Funny Quotes Page 3
"Please stop waiting for a map.
We reward those who draw maps, not those who follow them."
Seth Godin, Poke the Box
"A man who correctly guesses a woman's age may be smart, but he's not very bright."
"A house becomes a home when you can write, 'I love you' on the furniture."
Author Unknown, from Dust If You Must
"Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available."
Smiles Are Sunshine For All |
"Most people fail in life because they major in minor things."
"Remember those ships who pass through your day, touching your life just once, sending you into a better direction than your life was headed."
Michelle C. Ustaszeski
"Laugh every day."
Laughter Is The Best Medicine |
"Every minute you spend in planning saves 10 minutes in execution; this gives you a 1,000 percent Return on Energy!"
"A laugh is a smile that bursts."
Mary H. Waldrip
Briefcase with an Engine |
"A smile is a curve that sets everything straight."
"Here is the test to find whether your mission on earth is finished. If you're alive, it isn't."
"I don't want problems solved for me. I want the fishing rod, not the fish."
"Optimism: A cheerful frame of mind that enables a tea kettle to sing though in hot water up to its nose."
"The most wasted of all days is one without laughter."
e. e. cummings
"Families are like fudge... mostly sweet with a few nuts."
"When fate hands us a lemon, let's try to make lemonade."
"You don't calm the waters by splashing around in them."
On A Church Sign
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