51 Quotes That Make You Smile

Be inspired by these quotes that will make you smile, but also have words of wisdom throughout them.

Complain a lot and people will hear you but not listen. Catherine Pulsifer
Complaining

Read a lot when you’re on vacation, but nothing that has to do with your business. H. Jackson Brown, Jr
Vacation

God gives the nuts, but he does not crack them. Proverb
Funny Proverbs

Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony. Gandhi
Happiness

Funny, the moment you get someone else worrying, you stop worrying yourself. Spencer Tracy
Worry
Isn’t that the truth! When we help others our problems do not seem as prevalent.

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in the one ahead. Bill McGlashen
Patience

Laughter is the best medicine but if you laugh for no reason, you need medicine. Author Unknown
Laughter
Reminds us of the quote, “An apple a day keeps the doctor away.” Perhaps this quote should be changed to, “A laughter during the day keeps the doctor away.”

Is prayer your steering wheel or your spare tire? Corrie Ten Boom
Prayer

People will sit up and take notice of you if you will sit up and take notice of what makes them sit up and take notice. Frank Romer
Quote of The Day

In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. Kathy Norris

In spite of the cost of living, it’s still popular. Kathy Norris
Life

Old people like to give good advice, since they can no longer set bad examples. La Rochefoucauld
Example

Insults are the arguments used by those who are in the wrong. Jean Jacques Rousseau
Negativity

The trouble with the rat race is even if you win, you’re still a rat. Lily Tomlin
Trouble

Marriage is forever. It’s like cement. Peter O’Toole
Marriage

Time is nature’s way of keeping everything from happening at once. Woody Allen
Time

Twins are so practical. It’s always nice to have a spare. Billie Burke
Family

Young people tell you what they are doing, old people what they have done, and fools what they wish to do. French Proverb
Wishes

To give alms is nothing unless you give thought also. John Ruskin

To give alms is nothing unless you give thought also. John Ruskin
Giving

Too many captains run the ship aground. Greek Proverb
Quote of The Day

There are three sides to every story: yours, his and the truth. Madge Kennedy
Truth

Wrinkles are ditches that the gods have dug for our tears. Emile Augier
Age

It ain’t nothing to find no starting place in the world. You just start from where you find yourself. August Wilson
New Start
Wise words. Sometimes we find the task overwhelming, but we always need to remember one step at a time. As the quote says, start where you are, and take one step at a time! As they say, don’t look at the mountain, just look where you are and move forward.

Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live.

Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live.
Love

I’ve changed my mind. Yeah, does it work any better. Edward Arnold
Quotes about Change

I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain that things aren’t what they used to be, I always forget to include myself. George Burns
Funny Birthday Quotes

As you grow older, you’ll find that the only things you regret are the things you didn’t do. Zachary Scott
Regret

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. Carl Sagan
Cute Quotes

Money won’t buy you happiness; but it keeps you in touch with your children. Bumper Sticker
Children

The only things one never regrets are one’s mistakes. George Sanders
Mistake

The first great gift we can bestow on others is a good example. Thomas Morell

The first great gift we can bestow on others is a good example. Thomas Morell
Graduation

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid Albert Einstein
Famous Quotes
I laughed when I first read this quote. However, upon reflection, I thought there is true wisdom in Einstein’s words. We all have strengths and weakness, we cannot be good at everything. Build on the gifts that you are given, in other words, find your passion and build on it! There is genius in you!

You aren’t wealthy until you have something money can’t buy. Garth Brooks
Wealth
While Brook’s words may make you smile, there is so much truth in them. Many times we think about wealth in regards to material possessions and how much money a person has, however, there are things in life that money can’t buy – love, happiness, contentment, family, good friends, etc – and when you have them you truly are wealthy.

There is no such thing as bad publicity – except your own obituary. Brendan Behan, Irish Republican, poet, short story writer
Irish Quotes and Sayings
The Irish do have a way with words.

I love you more than sunsets love to swagger and to strut, or a sports team loves to celebrate when lifting up a cup. George Stanworth, Short Funny Love Poems
True Love

A sudden bold and unexpected question doth many times surprise a man and lay him open. Francis Bacon
Bold

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need. Will Rogers
Creativity
We have all seen the commercials that make us laugh or smile. And we have seen ones that make no impression on us. When we laugh it creates memories and that is just what the advertiser wants – a memory – so when we see the product we may buy it!

We all have ability, the difference is how we use it. Stevie Wonder

We all have ability, the difference is how we use it. Stevie Wonder
Attitude

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. Zig Ziglar
Motivational Sales Quotes

You’re not as young as you used to be. But you’re not as old as you’re going to be. Irish Saying
Birthday
A great saying to use in a birthday card, one that will make the person smile, but one that also offers truth!

Wisdom likes not chance. English Proverb
Wisdom

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? Frank Moore Colby
Humor

A cynic is a person searching for an honest man with a stolen lantern. Edgar A. Shoaff
Honesty

God gives nothing to those who keep their arms crossed. African Proverb
Take Action

After a bad harvest, sow again. Seneca

After a bad harvest, sow again. Seneca
Never Quit

We have to learn to be our own best friend, because we fall too easily into the trap of being our worst enemy. Roderick Thorp
Friend

The earth laughs in flowers. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Nature

Rain is a good reminder of how our attitude can affect everything. Some folks let it destroy their day; others consider it a blessing. Judy Ford
Attitude

Whenever I meet people for the first time, I assume that they have a great story to tell and that it’s my job to find it. Sarah Ferguson The Duchess of York, What I Know Now
Positive