Funny Proverbs Page 2
If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.
I can resist everything except temptation.
He who fishes in another man's well often catches crab.
A peacock who sits on his tail is just another turkey.
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire,
and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
The woman who doesn't wish to bake bread, spends five days
sifting the flour.
There are no short cuts to any place worth going.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
One doesn't examine the teeth of a gift horse.
Money makes monkeys of men.
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it's two-tired.
If you are willing to admit faults, you have one less fault to admit.
When two dogs fight over a bone, a third one carries it away.
It's better a friend in the market then one hundred gold coins in the chest.
Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.
The fellow who never makes a mistake takes his orders from one who does.
It's in old kettles that one makes the best soup.
Giving birth to a baby is easier than worrying about it.
Don't think there are no crocidles because the water is calm.
A guest sees more in an hour than the host in a year.
A lazy shepherd is the wolf's friend.
After three days, both fish and guests begin to smell.
Ask the young, they know everything.
Don't rely on the label on the bag.
Interest on debts grow without rain.
Conscience is the nest where all good is hatched.
Never let your feet run faster than your shoes.
Every fish that gets away appears great.
If you marry a monkey for his wealth, the money goes and the monkey remains as is.
If you don't stand for something, you will fall for something.
Man who waits for roast duck to fly into mouth must wait very, very long time.
It is a wise man who lives with money in the bank, it is a fool who dies that way.
Lose an hour in the morning and you'll be running after it all day.
"Everything has beauty but not everyone sees it."