Funny Quotes about Life Page 3

Never think you have reached success for when you do then you start the slide down. Catherine Pulsifer
Success



The woman who tells her age is either too young to have anything to lose or too old to have anything to gain.
Chinese Proverb
Age



If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success? Jerry Seinfeld
Failure



Time is more valuable than money. You can get more money, but you cannot get more time.
Jim Rohn
Wealth



A business like an automobile, has to be driven, in order to get results.
B C Forbes
Focus



The ability to change one's views without losing one's seat is the mark of a great politician.
Morris K. Udall
Change



You can't expect to meet the challenges of today with yesterday's tools and expect to be in business tomorrow. Raina Chapman
Challenge



Problems are opportunities in work clothes.
Henry Kaiser
Problem



Humor is a great way to lighten any atmosphere, and laughing is a surefire way to brighten your outlook.
J Fischer
Humor



Our grand business is not to see what lies dimly at a distance, but to do what lies clearly at hand. Thomas Carlyle
New Day



Live within your harvest. Persian Saying
Live within your harvest.
Persian Saying
Proverbs


We must hang together, or surely we shall hang separately.
Benjamin Franklin
Teamwork



There is no experience better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. John Andrew Holmer
Experience



If you go to bed at night and think about your day and you haven't laughed very much, then you must jump out of bed and go do something fun.
Marlo Morgan
Joy



Remember the old adage; you can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.
Stan Laurel
Achievement



Laughter has no foreign accent. Paul Lowney
Communication



Life is an onion which one peels crying.
French Proverb
Life



May your life be like toilet paper. Long and useful.
Old Saying
Health



A happy family is but an earlier heaven.
John Bowring
Family



I don't have a lifestyle. I have a life. Jane Fonda
Life Choices



Misfortune does not come with a bell on its neck.
Estonian Saying
Difficulty



Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go. William Feather
Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go.
William Feather
Perseverance



The test of a real comedian is whether you laugh at him before he opens his mouth.
George Jean Nathan
Passion



We can see a thousand miracles around us every day. What is more supernatural than an egg yolk turning into a chicken?
Rutherford Platt
Miracles



It's a funny old life . . . man's lucky if he gets out of it alive. W. C. Fields
Death



You can't stay in your corner of the forest waiting for others to come to you. You have to go to them sometimes.
Winnie the Pooh
Cute Quotes



A city is a large community where people are lonesome together.
Herbert Prochnow
Friendship



It's not the men in my life that counts - it's the life in my men.
Mae West
Character



The only man who is really free is the one who can turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. Jules Renard
Excuses



We didn't lose the game, we just ran out of time.
Vince Lombardi
Time



I'd like to be rich enough so I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off.
Andy Rooney
Dream



Take into account that great love and great achievements involve great risk. Dali Lama
Take into account that great love and great achievements involve great risk.
Dali Lama
Greatness



The longer they wait, the better they like it.
Marlene Dietrich
Patience



The difficult thing about children is that they come with no instructions. You pretty well have to assemble them on your own. James Dobson
Children



Life is an error-making and an error-correcting process.
Jonas Salk
Mistake



Life is not a static thing. The only people who do not change their minds are incompetents in asylums, and those in cemeteries.
Everett McKinley Dirksen
Mindset



If you wish to live long you must be willing to grow old.
George Lawton
Birthday



Life is a continuous adjustment of internal relations to external relations.
Herbert Spencer
Short Inspirational Quotes



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