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If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.
Proverb I can resist everything except temptation. Proverb He who fishes in another man's well often catches crab. Proverb A peacock who sits on his tail is just another turkey. Proverb Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. Proverb The woman who doesn't wish to bake bread, spends five days sifting the flour. Greek Proverb There are no short cuts to any place worth going. Proverb Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. Chinese Proverb One doesn't examine the teeth of a gift horse. Portuguese Proverb Money makes monkeys of men. Icelandic Proverb A bicycle can't stand on its own because it's two-tired. English Proverb If you are willing to admit faults, you have one less fault to admit. Proverb When two dogs fight over a bone, a third one carries it away. Dutch Proverb It's better a friend in the market then one hundred gold coins in the chest. Maltese Proverb Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch. Proverb The fellow who never makes a mistake takes his orders from one who does. Proverb It's in old kettles that one makes the best soup. French Proverb Giving birth to a baby is easier than worrying about it. Japanese Proverb Don't think there are no crocidles because the water is calm. Malaysian Proverb A guest sees more in an hour than the host in a year. Polish Proverb A lazy shepherd is the wolf's friend. Welsh Proverb After three days, both fish and guests begin to smell. Danish Proverb Ask the young, they know everything. French Proverb Don't rely on the label on the bag. French Proverb Interest on debts grow without rain. Yiddish Proverb Conscience is the nest where all good is hatched. Welsh Proverb Never let your feet run faster than your shoes. Scottish Proverb Every fish that gets away appears great. Turkish Proverb If you marry a monkey for his wealth, the money goes and the monkey remains as is. Egyptian Proverb If you don't stand for something, you will fall for something. African Proverb Man who waits for roast duck to fly into mouth must wait very, very long time. Chinese Proverb It is a wise man who lives with money in the bank, it is a fool who dies that way. French Proverb Lose an hour in the morning and you'll be running after it all day. English Proverb "Everything has beauty but not everyone sees it." Proverb | |
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