Funny Quotes about Life 103 to 136

  1. Never think you have reached success for when you do then you start the slide down. Catherine Pulsifer

  2. The woman who tells her age is either too young to have anything to lose or too old to have anything to gain. Chinese Proverb

  3. If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success? Jerry Seinfeld

  4. Time is more valuable than money. You can get more money, but you cannot get more time. Jim Rohn

  5. A business like an automobile, has to be driven, in order to get results. B C Forbes

  6. The ability to change one's views without losing one's seat is the mark of a great politician. Morris K. Udall

  7. You can't expect to meet the challenges of today with yesterday's tools and expect to be in business tomorrow. Raina Chapman

  8. Problems are opportunities in work clothes. Henry Kaiser

  9. Humor is a great way to lighten any atmosphere, and laughing is a surefire way to brighten your outlook. J Fischer

  10. Our grand business is not to see what lies dimly at a distance, but to do what lies clearly at hand. Thomas Carlyle
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  11. Live within your harvest. Persian Saying
  12. Live within your harvest. Persian Saying

  13. We must hang together, or surely we shall hang separately. Benjamin Franklin

  14. There is no experience better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. John Andrew Holmer

  15. If you go to bed at night and think about your day and you haven't laughed very much, then you must jump out of bed and go do something fun. Marlo Morgan

  16. Remember the old adage; you can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead. Stan Laurel

  17. Laughter has no foreign accent. Paul Lowney

  18. Life is an onion which one peels crying. French Proverb

  19. May your life be like toilet paper. Long and useful. Old Saying

  20. A happy family is but an earlier heaven. John Bowring

  21. I don't have a lifestyle. I have a life. Jane Fonda
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  22. Misfortune does not come with a bell on its neck. Estonian Saying

  23. Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go. William Feather
  24. Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go. William Feather

  25. The test of a real comedian is whether you laugh at him before he opens his mouth. George Jean Nathan

  26. We can see a thousand miracles around us every day. What is more supernatural than an egg yolk turning into a chicken? Rutherford Platt

  27. It's a funny old life . . . man's lucky if he gets out of it alive. W. C. Fields

  28. You can't stay in your corner of the forest waiting for others to come to you. You have to go to them sometimes. Winnie the Pooh
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  29. A city is a large community where people are lonesome together. Herbert Prochnow

  30. It's not the men in my life that counts - it's the life in my men. Mae West

  31. The only man who is really free is the one who can turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. Jules Renard

  32. We didn't lose the game, we just ran out of time. Vince Lombardi

  33. I'd like to be rich enough so I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off. Andy Rooney

  34. Take into account that great love and great achievements involve great risk. Dali Lama
  35. Take into account that great love and great achievements involve great risk. Dali Lama

  36. The longer they wait, the better they like it. Marlene Dietrich

  37. The difficult thing about children is that they come with no instructions. You pretty well have to assemble them on your own. James Dobson

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