Funny Proverbs Page 2

If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys. Proverb

I can resist everything except temptation.
Proverb


He who fishes in another man's well often catches crab. Proverb


A peacock who sits on his tail is just another turkey.
Proverb


Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Proverb


The woman who doesn't wish to bake bread, spends five days sifting the flour.
Greek Proverb


There are no short cuts to any place worth going.
Proverb


Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Chinese Proverb


One doesn't examine the teeth of a gift horse.
Portuguese Proverb


Money makes monkeys of men.
Icelandic Proverb


A bicycle can't stand on its own because it's two-tired. English Proverb


If you are willing to admit faults, you have one less fault to admit.
Proverb


When two dogs fight over a bone, a third one carries it away.
Dutch Proverb


It's better a friend in the market then one hundred gold coins in the chest.
Maltese Proverb


Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.
Proverb


The fellow who never makes a mistake takes his orders from one who does.
Proverb


It's in old kettles that one makes the best soup.
French Proverb


Giving birth to a baby is easier than worrying about it.
Japanese Proverb


Don't think there are no crocidles because the water is calm.
Malaysian Proverb


A guest sees more in an hour than the host in a year.
Polish Proverb


A lazy shepherd is the wolf's friend. Welsh Proverb


After three days, both fish and guests begin to smell.
Danish Proverb


Ask the young, they know everything.
French Proverb


Don't rely on the label on the bag.
French Proverb


Interest on debts grow without rain.
Yiddish Proverb


Conscience is the nest where all good is hatched.
Welsh Proverb


Never let your feet run faster than your shoes.
Scottish Proverb


Every fish that gets away appears great.
Turkish Proverb


If you marry a monkey for his wealth, the money goes and the monkey remains as is.
Egyptian Proverb


If you don't stand for something, you will fall for something. African Proverb


Man who waits for roast duck to fly into mouth must wait very, very long time.
Chinese Proverb


It is a wise man who lives with money in the bank, it is a fool who dies that way.
French Proverb


Lose an hour in the morning and you'll be running after it all day.
English Proverb


"Everything has beauty but not everyone sees it."
Proverb



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