22 Funny Love Quotes

1. Love is a lot like a backache: it doesn't show up on X-rays, but you know it's there. George Burns
   Funny Quotes




2. "The advantage of being eighty years old is that one has many people to love." Jean Renoir
   Age





3. Love is a two-way street constantly under construction. Carroll Bryant
   Love Quotes




4. Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. Albert Einstein
   Famous Quotes




5. Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. Phyllis Diller
   Beautiful





6. The brain is the most outstanding organ. It works 24/7, 365 from birth until you fall in love. Sophie Monroe
   Cute Quotes




7. As a man in a relationship, you have a choice: You can be right or you can be happy. Ralphie May
   Relationship





8. I love you and it's getting worse. Joseph E. Morris
   I Love You




9. You can never be too old or too young to be attracted to someone. I still remember my first crush back in grade school. Mike Lee
   School




10. You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. Dr. Seuss
    Dream





11. Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. Joan Crawford
    Funny Quotes about Love




12. Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before. Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook
    Amazing




13. "Country songs tell you that life and love have a fickle sense of humor and drama, yet life is neutral; it provides us with sunshine and rain." Linda Drevenstedt, Life Path by Design
    Sunshine





14. "All good people have love to give, but too many of them keep it bottled up." T. H. Russo, How To Tell Someone You Love
    Good




15. You know how people say, "you can't live without love"? Well, oxygen is even more important. Dr. Gregory Houser
    Cute Love Quotes




16. People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you'll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow. Erma Bombeck
    Growth





17. Our love is like eggs and bacon, we just go together. Catherine Pulsifer
    Quote of The Day




18. "One advantage of marriage, it seems to me, is that when you fall out of love with each other, it keeps you together until maybe you fall in again." Judith Viorst
    Marriage




19. People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy. Bob Hope
    Famous Love Quotes





20. I love you to the moon and back. Saying
    Funny Sayings




21. Your the peanut butter and I'm the jam, let's sandwich together. Catherine Pulsifer
    Words of Encouragement




22. When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. Mark Twain
    Short Love Quotes

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