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- “If you reach for a star, you might not get one. But you won’t come up with a hand full of mud either.” Leo Burnett
Quote of the Day - “You only need listen to yourselves. It reminds me of an old proverb:
‘If and When were planted, and Nothing grew’.” Catherine Pulsifer, If and When Were Planted
Listening | - “Trouble knocked on the door, but hearing laughter, hurried away.” Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)
Laughter | - We humans are a silly bunch. We spend half our time trying to fit in with the crowd and the other half trying to stand out from it. Nick Vujicic
Funny Poems | - Like almost everyone who uses e-mail, I receive a ton of spam every day. Much of it offers to help me get out of debt or get rich quick. It would be funny if it weren’t so irritating. Bill Gates
Daily Motivation | - I smile because you’re my sister in law, I laugh because you married my brother. Author Unknown
Happy Birthday Sister In Law | - You can’t shine like a diamond, if you not willing to get cut like a diamond! Eric Thomas
Encouraging - “Life is the movie you see through your own eyes. It makes little difference what’s happening out there. It’s how you take it that counts.” Denis Waitley
Quotes about Life | - If you are always trying to be normal, you will never know how amazing you can be. Maya Angelou
Words of Encouragement | - “You don’t get paid for the hour. You get paid for the value you bring to the hour.” Jim Rohn
Work | - “I truly believe we are all funny . . . at least some of the time. Some of us are termed naturally funny and others have to work at it. We all have moments in life that make us laugh.” David Nihill, Do You Talk Funny?
Inspirational Quotes - If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks. Bendan Behan
Irish Quotes and Sayings - “Cleaning your house while your children are home is a lot like brushing your teeth with Oreos in your mouth.” Author Unknown
Children | - “Some people die at twenty-five and aren’t buried until they are seventy-five.” Benjamin Franklin
Death | - “I wonder if we are given kids to teach or to learn from?” Author Unknown, Big Mud Puddles and Sunny Yellow Dandelions
Teacher | - “What you do speaks so loud that I cannot hear what you say.” Ralph Waldo Emerson
Positive | - “Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.” Mark Twain
Smile - “A smile is an inexpensive way to change your looks.” Charles Gordy
Change | - “People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily.” Zig Ziglar
Motivational | - If you dig a grave for others you may fall into it yourself. Irish Proverbs
Proverbs | - A man who correctly guesses a woman’s age may be smart, but he’s not very bright. Lucille Ball
Smart | - “You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you.” Walt Disney
Funny Quotes about Life | - “We have a problem. ‘Congratulations.’ But it’s a tough problem. “Then double congratulations.” W. Clement Stone
Daily Inspiration | - “A smile confuses an approaching frown.” Author Unknown
Smile Poem | - ” . . . I ask people if an elephant has ever bitten them. Most of the time people say no. But everyone has been bitten by a mosquito. It’s the little things that get us.” David DeNotaris
Make A Difference | - The Wright brothers flew right through the smoke screen of impossibility. Charles Kettering
Graduation | - You cannot get to the top by sitting on your bottom. Proverb
Funny Proverbs | - Can I give you a handful of laughter, a smidgen of giggles to boot,
a cupful of tease and a comical sneeze, followed by a hilarious hoot.
John McLeod, A Handful of Laughter
Smile Poem | - You need to be comfortable with you. Stop worrying about the couple in the corner who may or may not be looking at you funny. Willow Cross, Getting Over It
Being Yourself | - “A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor’s book.” Irish Saying
Motivational | - It’s always too early to quit. Norman Vincent Peale
Never Quit | - On speech making: Be sincere; be brief; be seated. Franklin Roosevelt
Communication | - You can overcome anything if you don’t bellyache. Bernard M. Baruch
Overcoming | - No cowboy was ever faster on the draw than a grandparent pulling a baby picture out of a wallet. Author Unknown
Grandmother | - Common sense is very uncommon. Horace Greeley
Common Sense | - Beware of little expenses. A small leak will sink a great ship. Benjamin Franklin
Famous | - Procrastination is like stopping a train that left the station: when we procrastinate, we hold others up. Joseph R. Ferrari, Still Procrastinating
Procrastination | - If you are around others who are funny and lighthearted, you are more likely to find yourself relaxed and enjoying a good laugh. Ace McCloud, Forgiveness
Relax | - The presence of God in the flood is better than a ferry boat. Charles H. Spurgeon
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