Funny Inspirational Quotes Page 3

"Please stop waiting for a map. We reward those who draw maps, not those who follow them." Seth Godin, Poke the Box
Change   |  

"A man who correctly guesses a woman's age may be smart, but he's not very bright."
Lucille Ball
Age   |  

"A house becomes a home when you can write, 'I love you' on the furniture."
Author Unknown, from Dust If You Must
Love   |  

"Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available."
Jim Beggs
Smiles Are Sunshine For All   |  

"Most people fail in life because they major in minor things."
Anthony Robbins
Failure   |  

"Remember those ships who pass through your day, touching your life just once, sending you into a better direction than your life was headed."
Michelle C. Ustaszeski
Life   |  

"Laugh every day."
Laughter Is The Best Medicine   |  

"Every minute you spend in planning saves 10 minutes in execution; this gives you a 1,000 percent Return on Energy!"
Brian Tracy
Time   |  

"A laugh is a smile that bursts."
Mary H. Waldrip
Briefcase with an Engine   |  

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight. Phyllis Diller
"A smile is a curve that sets everything straight."
Phyllis Diller
Encouragement   |  

"A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon."
Arnold Haultain
Communication  |  

"It is difficult, but not impossible, to conduct strictly honest business."
Mahatma Gandhi
Honesty  |  

"The easiest way to teach children the value of money is to borrow some from them."
Author Unknown
Children  |  

"Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off."
Nicky Gumbel
Knowledge  |  

"Here is the test to find whether your mission on earth is finished. If you're alive, it isn't."
Richard Bach
Famous Quotes  |  

"I don't want problems solved for me. I want the fishing rod, not the fish."
Adversity   |  

"Optimism: A cheerful frame of mind that enables a tea kettle to sing though in hot water up to its nose."
Author Unknown
Optimistic   |  

"The most wasted of all days is one without laughter."
e. e. cummings
Laughter   |  

"Families are like fudge... mostly sweet with a few nuts."
Author Unknown
Family   |  

"When fate hands us a lemon, let's try to make lemonade."
Dale Carnegie
Fate   |  

"You don't calm the waters by splashing around in them."
On A Church Sign
Funny Quotes about Life   |  

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