Complain a lot and people will hear you but not listen.
Read a lot when you're on vacation, but nothing that has to do with
H. Jackson Brown, Jr
God gives the nuts, but he does not crack them.
Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you
do are in harmony.
Funny, the moment you get someone else worrying, you stop worrying
Isn't that the truth! When we help others our problems do not
seem as prevalent.
Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you,
but not in the one ahead.
Laughter is the best medicine but if you laugh for no reason,
you need medicine.
Reminds us of the quote, "An apple a day keeps the doctor
away." Perhaps this quote should be changed to, "A laughter during the
day keeps the doctor away."
Is prayer your steering wheel or your spare tire?
Corrie Ten Boom
People will sit up and take notice of you if you will sit up and
take notice of what makes them sit up and take notice.
Quote of The Day
In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular.
Old people like to give good advice, since they can no longer
set bad examples.
Insults are the arguments used by those who are in the wrong.
Jean Jacques Rousseau
The trouble with the rat race is even if you win, you're still a rat.
Marriage is forever. It's like cement.
Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.
Twins are so practical. It's always nice to have a spare.
Young people tell you what they are doing, old people what they have done,
and fools what they wish to do.
To give alms is nothing unless you give thought also.
Too many captains run the ship aground.
Quote of The Day
There are three sides to every story: yours, his and the truth.
Wrinkles are ditches that the gods have dug for our tears.
It ain't nothing to find no starting place in the world. You just start from
where you find yourself.
Wise words. Sometimes we find the task overwhelming, but we
always need to remember one step at a time. As the quote says, start
where you are, and take one step at a time! As they say, don't look at the
mountain, just look where you are and move forward.
Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live.
I've changed my mind. Yeah, does it work any better.
Quotes about Change
I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain that things
aren't what they used to be, I always forget to include myself.
Funny Birthday Quotes
As you grow older, you'll find that the only things you regret are
the things you didn't do.
If you want to make an apple pie from scratch,
you must first create the universe.
Money won't buy you happiness; but it keeps you in touch with your children.
The only things one never regrets are one's mistakes.
The first great gift we can bestow on others is a good example.
Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb
a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid
I laughed when I first read this quote. However, upon reflection,
I thought there is true wisdom in Einstein's words. We all have strengths and
weakness, we cannot be good at everything. Build on the gifts that you are
given, in other words, find your passion and build on it! There is genius in
You aren't wealthy until you have something money can't buy.
While Brook's words may make you smile, there is so
much truth in them. Many times we think about wealth in regards to
material possessions and how much money a person has, however, there
are things in life that money can't buy - love, happiness, contentment,
family, good friends, etc - and when you have them you
truly are wealthy.
There is no such thing as bad publicity - except your own obituary.
Brendan Behan, Irish Republican, poet, short story writer
Irish Quotes and Sayings
The Irish do have a way with words.
I love you more than sunsets love to swagger and to strut, or a
sports team loves to celebrate when lifting up a cup.
George Stanworth, Short Funny Love Poems
A sudden bold and unexpected question doth many times surprise
a man and lay him open.
Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't
have for something they don't need.
We have all seen the commercials that make us laugh or smile. And
we have seen ones that make no impression on us. When we laugh it creates
memories and that is just what the advertiser wants - a memory - so when we
see the product we may buy it!
We all have ability, the difference is how we use it.
Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry,
no desire, no trust.
Motivational Sales Quotes
You're not as young as you used to be. But you're not as old as you're
going to be.
A great saying to use in a birthday card, one that will make the
person smile, but one that also offers truth!
Wisdom likes not chance.
Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig.
How many of them will own up to a lack of humor?
Frank Moore Colby
A cynic is a person searching for an honest man with a stolen lantern.
Edgar A. Shoaff
God gives nothing to those who keep their arms crossed.
After a bad harvest, sow again.
We have to learn to be our own best friend, because we fall too
easily into the trap of being our worst enemy.
The earth laughs in flowers.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Rain is a good reminder of how our attitude can affect everything.
Some folks let it destroy their day; others consider it a blessing.
Whenever I meet people for the first time, I assume that they
have a great story to tell and that it's my job to find it.
Sarah Ferguson The Duchess of York, What I Know Now
Dream a little and work a lot.
Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire.
Quote to Live By
In short luck's always to blame.
Jean de La Fontaine