30 Funny Sister Quotes which Will Make You Smile

30 Funny Sister Quotes

Let these funny sister quotes be ones that you share with your sister to bring a smile to her face.

While these words are humorous you will also find wisdom in them. Send them to your sister not only to bring a smile but also to add a positive thought to her day by letting her know you are thinking of her.


    You can kid the world, but not your sister.
  Charlotte Gray

  1. "You can kid the world, but not your sister." Charlotte Gray
    Funny



  2. Sisters never quite forgive each other for what happened when they were five. Pam Brown
    Forgiveness



  3. "You keep your past by having sisters. As you get older, they're the only ones who don't get bored if you talk about your memories." Deborah Moggach
    Memory



  4. More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you've been bad and good.
  Linda Sunshine

  5. "More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you've been bad and good." Linda Sunshine
    Funny Christmas Quotes



  6. You my sister are always there for me, and on your birthday I just want to say thank you! Kate Summers
    Happy Birthday Sister



  7. "Our kids have learned from the experience of brothers and sisters that they can't always be first." Melissa Dayton, Crushed: When Parenting is Hard
    Children



  8. "I smile because you are my sister, I laugh because there is nothing you can do about it!" Author Unknown
    Smile



  9. Never let an angry sister comb your hair.
  Patricia McCann

  10. "Never let an angry sister comb your hair." Patricia McCann
    Anger



  11. "We shared a room, you stole my toys, and then my clothes, but best friends we became. " Catherine Pulsifer
    Best Friend Poems



  12. "A sister will let you know when the outfit you're trying on really doesn't look fabulous." Author Unknown
    Truth



  13. A sister will always notice her sister's first gray hairs with glee.  Allison M. Lee
  14. "A sister will always notice her sister's first gray hairs with glee." Allison M. Lee
    Funny Quotes about Life



  15. "Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life." Charles M. Schultz
    Life



  16. "If you don't understand how a woman could both love her sister dearly and want to wring her neck at the same time, then you were probably an only child." Linda Sunshine
    Love



  17. We may look old and wise to the outside world. But to each other,
 we are still in junior school. Charlotte Gray
  18. "We may look old and wise to the outside world. But to each other, we are still in junior school." Charlotte Gray
    Wise



  19. "I finally moved out of my parent's house. It was only fair to let my sister have her own room." Kate Winslet
    Home



  20. "She is your mirror, shining back at you with a world of possibilities. She is your witness, who sees you at your worst and best, and loves you anyway. She is your partner in crime, your midnight companion, someone who knows when you are smiling, even in the dark. She is your teacher, your defense attorney, your personal press agent, even your shrink. Some days, she's the reason you wish you were an only child." Barbara Alpert
    Best



  21. To quote Anne Morrow Lindbergh, "Lost time is like a run in a stocking. It always gets worse." Keep those pantyhose free of runs, use your time wisely Sis!
    Time



  22. Having a sister is like having a best friend you can't get rid of. 
You know whatever you do, they'll still be there.  Amy Li
  23. Having a sister is like having a best friend you can't get rid of. You know whatever you do, they'll still be there. Amy Li
    Humor



  24. A sister is both your mirror - and your opposite. Elizabeth Fishel
    Quote of the Day



  25. When I think of the funny, goofy and ridiculous things we did as kids, I wonder how we turned out so well. Perhaps age has truly matured us, then maybe not. Kate Summers
    Age



  26. Little sisters can be a pain, but the big sister heroine worship can't be beat.
  Allison M. Lee
  27. Little sisters can be a pain, but the big sister heroine worship can't be beat. Allison M. Lee
    Cute Life Quotes



  28. Sis, I look at you and see your wrinkles, I wonder when they happened. It is as if they just appeared overnight. You can't be getting older than me, can you? Catherine Pulsifer
    Funny Birthday Quotes



  29. Eleanor Roosevelt once said, "Women are like teabags. We don't know our true strength until we are in hot water!" Well, my dear Sister, no wonder we are looking like an old teabag, we have been in lots of hot water together! Catherine Pulsifer
    Famous



  30. Just put on your makeup and get out there and do it. Emma Bunton
    Action



  31. Families are like fudge, mostly sweet with a few nuts
  32. The old saying: Families are like fudge, mostly sweet with a few nuts. My sister you are the sweet one." Author Unknown
    Family



  33. It's hard to be responsible, adult and sensible all the time. How good it is to have a sister whose heart is as young as your own. Pam Brown
    Responsibility



  34. Your sister's advice (solicited or unsolicited) carries weight. Lorraine Bodger, I'm the Pretty One, You're the Smart One
    Words of Encouragement



  35. Being sisters means you always have backup. Author Unknown
    Cute Quotes



  36. If you don't annoy your big sister for no good reason from time to time, 
she thinks you don't love her anymore. Pearl Cleage
  37. If you don't annoy your big sister for no good reason from time to time, she thinks you don't love her anymore. Pearl Cleage
    Feeling



  38. Your sister knows which hot buttons to push to get you going, but she also knows how to be a support and encouragement when you go through difficult times. Byron Pulsifer
    Support
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We hope these funny sister quotes have brought a smile to your face as you think about your sister. Hopefully you will find one that you and your sister can relate to and one that will make you both smile!


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