Funny Quotes about Life Page 5

A good smile is magic pill that can make you feel good in every circumstances of life. M Kapoor
Life   |  

Life is the only game where the object of the game is to figure out what the rules are.
Tom Seeley
Good   |  

The first great gift we can bestow on others is a good example. Thomas Morell
The first great gift we can bestow on others is a good example.
Thomas Morell
Example   |  

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid
Albert Einstein
Genius   |  

You aren't wealthy until you have something money can't buy.
Garth Brooks
Wealthy   |  

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.
Will Rogers
Influence   |  

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust.
Zig Ziglar
Trust   |  

Life's a tough proposition but the first hundred years are the hardest.
Wilson Mizner
Destiny   |  

You're not as young as you used to be. But you're not as old as you're going to be.
Irish Saying
Birthday   |  

Wisdom likes not chance.
English Proverb
Wiseom   |  

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor?
Frank Moore Colby
Humor   |  

We must not allow the clock and the calendar to blind us to the fact that each moment of life is a miracle and mystery.
H.G. Wells
Time   |  

A cynic is a person searching for an honest man with a stolen lantern.
Edgar A. Shoaff
Honesty   |  

God gives nothing to those who keep their arms crossed.
African Proverb
God   |  

After a bad harvest, sow again.
Persistence   |  

We have to learn to be our own best friend, because we fall too easily into the trap of being our worst enemy.
Roderick Thorp
Friend   |  

Life is a continuous adjustment of internal relations to external relations.
Herbert Spencer
Tolerance   |  

Good health and good sense are two of life's greatest blessings.
Blessed   |  

A smile costs nothing in money, time, or effort but it is literally true that it can be of supreme importance in one's life.
Emmet Fox
Making A Difference   |  

Rain is a good reminder of how our attitude can affect everything. Some folks let it destroy their day; others consider it a blessing.
Judy Ford
Attitude   |  

Dream a little and work a lot.
Donald Jackson
Dream   |  

Whenever I meet people for the first time, I assume that they have a great story to tell and that it's my job to find it.
Sarah Ferguson The Duchess of York, What I Know Now
Encouragement   |  

Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire.
Thomas Fuller
Happiness   |  

The earth laughs in flowers.
Being Happy  |  

When you found out how to take it, life wasn't half bad.
Willa Cather
Joy   |  

In short luck's always to blame.
Jean de La Fontaine
Blame   |  

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