29 Funny Friendship Quotes

29 Funny Friendship Quotes

Share these funny friendship quotes with your friends to bring a smile to their face. Laughter strengthens friendship and gives us good memories.

Friends are amazing and awesome. While friendship is not funny, friends always have fun. Laughter between friends is always special.

Humorous quotes but you may also find some inspiration and encouraging words in them.

    Friends should be like books, easy to find when you need them, 
but seldom used. Ralph Waldo Emerson

  1. Friends should be like books, easy to find when you need them, but seldom used. Ralph Waldo Emerson
    Famous Quotes about Life
  2. Friendship reaches well above all currency.Robert M. Hensel
    Money
  3. A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down. Arnold Glasow

  4. A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down. Arnold Glasow
    True Friendship Quotes
  5. I find friendship to be like wine, raw when new, ripened with age, the true old man’s milk and restorative cordial. Thomas Jefferson
    Positive Quotes
  6. “Friendship is like a bank account; you cannot continue to draw on it without making deposits.” Author Unknown
    Friendship
  7. Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions; they pass no criticisms. George Eliot

  8. Animals are such agreeable friends – they ask no questions; they pass no criticisms. George Eliot
    Famous
  9. I am a friend of the workingman, and I would rather be his friend, than be one. Clarence Darrow
    Funny Work Quotes
  10. “Yesterday, I forgot how a friend hurt my feelings. Today, I forgot what I did to make him mad.” Ariele M. Huff, The Perks of Aging
    Hurt
  11. You are just like the ocean, I feel relaxed around you, and at other times you cool me down and like the ocean you are always there. Kate Summers
    Cool
  12. A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. Benjamin Franklin

  13. A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. Benjamin Franklin
    Sunshine
  14. “As a child, my number one best friend was the librarian in my grade school. I actually believed all those books belonged to her.” Erma Bombeck
    Books
  15. Don’t regret about growing old my friend, we can share memories and each day renew our friendship. Catherine Pulsifer
    Funny Birthday Quotes
  16. A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.Author Unknown
    Irish Quotes and Sayings
  17. Make allowances for your friends' imperfections as readily as you do for your own.  H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

  18. Make allowances for your friends’ imperfections as readily as you do for your own. H. Jackson Brown, Jr., Life’s Little Instruction Book Volume II
    Not Perfect
  19. “A mother is the best friend God ever gave.” Christian Nestell Bovee
    Mother
  20. “You’ll be richer in the end than a prince, if you’re a friend. Edgar A. Guest
    Wealth
  21. A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.Bernard Meltzer
    Funny
  22. Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. Sicilian Proverb

  23. Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. Sicilian Proverb
    Funny Proverbs
  24. “The only unsinkable ship is friendship.” Author Unknown
    Quote of The Day
  25. “One of the things you can give and will not cost you any money = friendship.” Catherine Pulsifer
    Money
  26. Sometimes me think, “What is friend?” Then me say, “Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.”Cookie Monster
    Sharing
  27. Gardens like friends, they get better with age.

  28. “Gardens like friends, they get better with age.”
    Age
  29. Thoughtfulness is to a friendship what sunshine is to a garden. Author Unknown
    Meaningful
  30. Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.Oprah Winfrey
    Inspirational Quotes for Kids
  31. True friendship is like sound health ; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost.” Charles C. Colton
    Health
  32. Plant a seed of friendship; reap a bouquet of happiness. Lois L. Kaufman

  33. “Plant a seed of friendship; reap a bouquet of happiness.” Lois L. Kaufman
    Happiness
  34. Your friends should be people you can get away to, not people you want to get away from. Nealey Stapleton, Life Lessons
    Quotes That Make You Smile
  35. Love is blind, but friendship closes its eyes. Author Unknown
    Cute Love Quotes
  36. To our friend who is aging wonderfully. Nothing about you is old, Except a few of your jokes. Author Unknown
    Happy Birthday Quotes for Friends

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We hope these funny friendship quotes have brought a smile to your face. Share them with your friends to brighten their day. Friendship is never funny, but laughter in friendship is always a positive thing!

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