Funny Quotes about Life Page 5
A good smile is magic pill that can make you feel good in every circumstances
of life.
M Kapoor Life | Life is the only game where the object of the game is to figure out what the rules are. Tom Seeley Good |  The first great gift we can bestow on others is a good example. Thomas Morell Example | Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid Albert Einstein Genius | You aren't wealthy until you have something money can't buy. Garth Brooks Wealthy | Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need. Will Rogers Influence | Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. Zig Ziglar Trust | Life's a tough proposition but the first hundred years are the hardest. Wilson Mizner Destiny | You're not as young as you used to be. But you're not as old as you're going to be. Irish Saying Birthday | Wisdom likes not chance. English Proverb Wiseom | Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? Frank Moore Colby Humor | We must not allow the clock and the calendar to blind us to the fact that each moment of life is a miracle and mystery. H.G. Wells Time | A cynic is a person searching for an honest man with a stolen lantern. Edgar A. Shoaff Honesty | God gives nothing to those who keep their arms crossed. African Proverb God | After a bad harvest, sow again. Seneca Persistence | We have to learn to be our own best friend, because we fall too easily into the trap of being our worst enemy. Roderick Thorp Friend | Life is a continuous adjustment of internal relations to external relations. Herbert Spencer Tolerance | Good health and good sense are two of life's greatest blessings. Publius Blessed | A smile costs nothing in money, time, or effort but it is literally true that it can be of supreme importance in one's life. Emmet Fox Making A Difference | Rain is a good reminder of how our attitude can affect everything. Some folks let it destroy their day; others consider it a blessing. Judy Ford Attitude | Dream a little and work a lot. Donald Jackson Dream | Whenever I meet people for the first time, I assume that they have a great story to tell and that it's my job to find it. Sarah Ferguson The Duchess of York, What I Know Now Encouragement | Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. Thomas Fuller Happiness | The earth laughs in flowers. Being Happy | When you found out how to take it, life wasn't half bad. Willa Cather Joy | In short luck's always to blame. Jean de La Fontaine Blame | More Funny Quotes about Life: 
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