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Funny Quotes about Life 171 to 200
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A good smile is magic pill that can make you feel good in every circumstances
of life.
M Kapoor
Life
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Life is the only game where the object of the game is to figure out what the rules are.
Tom Seeley
Good
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The first great gift we can bestow on others is a good example.
Thomas Morell
Example
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Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb
a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid
Albert Einstein
Genius
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You aren't wealthy until you have something money can't buy.
Garth Brooks
Wealth
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There is no such thing as bad publicity - except your own obituary.
Brendan Behan, Irish Republican, poet, short story writer
Irish Quotes and Sayings
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I love you more than sunsets love to swagger and to strut, or a sports team loves to celebrate when lifting up a cup.
George Stanworth, Short Funny Love Poems
I Love You
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A sudden bold and unexpected question doth many times surprise a man and lay him open.
Francis Bacon
Question
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We all have ability, the difference is how we use it.
Stevie Wonder
Inspirational
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Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't
have for something they don't need.
Will Rogers
Influence
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Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust.
Zig Ziglar
Trust
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Life's a tough proposition but the first hundred years are the hardest.
Wilson Mizner
Inspirational Quotes about Life and Struggles
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You're not as young as you used to be. But you're not as old as you're going to be.
Irish Saying
Birthday
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Wisdom likes not chance.
English Proverb
Wise
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Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig.
How many of them will own up to a lack of humor?
Frank Moore Colby
Humor
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We must not allow the clock and the calendar to blind us to the fact that each moment of life is a miracle and mystery.
H.G. Wells
Time
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A cynic is a person searching for an honest man with a stolen lantern.
Edgar A. Shoaff
Honesty
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God gives nothing to those who keep their arms crossed.
African Proverb
God
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After a bad harvest, sow again.
Seneca
Persistence
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We have to learn to be our own best friend, because we fall too easily into the trap of being our worst enemy.
Roderick Thorp
Friend
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Life is a continuous adjustment of internal relations to external relations.
Herbert Spencer
Tolerance
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Good health and good sense are two of life's greatest blessings.
Publius
Blessed
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A smile costs nothing in money, time, or effort but it is literally true that it can be of supreme importance in one's life.
Emmet Fox
Make A Difference
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Rain is a good reminder of how our attitude can affect everything. Some folks let it destroy their day; others consider it a blessing.
Judy Ford
Attitude
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Dream a little and work a lot.
Donald Jackson
Dream
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Whenever I meet people for the first time, I assume that they have a great story to tell and that it's my job to find it.
Sarah Ferguson The Duchess of York, What I Know Now
Encouragement
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Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire.
Thomas Fuller
Happiness
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The earth laughs in flowers.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Happy
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When you found out how to take it, life wasn't half bad.
Willa Cather
Joy
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In short luck's always to blame.
Jean de La Fontaine
Blame
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