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Funny Quotes about Life Page 3
Never think you have reached success for when you do then you start the slide down.
The woman who tells her age is either too young to have anything to
lose or too old to have anything to gain.
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
Time is more valuable than money. You can get more money,
but you cannot get more time.
A business like an automobile, has to be driven, in order to get results.
B C Forbes
The ability to change one's views without losing one's seat is the
mark of a great politician.
Morris K. Udall
You can't expect to meet the challenges of today with yesterday's tools
and expect to be in business tomorrow.
Problems are opportunities in work clothes.
Humor is a great way to lighten any atmosphere, and laughing is a surefire way to brighten your outlook.
Live within your harvest.
We must hang together, or surely we shall hang separately.
There is no experience better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up.
John Andrew Holmer
If you go to bed at night and think about your day and you haven't laughed very much, then you must jump out of bed and go do something fun.
Remember the old adage; you can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.
Laughter has no foreign accent.
Life is an onion which one peels crying.
May your life be like toilet paper. Long and useful.
A happy family is but an earlier heaven.
I don't have a lifestyle. I have a life.
Life Choices |
Misfortune does not come with a bell on its neck.
Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go.
Take into account that great love and great achievements involve great risk.
The test of a real comedian is whether you laugh at him before he opens
George Jean Nathan
We can see a thousand miracles around us every day. What is more supernatural than an egg yolk turning into a chicken?
It's a funny old life . . . man's lucky if he gets out of it alive.
W. C. Fields
You can't stay in your corner of the forest waiting for others to come to you.
You have to go to them sometimes.
Winnie the Pooh
Human Relations |
A city is a large community where people are lonesome together.
It's not the men in my life that counts - it's the life in my men.
The only man who is really free is the one who can turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse.
We didn't lose the game, we just ran out of time.
I'd like to be rich enough so I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off.
The longer they wait, the better they like it.
The difficult thing about children is that they come with no instructions. You pretty well have to assemble them on your own.
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