Love is a lot like a backache: it doesn't show up on X-rays, but you
know it's there.
"The advantage of being eighty years old is that one has many people to love."
Love is a two-way street constantly under construction.
Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.
The brain is the most outstanding organ. It works 24/7, 365 from birth
until you fall in love.
As a man in a relationship, you have a choice:
You can be right or you can be happy.
I love you and it's getting worse.
Joseph E. Morris
I Love You
You can never be too old or too young to be attracted to someone.
I still remember my first crush back in grade school.
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because
reality is finally better than your dreams.
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth
or burn down your house, you can never tell.
Funny Quotes about Love
Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before.
Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook
"Country songs tell you that life and love have
a fickle sense of humor and drama, yet life is neutral;
it provides us with sunshine and rain."
Linda Drevenstedt, Life Path by Design
"All good people have love to give, but too many of them keep it bottled up."
T. H. Russo, How To Tell Someone You Love
You know how people say, "you can't live without love"?
Well, oxygen is even more important.
Dr. Gregory Houser
Cute Love Quotes
People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do
a husband or wife. The rules are the same.
Look for something you'll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow.
Our love is like eggs and bacon, we just go together.
Quote of The Day
"One advantage of marriage, it seems to me, is that when you fall out of love with each other, it keeps you together until maybe you fall in again."
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
Famous Love Quotes
I love you to the moon and back.
Your the peanut butter and I'm the jam, let's sandwich together.
Words of Encouragement
When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
Short Love Quotes