Funny Quotes about Life Page 4

Complain a lot and people will hear you but not listen. Catherine Pulsifer
Complaining   |  

God gives the nuts, but he does not crack them.
God   |  

Read a lot when you're on vacation, but nothing that has to do with your business.
H. Jackson Brown, Jr
Vacation   |  

Life is an error-making and an error-correcting process.
Jonas Salk
Life   |  

Funny, the moment you get someone else worrying, you stop worrying yourself.
Funny, the moment you get someone else worrying, you stop worrying yourself.
Spencer Tracy
Worry   |  

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in the one ahead.
Bill McGlashen
Patience   |  

Laughter is the best medicine but if you laugh for no reason, you need medicine.
Author Unknown
Laughter   |  

Is prayer your steering wheel or your spare tire?
Corrie Ten Boom
Prayer   |  

People will sit up and take notice of you if you will sit up and take notice of what makes them sit up and take notice.
Frank Romer
Human Relations   |  

In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular.
Kathy Norris
Live Each Day   |  

Old people like to give good advice, since they can no longer set bad examples.
La Rochefoucauld
Example   |  

Insults are the arguments used by those who are in the wrong.
Jean Jacques Rousseau
Regret   |  

The trouble with the rat race is even if you win, you're still a rat.
Lily Tomlin
Trouble   |  

Marriage is forever. It's like cement.
Peter O'Toole
Marriage   |  

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.
Woody Allen
Time   |  

Twins are so practical. It's always nice to have a spare.
Billie Burke
Children   |  

Young people tell you what they are doing, old people what they have done, and fools what they wish to do.
French Proverb
Wishing   |  

To give alms is nothing unless you give thought also.
John Ruskin
Challenge   |  

It ain't nothing to find no starting place in the world. You just start from where you find yourself.
August Wilson
Effort   |  

Wrinkles are ditches that the gods have dug for our tears.
Emile Augier

Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live.
Love   |  

I've changed my mind. Yeah, does it work any better.
Edward Arnold
Change   |  

Too many captains run the ship aground.
Greek Proverb
Leadership   |  

There are three sides to every story: yours, his and the truth.
Madge Kennedy
Honesty   |  

I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain that things aren't what they used to be, I always forget to include myself.
George Burns
Questioning   |  

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
Carl Sagan
Results By Action Or Inaction   |  

As you grow older, you'll find that the only things you regret are the things you didn't do.
Zachary Scott
Regret Poems

Life is not a static thing. The only people who do not change their minds are incompetents in asylums, and those in cemeteries.
Everett McKinley Dirksen
Change   |  

If you wish to live long you must be willing to grow old.
George Lawton
Wise   |  

Money won't buy you happiness; but it keeps you in touch with your children.
Bumper Sticker
Sharing   |  

Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep.
Carl Sandburg
Adversity   |  

The only things one never regrets are one's mistakes.
George Sanders
Difficulty   |  

Life is like eating artichokes, you have got to go through so much to get so little.
Anthony Trollope
Risk Taking   |  

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