Funny Quotes about Life 171 to 200

  1. A good smile is magic pill that can make you feel good in every circumstances of life. M Kapoor

  2. Life is the only game where the object of the game is to figure out what the rules are. Tom Seeley

  3. The first great gift we can bestow on others is a good example. Thomas Morell

  4. Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid Albert Einstein

  5. You aren't wealthy until you have something money can't buy. Garth Brooks

  6. There is no such thing as bad publicity - except your own obituary. Brendan Behan, Irish Republican, poet, short story writer
    Irish Quotes and Sayings

  7. I love you more than sunsets love to swagger and to strut, or a sports team loves to celebrate when lifting up a cup. George Stanworth, Short Funny Love Poems
    I Love You

  8. A sudden bold and unexpected question doth many times surprise a man and lay him open. Francis Bacon

  9. We all have ability, the difference is how we use it. Stevie Wonder

  10. Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need. Will Rogers

  11. Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. Zig Ziglar

  12. Life's a tough proposition but the first hundred years are the hardest. Wilson Mizner
  13. Life's a tough proposition but the first hundred years are the hardest. Wilson Mizner
    Inspirational Quotes about Life and Struggles

  14. You're not as young as you used to be. But you're not as old as you're going to be. Irish Saying

  15. Wisdom likes not chance. English Proverb

  16. Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? Frank Moore Colby

  17. We must not allow the clock and the calendar to blind us to the fact that each moment of life is a miracle and mystery. H.G. Wells

  18. A cynic is a person searching for an honest man with a stolen lantern. Edgar A. Shoaff

  19. God gives nothing to those who keep their arms crossed. African Proverb

  20. After a bad harvest, sow again. Seneca

  21. We have to learn to be our own best friend, because we fall too easily into the trap of being our worst enemy. Roderick Thorp

  22. Life is a continuous adjustment of internal relations to external relations. Herbert Spencer

  23. Good health and good sense are two of life's greatest blessings. Publius

  24. A smile costs nothing in money, time, or effort but it is literally true that it can be of supreme importance in one's life. Emmet Fox
    Make A Difference

  25. Rain is a good reminder of how our attitude can affect everything. Some folks let it destroy their day; others consider it a blessing. Judy Ford

  26. Dream a little and work a lot. Donald Jackson
  27. Dream a little and work a lot. Donald Jackson

  28. Whenever I meet people for the first time, I assume that they have a great story to tell and that it's my job to find it. Sarah Ferguson The Duchess of York, What I Know Now

  29. Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. Thomas Fuller

  30. The earth laughs in flowers. Ralph Waldo Emerson

  31. When you found out how to take it, life wasn't half bad. Willa Cather

  32. In short luck's always to blame. Jean de La Fontaine

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