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Love is a lot like a backache: it doesn't show up on X-rays, but you
know it's there.
George Burns
Funny Quotes
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"The advantage of being eighty years old is that one has many people to love."
Jean Renoir
Age
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Love is a two-way street constantly under construction.
Carroll Bryant
Love Quotes
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Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
Albert Einstein
Famous Quotes
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Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.
Phyllis Diller
Beautiful
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The brain is the most outstanding organ. It works 24/7, 365 from birth
until you fall in love.
Sophie Monroe
Cute Quotes
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As a man in a relationship, you have a choice:
You can be right or you can be happy.
Ralphie May
Relationship
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I love you and it's getting worse.
Joseph E. Morris
I Love You
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You can never be too old or too young to be attracted to someone.
I still remember my first crush back in grade school.
Mike Lee
School
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You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because
reality is finally better than your dreams.
Dr. Seuss
Dream
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Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth
or burn down your house, you can never tell.
Joan Crawford
Funny Quotes about Love
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Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before.
Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook
Amazing
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"Country songs tell you that life and love have
a fickle sense of humor and drama, yet life is neutral;
it provides us with sunshine and rain."
Linda Drevenstedt, Life Path by Design
Sunshine
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"All good people have love to give, but too many of them keep it bottled up."
T. H. Russo, How To Tell Someone You Love
Good
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You know how people say, "you can't live without love"?
Well, oxygen is even more important.
Dr. Gregory Houser
Cute Love Quotes
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People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do
a husband or wife. The rules are the same.
Look for something you'll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow.
Erma Bombeck
Growth
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Our love is like eggs and bacon, we just go together.
Catherine Pulsifer
Quote of The Day
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"One advantage of marriage, it seems to me, is that when you fall out of love with each other, it keeps you together until maybe you fall in again."
Judith Viorst
Marriage
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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
Bob Hope
Famous Love Quotes
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I love you to the moon and back.
Saying
Funny Sayings
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Your the peanut butter and I'm the jam, let's sandwich together.
Catherine Pulsifer
Words of Encouragement
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When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
Mark Twain
Short Love Quotes
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