Funny Quotes about Life Page 2

It is a funny thing about life you get back what you put into it. Catherine Pulsifer
Life

Age is a high price to pay for maturity. Tom Stoppard
Age

A boat doesn’t go forward if each is rowing his own way. African Proverb
Teamwork

Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects. Arnold H. Glasow
Laughter

How did we come to live in a world where most money is invisible, little more than numbers on a computer screen? Niall Ferguson, The Ascent of Money
Money

He who does not hope to win has already lost. Jose Joaquin de Olmedo
Winning

Marriage is when a man loses his bachelor’s degree And women gets her master’s degree.” Muhammad Asim, Funny Wedding Quotes
Marriage

All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific. Jane Wagner
Focus

In the end, all business operations can be reduced to three words: people, product and profits. Unless you’ve got a good team, you can’t do much with the other two. Lee Iacocca
Good

In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins: cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later. Harold Geneen
Experience

To become truly great, one has to stand with people, not above them. Charles DeMontesquieu
Greatness

Wisdom has two parts:
1. Having a lot to say.
2. Not saying it.” A Wise Person
Wise

Time, indeed, is a sacred gift, and each day is a little life. John Lubbock
Time

In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock. Thomas Jefferson
Character

If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on their shoulders. Abigail Van Buren
Children

Humor is most powerful thing that uses laughter as it base to chase your blues away. K. Kapoor
Humor

Start by doing what’s necessary, then what’s possible, and suddenly you are doing the impossible. St. Francis of Assisi
Possibilities

Given a choice of weapons with you sir, I should choose grammar. Halliwell Hobbes
Communication

There is no strength in numbers when you are wrong. Author Unknown
Mistakes

Too often we visit the well of divine abundance with a teacup instead of a bucket. Elinor MacDonald
Appreciation |

Do not handicap your children by making their lives easy. Robert A. Heinlein
Adversity

I think you can destroy your now by worrying about tomorrow. Janis Joplin
Worry

Just having knowledge is like having a bunch of things in the attic ï¿½ sure you’ll use it someday but in the meantime it just clogs up space! Dasrim Hasik, Master The Art of Achieving
Graduation Quotes

The answers to life’s biggest questions are not found on Google. Author Unknown
Influence

Successful people are the ones who think up things for the rest of the world to keep busy at. Don Marquis
Success

One generation plants the trees; another gets the shade. Chinese Proverb
Grandfather

Nothing is good or bad, but thinking makes it so. Shakespeare
Positive Thinking |

Don’t carry a grudge. While you’re carrying the other guy’s out dancing. Buddy Hackett
Forgiveness

If I’d known I was gonna live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself. Eubie Blake, at age 100
Health

In a child’s lunch box are a mother’s thoughts. Japanese Proverb
Mother

Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from your friend’s forehead. Chinese Proverbs
Friend

Readers are plentiful; thinkers are rare. Harriet Martineau
Book

Sing with the showers and dance with the flowers.
Music

A concentrated mind will pierce a rock. Japanese Saying
Perseverance

What matters is not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight of the dog. Coach Bear Bryant
Believe In Yourself

No day should pass without something being done. Proverbs
Action

People with goals succeed because they know where they’re going. Now think of a ship leaving a harbor and think of it with a complete voyage mapped out and planned. The captain and crew know exactly where it’s going and how long it will take. Earl Nightingale, The Strangest Secret
Goals

The really precious things are thought and sight, not pace. It does a bullet no good to go fast; and a man, if he be truly a man, no harm to go slow; for his glory is not at all in going, but in being. John Ruskin
Be Yourself

The man who makes it the habit of his life to go to bed at nine o’clock, usually gets rich and is always reliable. Of course, going to bed does not make him rich I merely mean that such a man will in all probability be up early in the morning and do a big day’s work, so his weary bones put him to bed early. Elbert Hubbard, Works of Elbert Hubbard
Habit

Life is like eating artichokes, you have got to go through so much to get so little. Anthony Trollope
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