Funny graduation quotes to bring a smile to the face of the new graduate.
Share these with the new graduates, also some cute quotes to share in a
friends yearbook to make them smile. Amusing words for the one
who has worked so hard to see this day.
Funny but also inspirational and full of words of
wisdom for the graduate as they start the next chapter of their life. A chuckle
is always a great way to let the graduate know how proud you are of them.
"If you think you are too small to be effective,
you have never been in bed with a mosquito."
Make A Difference A funny image, but one that is great to inspire confidence to
the new graduate!
Patience! The windmill never strays in search of the wind.
Andy J. Sklivis
"My dear terrified graduates, you are about to enter the most uncertain
and thrilling period of your lives. The stories you are about to live are the
ones you will be telling your children, and grandchildren, and therapists."
"Big pay and little responsibility are circumstances seldom found together."
Napoleon Hill Responsibility It is important for the new graduate to realize if they want big pay
then with that comes responsibility. Any leader reading this may think this
quote is funny but also very true.
"I mean we all fly. Once you leave the ground, you fly.
Some people fly longer than others."
Michael Jordan Funny Quotes While Michael is speaking of basketball, in life there are times when
we all fly and graduation is one of them, we feel like we are on top of the world.
Remind the new graduate to keep that feeling!
"Prom night was one of the worst nights of my life. My girlfriend looked
fantastic … The problem was, so did her date."
Funny Quotes about Life
"Nothing is going to be handed to you. You have to make things happen."
Short Quotes Funny but true!
"It is not the size of the arena in which you find yourself that counts;
it is what you do with it."
Dr. Irene C. Kassorla, Go For It!
If learning is like a sponge, don't ever stop soaking it up. Never stop learning.
Short Graduation Quotes
Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.
"Struggling to decide what to do after graduation is,
and always will be, a sort of rite of passage to the next phase of your life."
Gloria Davidson, When Graduation Spits You Out
"Don't ever rob a bank. Enjoy life. Have fun. Choose to be happy now;
don't wait until you're 'successful,' because honestly, I was as happy
when we were unemployed and scrounging around for a buck."
Happy Funny but wise words!
"Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open."
"It is clear the future holds great opportunities. It also holds pitfalls.
The trick will be to avoid the pitfalls, seize the opportunities, and
get back home by six o'clock."
"Remember, when it come to applying for jobs, books ARE judged by
Patricia Akins, Things They Don't Teach You In High School
High School Graduation
"Graduation day is tough for adults. They go to the ceremony as parents.
They come home as contemporaries. After twenty-two years of child-raising,
they are unemployed."
Famous Parents would read this and smile, but also agree with its thought.
"Applying common sense helps us find simple and reasonable ways
of doing things. Many refer to this as the KISS method, 'Keep It Simple
Henry Adkins, Common Sense:Your Way To Success
We hope these funny graduation quotes are ones that you have shared with
others. While graduation is a serious time, there is also a good time to remind
you other that life after graduation is serious but there also should always be
time for laughter and fun.
When you look at sharing thoughts with others especially in their yearbooks, or
in a congratulation card, a funny but inspirational graduation quote is great to use.