40 Funny Good Morning Quotes
Let these funny good morning quotes bring a smile to your face and may the wisdom add a positive thought to your day!
- There are two ways of waking up in the morning. One is to say, ‘Good morning, God’ï¿½ and the other is to say, ‘Good God, morning!’Fulton J. Sheen
- The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. e. e. cummings
A good morning to you, remember to laugh this day. There is a saying, don’t take life to seriously. So as you begin this day, remember to laugh during it!
- Life kisses our faces every morning. Yet, between morning and evening, she laughs at our sorrows.Kahlil Gibran
- As you ramble through life, whatever be your goal; keep your eye upon the doughnut, and not upon the hole. Irish Saying
Irish Quotes and Sayings
- Any morning the good Lord lets you open your eyes that’s a day He has something for you to do.Author Unknown
- Procrastination is like stopping a train that left the station: when we procrastinate, we hold others up. Joseph R. Ferrari, Still Procrastinating
Let this day be one where you don’t hold others up! Even though there are things we would prefer not to do, do them, get them done – this will give your morning a boast, and will help you to have a good day, not just today, but tomorrow also!
- My future starts when I wake up every morning . . . Miles Davis
- Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available. Jim Beggs
- Wonder what would happen if, some morning, we’d wake up and say, “Anything I can do for You today, Lord? Burton Hillis
- Getting a good start in the morning is the difference between having a mentally and physically good day and a terrible day. Sumit Gautam
Good Day Quotes
- There are no traffic jams along the extra mile.Roger Staubach
Funny but true words of wisdom for your day. Go that extra mile it will make more difference than you realize!
Quote of The Day
- You cannot get to the top by sitting on your bottom. Proverb
- It’s how do you say “good morning” to the people along the way,
And it’s how do you face your troubles whenever your skies are gray. Edgar A Guest
- It is difficult to steer a parked car, so get moving. Henrietta Mears
Good morning sleepy head! This quote is for you!
Funny Graduation Quotes
- Lose an hour in the morning and you’ll be running after it all day. English Proverb
- Lost time is like a run in a stocking. It always gets worse. Anne Morrow Lindbergh
All women can relate to this saying. Use your time today efficiently, don’t let it get away from you!
Top Ten Quotes on Time
- Our snooze button does not have the power to delay the sun from rising in the morning. Time simply does not wait for anyone. Ted Robbins
- Never rest on your laurels. Nothing wilts faster than a laurel sat upon. Mary Kay
Yesterday is over, and yes it may have been a great day. But don’t slack off this morning, each day is an opportunity to be the best you can be!
- You’ve got to get up every morning with determination if you’re going to go to bed with satisfaction.George Lorimer
- Minds are like parachutes – they only function when open. Thomas Dewar
Get up and get at it! Keep your mind open to the possibilites that this day will bring.
- Rest but never quit. Even the sun has a sinking spell each evening. But it always rises the next morning. Muhammad Ali
- Please stop waiting for a map. We reward those who draw maps, not those who follow them. Seth Godin, Poke the Box
Good morning and what are your goals for the day? Don’t wait for someone else to set them, set your own, and achieve them. And then tomorrow morning wake up and do the same!
- Hope is a renewable option: If you run out of it at the end of the day, you get to start over in the morning.Barbara Kingsolver
- Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven’t planted. David Bly
Wishing and dreaming will never bring success. Take action and move towards the goals you want to accomplish.
- We would wake up every morning excited for the day rather than feeling as though we’d been hit by a truck during the night. Meg Meeker Md
- Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.” Thomas A. Edison
Thomas Edison said this many years ago but it still holds wisdom for each of us. You don’t get anything for nothing, you got to work for it each and every day.
- Until God opens the next door, praise Him in the hallway. Nicky Gumbel
Quotes about God
- You wake up in the morning and lo! Your purse is magically filled with twenty-four hours of the unmanufactured tissue of the universe of your life. It is yours.Arnold Bennett
Positive Life Quotes
- What you do speaks so loud that I cannot hear what you say.Ralph Waldo Emerson
Do you talk about what you are going to do, or do you spend hours thinking about what you are going to do? Get up and start doing rather than just talking and thinking. What may seem impossible becomes possible when you start doing!
Actions Speak Louder Than Words Quotes
- You don’t get paid for the hour. You get paid for the value you bring to the hour.Jim Rohn
To many times we think about how much we are paid by the hour. Want an increase in your salary – if you bring value to every hour you work you will find your salary will go up.
Funny Work Quotes
- Imagine what we would achieve if we had the spiders’ determination? Elles Lohuis, The Little Guide to Setting Intentions
- Make sure you’re a joy to be around and not the one actually causing the problem. Kala Stevenson, Monday Mornings
- Good intentions are not enough. You cannot tape the cracks of a sinking boat.Robin Low, Good Intentions Are Not Enough
A great quote to keep with you this morning. Well intentions may be good, actually doing is better.
- I’ve seen many troubles in my time, only half of which ever came true.” Mark Twain
Don’t let worry ruin your day. Many times as Mark Twain says, what we worry about does not happen. Have a great morning, take one thing at a time, don’t worry.
- The morning is wiser than the evening. Czech Proverb
- You can overcome anything if you don’t bellyache. Bernard M. Baruch
- Early morning is the best time to dream, to think, and to clear your mind. The rest of the day is filled with obligations that slowly leech away your brain power, energy, and focus. Samantha Westwood, Rise and Shine!
- Every morning you have two choices: continue to sleep with your dreams or wake up and chase them. Daniel Milstein, Rule #1, Don’t Be #2
- Either you run the day or the day runs you. Jim Rohn
Short Inspirational Quotes
- You’ve got to be very careful if you don’t know where you are going, because you might not get there. Yogi Berra
Words of Encouragement
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