29 Funny Sister Quotes
Let these funny sister quotes be ones that you share with your
sister to bring a smile to her face. While these words are humorous you
will also find wisdom in them.
"You can kid the world, but not your sister."
Sisters never quite forgive each other for what happened when they were five.
"You keep your past by having sisters. As you get older, they're the only
ones who don't get bored if you talk about your memories."
"More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you've been bad and good."
Funny Christmas Quotes
You my sister are always there for me, and on your birthday I just want to say
Happy Birthday Sister
"Our kids have learned from the experience of brothers and sisters
that they can't always be first."
Melissa Dayton, Crushed: When Parenting is Hard
"I smile because you are my sister, I laugh because there is nothing
you can do about it!"
"Never let an angry sister comb your hair."
"We shared a room, you stole my toys, and then my clothes,
but best friends we became. "
Best Friend Poems
"A sister will let you know when the outfit you're trying on really
doesn't look fabulous."
"A sister will always notice her sister's first gray hairs with glee."
Allison M. Lee
Funny Quotes about Life
"Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life."
Charles M. Schultz
"If you don't understand how a woman could both love her sister
dearly and want to wring her neck at the same time, then you were
probably an only child."
"We may look old and wise to the outside world. But to each other,
we are still in junior school."
"I finally moved out of my parent's house. It was only fair to let my
sister have her own room."
"She is your mirror, shining back at you with a world of possibilities.
She is your witness, who sees you at your worst and best,
and loves you anyway. She is your partner in crime, your midnight companion,
someone who knows when you are smiling, even in the dark. She is your teacher, your defense attorney, your personal press agent, even your shrink. Some days, she's the reason you wish you were an only child."
To quote Anne Morrow Lindbergh, "Lost time is like a run in a stocking.
It always gets worse." Keep those pantyhose free of runs, use your time
Having a sister is like having a best friend you can't get rid of.
You know whatever you do, they'll still be there.
A sister is both your mirror - and your opposite.
Quote of the Day
Little sisters can be a pain, but the big sister heroine worship can't be beat.
Allison M. Lee
Cute Life Quotes
When I think of the funny, goofy and ridiculous things we did as kids, I wonder how we
turned out so well. Perhaps age has truly matured us, then maybe not.
Sis, I look at you and see your wrinkles, I wonder when they happened.
It is as if they just appeared overnight. You can't be getting older than me,
Funny Birthday Quotes
The old saying: Families are like fudge, mostly sweet with a few nuts. My sister
you are the sweet one."
Eleanor Roosevelt once said, "Women are like teabags. We don't know our true strength until we are in hot water!" Well, my dear Sister, no wonder we are looking like an old teabag, we have
been in lots of hot water together!
Just put on your makeup and get out there and do it.
It's hard to be responsible, adult and sensible all the time.
How good it is to have a sister whose heart is as young as your own.
Your sister's advice (solicited or unsolicited) carries weight.
Lorraine Bodger, I'm the Pretty One, You're the Smart One
Words of Encouragement
Being sisters means you always have backup.
If you don't annoy your big sister for no good reason from time to time,
she thinks you don't love her anymore.