit up and take notice of what makes them sit up and take notice. Frank Romer
    Motivational



  11. In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. Kathy Norris
  12. In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. Kathy Norris
    Live Each Day



  13. Old people like to give good advice, since they can no longer set bad examples. La Rochefoucauld
    Example



  14. Insults are the arguments used by those who are in the wrong. Jean Jacques Rousseau
    Regret



  15. The trouble with the rat race is even if you win, you're still a rat. Lily Tomlin
    Trouble



  16. Marriage is forever. It's like cement. Peter O'Toole
    Marriage



  17. Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once. Woody Allen
    Time



  18. Twins are so practical. It's always nice to have a spare. Billie Burke
    Children



  19. Young people tell you what they are doing, old people what they have done, and fools what they wish to do. French Proverb
    Wishes



  20. To give alms is nothing unless you give thought also. John Ruskin
    Challenge



  21. It ain't nothing to find no starting place in the world. You just start from where you find yourself. August Wilson
    Effort



  22. Wrinkles are ditches that the gods have dug for our tears. Emile Augier
    Age



  23. Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live.
  24. Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live.
    Love



  25. I've changed my mind. Yeah, does it work any better. Edward Arnold
    Change



  26. Too many captains run the ship aground. Greek Proverb
    Leadership



  27. There are three sides to every story: yours, his and the truth. Madge Kennedy
    Honesty



  28. I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain that things aren't what they used to be, I always forget to include myself. George Burns
    Question



  29. If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. Carl Sagan
    Funny Quotes



  30. As you grow older, you'll find that the only things you regret are the things you didn't do. Zachary Scott
    Regret Poems



  31. Life is not a static thing. The only people who do not change their minds are incompetents in asylums, and those in cemeteries. Everett McKinley Dirksen
    Change



  32. If you wish to live long you must be willing to grow old. George Lawton
    Wise



  33. Money won't buy you happiness; but it keeps you in touch with your children. Bumper Sticker
    Sharing



  34. Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep. Carl Sandburg
  35. Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep. Carl Sandburg
    Adversity



  36. The only things one never regrets are one's mistakes. George Sanders
    Mistake



  37. Life is like eating artichokes, you have got to go through so much to get so little. Anthony Trollope
    Taking Risks


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